rosco rathbone
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Jacks should be blurted out without shame, much as we shamelessly emit seed in the privacy of our homes.
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stonedfox
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That statement makes me feel like it should be translated into Latin, carved into stone, and hung above the virtual entrance to this thread.rosco rathbone said:
My jacks are typically mundane and boring, which is why I don't often contribute. I do read, though, boy do I read.
Change shmange.luxey313 said:It would change the way you view me.
And just couldn't live with that.
P.fuckingS.
I have missed you being around here.
Seems like forever.
Tell your JOL dammit.
I cannot fluff up rosco's thread.
Life's been keeping me away from here. That's not necessarily a bad thing.
Had a jack this week while the blood fairie was in town(The bean's. not mine). It was the usual images going through my mind; spank her, use her, abuse her. I came to the thought of lifting her off the bed by her pussy with my fist.
ForeverNAlways said:
Boy am I glad I ain't the guy in your jack post.
coffeebean
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and now I am wet......................I need to go and take care of a few things.....thanks honey 
rosco rathbone
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rimmy said:
Given my love of (the idea of) traditional societies, I ought to be all for the sexual quarantining of females during their menses; but in reality I just put down a towel.
stonedfox said:
Fear of the mundane is no better excuse than shame. I've been posting the same three jacks here for years now and that never stopped me. People enjoy the tried and true.
MechaBlade
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Give me the goddamned jack. Nothing you fantasize about could ever change the way I see you. I may be into it, I may not, but there's no way in hell it could be more hardcore than some of the disgusting and amazing shit I've seen on the web. And now you've built it up and I want to see what your girly little mind thinks is too disgusting and embarrassing.luxey313 said:
Spill it.
bridgeburner
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Spur of the moment couch jack today. I was aware even before I started that I might be interrupted by the arrival of a friend with whom I'd made plans, but I was restless and depressed and even though I didn't feel in the least horny I thought it would be a good idea to try and rub one out. I came so hard I peed a little. Or at least I assume it was pee. I don't know that I believe in female ejaculation.
Anyway, I had time to button up, wash my hands and have a smoke before my friend arrived.
Anyway, I had time to button up, wash my hands and have a smoke before my friend arrived.
Byakuya
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my wife and I have both had colds for the past week or so which is making her feel too crappy to have sex.. I'm not feeling great myself, but not bad enough to make me lose interest in sex.. needless to say I'm been pleasuring myself a lot recently..
rosco rathbone
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It's pee, beebs.
bridgeburner
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rosco rathbone said:
That's what I figured.
But what it is doesn't ultimately matter to me. I came really hard and I got some whatever the fuck it was. It's kind of like you don't care what color beer coozie they give you to go along with your winning lottery ticket.
bridgeburner
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rosco rathbone said:
This was hot, btw. Blood is ookie, but the very idea that nature is not allowed to get in the way of the Orgone drive is hot.
Hester
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i'm willing to contribute dollars for actual scientific investigation of the nature of this fluid to end this fucking conversation once and for all.bridgeburner said:
but then i think, as true pervs, why should it even matter if it *is* pee, and wouldn't it be kinkier if it were.
stirbird
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Hester said:
LOL, I feel much the same way as that first sentiment, but on the other hand think of all the Lit entertainment we would have missed had these studies been conducted.
(Just peeking in to see if Luxey had revealed her secret jack--I am following this one closely! Not to put you on the spot or anything, Luxey.
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Saint Peter
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luxey313 said:
Duct tape. Problem solved.
Is your hair getting long?
katiebarthedoor
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still not saying?
you sick pervert.
you sick pervert.
katiebarthedoor
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no no no.luxey313 said:
a thousand times no.
katiebarthedoor
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bleeding cunts are gods way of saying its time to have your ass railed.
its in the bible.
its in the bible.
katiebarthedoor
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nope.pink_ said:
i wont shame myself in the smae place i wash my doggies.
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