Jacking-Off Log

[JustSkye]

you need more than one man. LOL

You're preaching to the choir!

 

[JustSkye]

Go commando!!!

Most days, I do.

 

[P. B. Walker]

You're preaching to the choir!

Let me know when you start filling positions. No pun intended.

 

[overthebow]

Most days, I do.

You're gonna give me a heart attack.

 

[JustSkye]

Let me know when you start filling positions. No pun intended.

Good thing you have stamina!

 

[JustSkye]

You're gonna give me a heart attack.

I'm certified in mouth to mouth!

 

[LowMurmur]

I'm certified in mouth to mouth!

(Affixes badge that reads "Director of certification;" sits behind desk looking bureaucratic. . .)

 

[JustSkye]

(Affixes badge that reads "Director of certification;" sits behind desk looking bureaucratic. . .)

Time for another test?

 

[Dawg]

Time for another test?

If you think you're up to it...

 

[JustSkye]

If you think you're up to it...

Me?? Not up for it?

 

[Dawg]

Me?? Not up for it?

That's my girl...

 

[P. B. Walker]

Good thing you have stamina!

I did... it's fading fast... haven't had any nookie in months.

I need to get back in the saddle.... saddle being pussy. lol

 

[Samael]

I'm certified in mouth to mouth!

Can I help with your recertification process? I can be the practice dummy!!!

 

[plasticman33]

Me?? Not up for it?

I'm up for it, do me!

 

[RawHumor]

i was hoping i made it hard.

Try a little harder next time.

 

[Andraste]

Try a little harder next time.

what's my motivation?

 

[RawHumor]

what's my motivation?

My cock. What else is important in this world?

 

[Andraste]

My cock. What else is important in this world?

i need a bigger motivation.

 

[RawHumor]

i need a bigger motivation.

Ummm... your clit after the pump?

 

[DizzyHarrison]

Did my morning chore.

Decided to fantacize about Mandy again. Thought about getting to sit in her chair, while she hikes her skirt and rides me.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I've been on a JO binge the last few days, but haven't had a moment to log one.

Will have to rectify that soon, I think.

 

[Hester]

i'm now hearing barry manilow in the background when i read this thread.

 

[tortoise]

i'm now hearing barry manilow in the background when i read this thread.

Okay, I must be high on hiking endorphins, because that cracked me right up.

I need to catch up on my logging, too. I've been jacking like I just invented it.

 

[Cleopatra]

My washing machine is looking really good right about now.

 

[Bacetti]

Okay, I must be high on hiking endorphins, because that cracked me right up.

I need to catch up on my logging, too. I've been jacking like I just invented it.

Log something soon...I'm desperate for sufficient inspiration.