Jacking-Off Log

[LowMurmur]

I haven't broken my record for coming in one day, but my god, I have for the week.

Today included.

That bunny never stood a chance.

And on the seventh day you'll rest?

 

[JustSkye]

And on the seventh day you'll rest?

maybe

just maybe

 

[Dawg]

I haven't broken my record for coming in one day, but my god, I have for the week.

Today included.

That bunny never stood a chance.

Is the bunny resting in peace?

 

[JustSkye]

Is the bunny resting in peace?

and the dolphin, and the jelly vibes, and a few others. heh

thank goodness for backups

 

[Dawg]

and the dolphin, and the jelly vibes, and a few others. heh

thank goodness for backups

backups are always good to have...


wish you were here backing up too.... well I'm sure you know!

 

[Samael]

Hope you didn't ear any of those toys out Vermillion. Certainly sounds like you need to get some rechargable ones.

 

[P. B. Walker]

energizer bunny doesn't even cover it.

I've lost count.

Can I be your orgasm counter? I promise not to splatter too much sperm on you.

 

[rosco rathbone]

First thing this morning, thinking about whores. How can they just lie there and let horny slobs rub all over them and have sex with their bodies? I want to smite them, but at the same time I feel that they are my wayward children. The empowerment of the sex worker had no place in this jack. I shot a stream of steady fluid into my roman ejaculatorium basin.

 

[Bacetti]

I came last night in my sleep - waking just in time to enjoy the ending spasms.

Dream-gasms are perfect - completely unforced...unhibited...totally relaxed subconscious. No guilt.

 

[Batch]

That reminds me,
I dreamt that Marla from Fight Club was banging me like there was no tomorrow...

Helena Bonham Carter

oh my!

Weird dream.

 

[luxey313]

That reminds me,
I dreamt that Marla from Fight Club was banging me like there was no tomorrow...

Helena Bonham Carter

oh my!

Weird dream.

and you "hadn't been fucked like that since grade school"

 

[Hester]

my sexuality seems to be morphing again. happens every 5 yrs or so.

does this happen to anyone else? or are you pretty much constant?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Hester]

It's very apparent it's letting it's hair down.

lol. actually, it's mellowing a little. not necessarily in intensity, but in extremism, which is not necessarily a bad thing.

 

[Batch]

and you "hadn't been fucked like that since grade school"

*oh the laughter!!!*

Oh hell yeah!

 

[unregistered]

 

[JustSkye]

Hope you didn't ear any of those toys out Vermillion. Certainly sounds like you need to get some rechargable ones.

they actually make those!!

 

[JustSkye]

Can I be your orgasm counter? I promise not to splatter too much sperm on you.

lol but I might want it on me

 

[Hester]

You mean you put away the egg beaters and the vise grips?

no, i just use them one at a time now.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Hester]

...and the ping pong paddles?

ping pong paddles belong in pairs. i won't mess with the natural order of things.

 

[Batch]

A hearty thank you to that series of random PMs, from he who shall reamin nameless...

*seriously loopy grin*

I thank you and my nether regions thank you for pointing me towards your writings.

arching upwards... my god in heaven, Os are great.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Marquis]

I think humor and erotica have so much in common.

You can always find one, if not both, of these attributes in literally anything, and both can be very therapeutic.

 

[DavidJericho]

Just here for the 7K