Jacking-Off Log

[MechaBlade]

I came to probably the best vid I have. This very subbie and quite cute girl shoving a large dildo/anal plug up her butt. She's crying and at one point she says what seems to be, "I hate this so much right now." It's only right that I should reward such an excellent monologue with the popping of my cork.

I came and it really gets me off to talk dirty when I do so. Mostly because it turns me on how much the orgasm inhibits my ability to speak.

I sound like a drunken retarded person who has had a stroke.

I comforted the girl in the video, telling her how her self-inflicted pain was for a good cause; somewhat yelling and sounding much like a dying man with a speech impediment.

"Izsh good... ehcause it... gets MREEEE OFFF!"

It'd be humiliating to do it in front of a woman, but when jacking, I can feel free to be as silly as I please.

You have the sanction of the good book for this.

*ahem*

"...My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him..."

Song of Solomon, Chapter 5, Verse 4.

Holy shit.

I declare 1hf the JOL's "It Girl" for the 2008 masturbation season.

Her tiara will be ritually passed by last years title holder, Luxey, at the Avalon Ballroom.

Bandleader Maxwell Choadskey and his Swinging Junkies will play the mellow sounds of yesteryear and there will be an open bar.

If luxey bestows the tiara, I shall give her the royal necklace.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Holy shit.


If luxey bestows the tiara, I shall give her the royal necklace.

lol. "Holy shit", rimshot.

 

[drown]

tortured one through...

deep recessed
piece of shit
hiding lurking
o.

clawed at me through the weekend;
teasing
needling.
it laughed at me
as i mumbled through
an awkward fuckmeet...

fucking without release.

the whole time in disconnect,
as i only dug within
to grasp this slimy cancerous
o;
to fling it at the fling...

but no.

found soft satisfaction
by bringing off
the meet meat...
twice and some
in frustration...

then slept the next day
with their scent on me
and in me...

hoping to tempt my own.

neither porn
nor proximity;

stimulus drove the fucker deeper still...
until jaw-clenched
and drunken....

i screamed in my head...

let it go
let it go
dear god
let it go

sometime in the night,
sleep stirred only by
the
absolute swirl of dreamscape void
dark, nothing, eerie lack of....

a lightning shock into consciousness.
piercing rip from sleep....

three light touches
to my there...

incredible flow...
sustained release...
an o of an o

unlike any other.

my head this morning is beyond it...
or below it
or outside it...

i simply know that i crave it.
frustratingly so.
​

 

[1HF]

I declare 1hf the JOL's "It Girl" for the 2008 masturbation season.

Her tiara will be ritually passed by last years title holder, Luxey, at the Avalon Ballroom.

Bandleader Maxwell Choadskey and his Swinging Junkies will play the mellow sounds of yesteryear and there will be an open bar.

Awesome.

I've been masturbating a lot lately, but it hasn't been satisfactory. It helps for all of 5 min, then I realize that no matter how much I fuck myself, it's not going to be what I need.

Terribly frustrating.

 

[mellowyellows]

I always wonder what todays jack will be......assisted , unassisted. Satisfying , not satisfying.....then I think.....who cares....there is always tommorrow.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Good one, drown. That's what we call "popping the orgone bubble" when we talk shop here in the jol.

 

[1HF]

Good one, drown. That's what we call "popping the orgone bubble" when we talk shop here in the jol.

drown's was an awesome post.

Fucking loved it.

 

[drown]

Good one, drown. That's what we call "popping the orgone bubble" when we talk shop here in the jol.

i know...
i know.

dear fuck...
it's a drug
without form!

 

[Luk]

This morning's session was quick and intense.

Got myself going by using the classic Jenna Haze rimming another beautiful brunette (is there anything hotter than lesbian rimming?).

As she fingered the other girls asshole I envisioned my cock in Jenna's asshole, banging away at it just like that whore likes it. I then turned my thoughts to a certain blond Litster and began recording the video. I recording it laying on my back, naked, all lubed up and ready. I thought about her, riding my with her back twords me, sliding her tight ass up and down my shaft.

I gave a wink into the camera and the re-focused on my cock. I showed her how much she can make me come and exploded my juice all over my naked chest.

 

[badmatt]

I wasn't in control of My last jack....was enjoying being the only male ...basically the plaything at a fuckbuddy's house...and the last thing that happened....was me playing with all 3 of them, one with my tongue the other two with my hands...and then the one on My tongue turned around and started stroking me...I came pretty good...just a shame it meant she was gonna have to clean the hottub they were all enthralled by the way some of it floated on the surface, some sank to the bottom and some just hovered in there half way down

 

[bridgeburner]

heh, the unbearable lightness of semen.




Went back to one of my favorite stories here at Lit. I needed to refresh my memory of some of the exact text. The idea is hot enough to me, but I really like the writer and I'm bummed as all hell that she had so few submissions. She knows how to write the kind of non-consent that counts in my book.

Anyway, it's been good for two a day for the past three or four days.
The Mountain by sylviarockon

 

[raindancer]

.....

 

[cyberneticghost]

Masturbation has become so routine. I'm beginning to get sick of myself alone. Haha... When you don't have that, what DO you have!?

 

[Bacetti]

I remember you. It's been a long time.

Hi lovely thread.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I remember you. It's been a long time.

Hi lovely thread.

What a lewd avatar you have. Welcome back.

 

[naughtycakes]

Last night I began an experiment. No, scratch that, it's not an experiment because I'm counting on success as the outcome, it's a project.

I'm re-conditioning myself to 1. Rubbbb off without the help of outside stimulus, 2. Make myself cum repeatedly.

I've been masturbating to dirty stories since my early teens, starting out with trashy novels by Jackie Collins, Sydney Sheldon, etc., moving on to sex scenes in romance novels and finally culmanating in my late teens in erotica by Anais Nin, Pauline Reage, etc. I guess I got spoiled because now I'm can't masturbate without a story, a video or a fellow perv. I've tried, but I just get distracted, my mind wanders to the mundane and ruins my stride.

Also, I've found recently that while my solo efforts result in one to two orgasms, max, I'm able to cum ad naseum with the proper help and incentive. I'm very orgasmic during sex, but it never occurred to me to keep rubbing after the first or second when flying solo. It may have to do with the fact that I usually rub my pussy when I'm masturbating to a story versus being instructed to finger or shove something up my cunt, something I'll have to look into.

So last night, I read a spanking scene from a Penny Birch book I'm quite fond of, but I put myself in the girl's place instead of externalizing the fantasy and set the book down before I began to rub. I closed my eyes and concentrated on watching myself getting used and abused, on my knees on the floor, my belly resting on an ottoman and my legs splayed wide to show the rear view of my bare pussy and ass.

It worked for about 30 seconds, then I started thinking about something I read in The Economist that morning about gypsies in Rome, the job I had scheduled the next day, my upcoming trip..... FUCK!

I picked the book back up and went back to Penny getting her ass caned by the lecherous Percy, rubbing circles around my clit until my eyes closed, teeth clenched and legs jerked tight around my hand. I threw the book back down, turned off the light and rolled over.

I will succeed, though.

 

[Batch]

love the part about gypsies in Rome...

 

[naughtycakes]

love the part about gypsies in Rome...

Ha! Thanks, it was an interesting little article. Rome vs. Roma, from an issue back in May I borrowed from a waiting room somewhere.

 

[Batch]

Ha! Thanks, it was an interesting little article. Rome vs. Roma, from an issue back in May I borrowed from a waiting room somewhere.

jackus interuptus

arrive like ravens from all over the landscape of the mind.

 

[naughtycakes]

jackus interuptus

arrive like ravens from all over the landscape of the mind.

Oh noes! What an awsome mental image, Batch!

I'm tied down to a big rock on a craggy plateu, clouds gathering and rumbling above me, a white robe open and flowing in the pre-storm winds, my body straining to cum as the ravens descend to pick on on my resolve.

 

[Batch]

Oh noes! What an awsome mental image, Batch!

I'm tied down to a big rock on a craggy plateu, clouds gathering and rumbling above me, a white robe open and flowing in the pre-storm winds, my body straining to cum as the ravens descend to pick on on my resolve.

umm, nice visual

have a grand day.

 

[naughtycakes]

umm, nice visual

have a grand day.

You, too, and thanks for gracing me with your beautiful words

 

[rosco rathbone]

Chained to a rock whilst ravens devour your ever-regenerating clitoris. That's what you get when you fuck with the gods, steal the secret of masturbation and give it to mankind.

 

[tallguy4fun73]

I jacked off this morning after watching a video of two women rubbing their pussies together.

 

[Hester]

Chained to a rock whilst ravens devour your ever-regenerating clitoris. That's what you get when you fuck with the gods, steal the secret of masturbation and give it to mankind.

so *that's* how one becomes a constellation!