Jacking-Off Log

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[Hamletmaschine]

I think that's why I think I was a virgin until 18. I figured the guy would never live up to what was in my head.

I think we're all basically narcissists that-a-way, wanting to find the lover who best matches the image projected in our heads.

A lover who wants to find out what is in my head, and then who will do her best to become that image for me, is golden. And I think that's what Tortoise is getting at, too.

 

[HappyMisha]

Exploring a partner's head can be even more erotic than exploring their body, especially when their mental erogenous zones mesh with your own. Triggers pushing triggers, hunger feeding hunger, flames fanning flames. Nothing is hotter than that. When I'm connecting with someone, I crave knowledge. I want to know every single thing that turns them on, every single fantasy, every single trigger. Physical, emotional, mental. I want it all.

Fucking without that connection is emptier than masturbation for me.

I couldn't agree with you more. And with Hamlet.

Although, to be honest, I would never expect anyone to be what I "picture" them to be. That's why sometimes it's best to just keep it in your head...

 

[tortoise]

I think we're all basically narcissists that-a-way, wanting to find the lover who best matches the image projected in our heads.

A lover who wants to find out what is in my head, and then who will do her best to become that image for me, is golden. And I think that's what Tortoise is getting at, too.

Absolutely, my fiend. It's about the combination, the intersection, the mindfucking conjunction. Creating the ultimate erotic cocktail.

The discovery process is incredibly fucking erotic in and of itself. But when you both know how to fuck each other's mind as well as body, that becomes the ultimate in sexual symbiosis. If her triggers feed your triggers, and vice versa, the sky is the fucking limit.

I'm pretty much to the point in my sexual journey where I won't accept anything less. There's absolutely no reason to.

 

[tortoise]

I couldn't agree with you more. And with Hamlet.

Although, to be honest, I would never expect anyone to be what I "picture" them to be. That's why sometimes it's best to just keep it in your head...

I don't have an exact laundry list by any means, and certainly not a physical one. But that sexual communication and mutual exploration has become an absolute must. That is the one thing that is completely non-negotiable.

Well, that and cunnilingus. Heh.

 

[HappyMisha]

I don't have an exact laundry list by any means, and certainly not a physical one. But that sexual communication and mutual exploration has become an absolute must. That is the one thing that is completely non-negotiable.

Well, that and cunnilingus. Heh.

I really do like the way you think.

 

[tortoise]

I really do like the way you think.

Heh. Ditto.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Absolutely, my fiend. It's about the combination, the intersection, the mindfucking conjunction. Creating the ultimate erotic cocktail.

The discovery process is incredibly fucking erotic in and of itself. But when you both know how to fuck each other's mind as well as body, that becomes the ultimate in sexual symbiosis. If her triggers feed your triggers, and vice versa, the sky is the fucking limit.

I'm pretty much to the point in my sexual journey where I won't accept anything less. There's absolutely no reason to.

I think I'll use this as my epitaph, if you don't mind. Or sig line. Or whatever.

I couldn't agree with you more. And with Hamlet.

Although, to be honest, I would never expect anyone to be what I "picture" them to be. That's why sometimes it's best to just keep it in your head...

But what if the person wants to be your mindfuck-image, b/c he/she knows how good that will make you?

 

[HappyMisha]

But what if the person wants to be your mindfuck-image, b/c he/she knows how good that will make you?

Well that's a completely different story! I would totally encourage them in every possible way.

 

[tortoise]

I think I'll use this as my epitaph, if you don't mind. Or sig line. Or whatever.

I mind the former, because it involves you kicking the bucket. I'm selfish like that. You are more than welcome to any other use, though.

 

[Hester]

Exploring a partner's head can be even more erotic than exploring their body, especially when their mental erogenous zones mesh with your own. Triggers pushing triggers, hunger feeding hunger, flames fanning flames. Nothing is hotter than that. When I'm connecting with someone, I crave knowledge. I want to know every single thing that turns them on, every single fantasy, every single trigger. Physical, emotional, mental. I want it all.

Fucking without that connection is emptier than masturbation for me.

it's all about the mindfuck, baby.

 

[luxey313]

it's all about the mindfuck, baby.

such a smart woman

 

[luxey313]

jacks based on satisfying 15 y.o. desires
crying as you O, knowing you got what you needed
right or wrong
slapped, choked, and held tight against his chest
being a whore as expected and desired
being a whore as you always have wanted to be
taking in all the way inside
then unloaded in
and then it is all over
see... it wasn't so bad

 

[zammius]

jacks based on satisfying 15 y.o. desires
crying as you O, knowing you got what you needed
right or wrong
slapped, choked, and held tight against his chest
being a whore as expected and desired
being a whore as you always have wanted to be
taking in all the way inside
then unloaded in
and then it is all over
see... it wasn't so bad

nice

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I don't have an exact laundry list by any means, and certainly not a physical one. But that sexual communication and mutual exploration has become an absolute must. That is the one thing that is completely non-negotiable.

Well, that and cunnilingus. Heh.

Cunnilingus is a fine art, but you have to be careful. One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

 

[Hester]

such a smart woman

just my personal preference.

 

[SmirkingJack11]

fuel

When you've done everything under the sun what do you dream when jerking off?

I either zone out to porn and just focus on the gory bits, or I play something of a 'Greatest Hits' reel in my head where I flip through thumbnail sized recaps of past outlandish conquests.

I think about my first blowjob. About the first time I woke up to find a woman sitting naked on my bed wanting to fuck me. About my high school sweetheart the dancer and only woman who fucked with as much energy as me, seeing her reflection in the black TV screen as she rode my cock. My first gloryhole. My first Happe Ending Massage. My first three way with two bi women. My first shemale. And on and on I roll through my history.

I know honestly there is more to sex than the things I have done, and I want to try them all. I'm the guy at the chinese buffet who take a little of everything. I'm not happy till I've tasted everything at least once. Though it's been so long since I got something new on the hit parade I languish.

 

[tortoise]

it's all about the mindfuck, baby.

Testify.

If my mind's not engaged, my cock stays in my pants. Period.

 

[katiebarthedoor]

When you've done everything under the sun what do you dream when jerking off?

I either zone out to porn and just focus on the gory bits, or I play something of a 'Greatest Hits' reel in my head where I flip through thumbnail sized recaps of past outlandish conquests.

I think about my first blowjob. About the first time I woke up to find a woman sitting naked on my bed wanting to fuck me. About my high school sweetheart the dancer and only woman who fucked with as much energy as me, seeing her reflection in the black TV screen as she rode my cock. My first gloryhole. My first Happe Ending Massage. My first three way with two bi women. My first shemale. And on and on I roll through my history.

I know honestly there is more to sex than the things I have done, and I want to try them all. I'm the guy at the chinese buffet who take a little of everything. I'm not happy till I've tasted everything at least once. Though it's been so long since I got something new on the hit parade I languish.

now thats real.

 

[Hester]

Testify.

forgive me father, for i have sinned.

 

[Hester]

or I play something of a 'Greatest Hits' reel in my head where I flip through thumbnail sized recaps of past outlandish conquests.

i made a few "greatest hits" posts a while back. fodder for some great jacks.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Well that's a completely different story! I would totally encourage them in every possible way.

[Val Kilmer-as-Doc-Holliday voice]I'll be your huckleberry... [/Val Kilmer-as-Doc-Holliday voice]

I mind the former, because it involves you kicking the bucket. I'm selfish like that. You are more than welcome to any other use, though.

Thanks, my fiend, but I kicked the bucket 3 months ago. They just haven't been able to pry my cold, dead hands from the keyboard yet.

I agree with you completely, though: mindfucking and cunnilingus are non-negotiable.

 

[Shagly]

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[luxey313]

I either zone out to porn and just focus on the gory bits, or I play something of a 'Greatest Hits' reel in my head where I flip through thumbnail sized recaps of past outlandish conquests.

that is a great description

 

[Shagly]

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