Jacking-Off Log

[_Milky_Whites_]

thank you, sexiness. I'm just getting the feeling I'm not kinky enough!
3/4 of a woody?

Erectile dysfunction, perhaps? Trust me darlin', no woman here is hotter.

 

[JustSkye]

Erectile dysfunction, perhaps? Trust me darlin', no woman here is hotter.

Sure there is, but thank you, sweetheart.
You're on the top of that list.

I'm just gonna keep my perving in my mind.

 

[bronzeage]

oh my!

The bed and the silk scarfs were both made in China. I'm not worried about the scarf.

 

[_Milky_Whites_]

Sure there is, but thank you, sweetheart.
You're on the top of that list.

I'm just gonna keep my perving in my mind.

Well, if that perving needs a place to get out, you know where my PM box is.

And you are far, far above me on that list.

 

[Hester]

please hammer, don't hurt 'em!

U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this

My-my-my-my (U can't touch this) music hits me so hard
Makes me say,"oh my lord thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet"
It feels good
When you know you're sown
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat-uh!
U can't touch this

I told you homeboy
U can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin' and you know
U can't touch this
Look in my eyes,man
U can't touch this
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
U can't touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling
Hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that
Like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat
They can't touch

Yo! I told you
U can't touch this
Why you standing there, man?
U can't touch this
Yo,sound the bells, school is in, sucker
U can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat
That's what I'm giving'em
Now they know
You talk about the Hammer, you're talking about a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it is going to take in the '90s
To burn the charts
Legit either work hard or you might as well quit

That's the word,because you know
U can't touch this
U can't touch this

Break it down

Stop. . . Hammer time

Go with the flow
It is said
That if you can't groove to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winter
Dance to this an' you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump

Yeah, U can't touch this
Look man, U can't touch this
You better get hyped
Boy 'cause you know ya can't
U can't touch this
Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down

Stop. Hammer time

U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
Break it down

Stop. Hammer time

Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hyped
I'm dope on the floor
And I'm magic on the mike
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this?
When others making records
That just don't hit
I've toured around the world
From London to the Bay
It's Hammer, go Hammer, M.C.Hammer, Yo Hammer
And the rest can go and play
Can't touch this

U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
Yeah,U can't touch this
I told you, U can't touch this
Too hype, can't touch this
Yo, we outta here, can't touch this

 

[Dawg]

thank you, sexiness. I'm just getting the feeling I'm not kinky enough!
3/4 of a woody?

Sweetheart, you've got just the right amount of kinkiness in you... you always get a full blown boner from this guy!

 

[bridgeburner]

A, I adore you and your tool!

 

[tortoise]

U can't touch this
[...]

Damn.

Just... damn.

 

[tortoise]

If I were a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
...



Damn.

 

[tortoise]

......

I saw that!

Seriously hot, Skye.

 

[tortoise]

tried youporn, wow.

subject: groupsexual stuff.

hadn't thought of that before...

*lopsided grin*

Oh! New territory!

I love that. Expanding the horizons.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

I imagined she came with me

I made myself cum in the bathroom stall at work today. There was a woman in the stall beside me. She was there for a very long time. I pulled my skirt up over my waist and let my knees fall open. I imagined her knee pressed against the stall beside me. I put my fingers inside me and imagined her fingers inside her. I rubbed my clit slowly, quietly and imagined she rubbed hers. As I came, I imagined she came with me.

 

[tortoise]

Oh!

Very hot, Psyche. Close proximity, but through a partition. Electric current passing, mind filling in the details. Wondering if she knew...

Yeah. Hot.

Just out of curiosity, and you are of course free not to answer if you choose: do you know her?

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

Oh!

Very hot, Psyche. Close proximity, but through a partition. Electric current passing, mind filling in the details. Wondering if she knew...

Yeah. Hot.

Just out of curiosity, and you are of course free not to answer if you choose: do you know her?

I've met her, but don't know her. I was definitely wondering if she knew what I was up to.

 

[tortoise]

Oh, I'm really liking that fantasy. That delicious uncertainty. Maybe she did know. Maybe she was touching herself, too. Trying to be quiet, ears straining for even a slight hint from the other side of the partition... Oh yeah.

Excellent. Thank you for sharing.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

Oh, I'm really liking that fantasy. That delicious uncertainty. Maybe she did know. Maybe she was touching herself, too. Trying to be quiet, ears straining for even a slight hint from the other side of the partition... Oh yeah.

Excellent. Thank you for sharing.

My pleasure.

I'm really liking this one, too. It's even sexier when you describe it. I think I'll revisit this for a while...

(starting now)

 

[tortoise]

Just "reminiscing" about an all-time classic JOL post. If there is anyone out there that hasn't read this, you owe it to yourself to indulge. It took my breath away when I first read it, and it takes my breath away now.

Damn.

*growl*

Ok - 1st entry... edited: sorry it's so long..

I'm wearing the skirt in my av. No panties. I've sat here at work all morning working myself up, editing a story, and playing with fantasies in my head until I had to cross my legs tight enough to lift my pussy and keep the dampness off the back of my skirt - all the time becoming more and more turned on by the secretive movements under my desk.

I sit in an open area - clear partitions divide my work area from the other two drafters in the office (both male) on one side. The front of my desk faces one of the main walkways in the office. Any one walking down it is facing me.

I ate lunch, still teasing myself - squeezing my thighs and pussy muscles rhythmically as I sat here. With the occasional person passing and my face flushed, my heart racing with the need to touch myself, just a little bit - any bit at all, until I was brushing my thighs past one another, letting the inside of each one just almost brush my clit with enough pressure.

Soaked and swollen, I tossed the rest of my lunch and went out to my car. I moved the car to a shaded spot at the corner of my office's property that afforded me a view of the building and anyone that might approach me. I put my right leg over the console, my heel in the passenger seat. After scooting my seat back, I bent my left leg and planted my foot on the dash on the other side of the steering wheel, effectively opening my legs wide to the hot humid breeze of the afternoon.

The most inconsequential detail (or what I would have thought of as such) was that the sun broke through the leaves in the tree shading my car. Through the moon roof (which was open) a shaft of sunlight hit the area of my lap and with a very small shift, landed on my exposed pussy lips when I lifted my skirt to my hips.

The heat of the sun was amazing. A totally unexpected sensation, that combined with the feeling of being exposed and the thrill of masturbating there in the open was just ... amazing. My pussy gushed with wet heat and soaked my fingers. I laid the seat back intent on putting more of my lap in the sun, but still keeping an eye on the building.

I imagined someone sitting in the passenger seat, my leg across his lap, his hands on my calf, his eyes watching my movements as I circled and rubbed my clit, occasionally sinking my fingers into my pussy for a few thrusts, and then returning to my swollen clit.

My hips lifted from the seat there at the end, as my hand moved faster and faster. And my eyes closed - any thought or concern I had about someone coming up on me was gone. Then I came, and the heat from the sun on my groin really felt like it raced to spread over me.

It was a very nice lunch.

 

[Riles]

not gonna share me?

Absolutely not!

 

[Dawg]

Just "reminiscing" about an all-time classic JOL post. If there is anyone out there that hasn't read this, you owe it to yourself to indulge. It took my breath away when I first read it, and it takes my breath away now.

Damn.

*growl*

Indulging in the possibilites as we speak... thanks for reposting!

 

[rosco rathbone]

Tense and out of sorts last night, possibly due to the eating of red meat...a series of haunting dreams. In one, a tribunal of men and women indicted me on charges of womanizing. It was a star chamber type thing and the main part I remember was the chairwoman telling me in an accusatory tone how I was wont to string multiple females along, giving them just enough to keep them going, so that I'd have someone to fuck at any time--something I haven't done since Giuliani was mayor, at least.

Then a slow-motion parade of little girls danced a ring dance around me and I cuddled them one after another, full of loving and nurturing feelings. They all wanted to sit on my lap and hug me. As this was happening, I saw my ex among them, wearing a red robe. She looked very sad and lost and didn't remember me. I wanted to cuddle her too, remembering her story of how she'd run away as a child and laid up in a big bush to watch and see if anyone noticed and no one did--her mom was passed out drunk by lunch.

I awoke from this dream feeling sad and weird, with a tight bone. I went into my roman ejaculatorium and tried to relieve stress and I od after a fashion, quickly, but with almost no feeling and very low pressure.

 

[JustSkye]

I woke at 630 and before an hour had passed, came 8 times...


I did something out of the ordinary today, on someone's behest. I took my bullet to work, in my pants, sheathed in my honey pot, remote tucked in my pocket, and after about 2 1/2 hours of feeling wet, having a somewhat full feeling in my pussy and thoughts of coming, I sat at my desk, turned it on and did the dare, and came in my seat on the sales floor. I didn't think I could do it, but I did. It was exhilirating.
I never took the toy out, but walked around with it still inside and doing my day to day work out on the floor, every once in a while hitting that button to start that soft hummmmm. Feeling it inside was delicious. I had two deliveries to run and was preparing to get those ready, when I started to feel that familiar aching. It kept growing and growing until I walked to the car and needed to sit as it hit me. Fuck fuck fuck! I didn't even have it on that time.


It wasn't enough.

Soooo, before walking back into work, I turned it on and had another.

Swollen, pink, and a wee bit tender... we have 10 so far... so far.

 

[Shagly]

I woke at 630 and before an hour had passed, came 8 times...


I did something out of the ordinary today, on someone's behest. I took my bullet to work, in my pants, sheathed in my honey pot, remote tucked in my pocket, and after about 2 1/2 hours of feeling wet, having a somewhat full feeling in my pussy and thoughts of coming, I sat at my desk, turned it on and did the dare, and came in my seat on the sales floor. I didn't think I could do it, but I did. It was exhilirating.
I never took the toy out, but walked around with it still inside and doing my day to day work out on the floor, every once in a while hitting that button to start that soft hummmmm. Feeling it inside was delicious. I had two deliveries to run and was preparing to get those ready, when I started to feel that familiar aching. It kept growing and growing until I walked to the car and needed to sit as it hit me. Fuck fuck fuck! I didn't even have it on that time.


It wasn't enough.

Soooo, before walking back into work, I turned it on and had another.

Swollen, pink, and a wee bit tender... we have 10 so far... so far.

Now that's sheer energy.

 

[ma_guy]

I woke at 630 and before an hour had passed, came 8 times...


I did something out of the ordinary today, on someone's behest. I took my bullet to work, in my pants, sheathed in my honey pot, remote tucked in my pocket, and after about 2 1/2 hours of feeling wet, having a somewhat full feeling in my pussy and thoughts of coming, I sat at my desk, turned it on and did the dare, and came in my seat on the sales floor. I didn't think I could do it, but I did. It was exhilirating.
I never took the toy out, but walked around with it still inside and doing my day to day work out on the floor, every once in a while hitting that button to start that soft hummmmm. Feeling it inside was delicious. I had two deliveries to run and was preparing to get those ready, when I started to feel that familiar aching. It kept growing and growing until I walked to the car and needed to sit as it hit me. Fuck fuck fuck! I didn't even have it on that time.


It wasn't enough.

Soooo, before walking back into work, I turned it on and had another.

Swollen, pink, and a wee bit tender... we have 10 so far... so far.

Nice!

 

[MNGuy]

I woke at 630 and before an hour had passed, came 8 times...


I did something out of the ordinary today, on someone's behest. I took my bullet to work, in my pants, sheathed in my honey pot, remote tucked in my pocket, and after about 2 1/2 hours of feeling wet, having a somewhat full feeling in my pussy and thoughts of coming, I sat at my desk, turned it on and did the dare, and came in my seat on the sales floor. I didn't think I could do it, but I did. It was exhilirating.
I never took the toy out, but walked around with it still inside and doing my day to day work out on the floor, every once in a while hitting that button to start that soft hummmmm. Feeling it inside was delicious. I had two deliveries to run and was preparing to get those ready, when I started to feel that familiar aching. It kept growing and growing until I walked to the car and needed to sit as it hit me. Fuck fuck fuck! I didn't even have it on that time.


It wasn't enough.

Soooo, before walking back into work, I turned it on and had another.

Swollen, pink, and a wee bit tender... we have 10 so far... so far.

I just spuzzed in my boxers.

 

[evesdream]

hiccup