Jacking-Off Log

[EternalWinter]

This morning I didn't bother getting out of bed, but pulled on my flaccid penis until cum came out just out of habit. Afterwards I curled into a fetal position and wept tears of shame. I needed two tissues.

Just another typical Tuesday.

 

[Batch]

This morning I didn't bother getting out of bed, but pulled on my flaccid penis until cum came out just out of habit. Afterwards I curled into a fetal position and wept tears of shame. I needed two tissues.

Just another typical Tuesday.

Awwww, Baby cakes.

 

[stirbird]

I need a dictionary at my side to decipher rosco posts.

Quote:
Originally Posted by rosco rathbone
So now I am unemployed once again, reading the dictionary for fun.

That explains it.

That was very funny!

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Say, am I the only woman in this thread who never uses a dildo (let alone a vibrator) to get off? I can't stand the things, the feeling is way too intense--not pleasurable at all. It's the hand for me, all the way, and a couple inches away from the source of the sensations, too, or again, it feels bad.

 

[Batch]

That was very funny!

.......................

Say, am I the only woman in this thread who never uses a dildo (let alone a vibrator) to get off? I can't stand the things, the feeling is way too intense--not pleasurable at all. It's the hand for me, all the way, and a couple inches away from the source of the sensations, too, or again, it feels bad.

I rarely use anything but my own fingers...

 

[Guest]

 

[stirbird]

Ok, good to hear, you two.

I read lots of accounts in here about the wonderful effects of vibrations, and was beginning to feel like a freak because they only bring me annoyance.

 

[Guest]

 

[tortoise]

Picked up a battered, 70's-style romance novel about abduction on the high seas and remembered that our missish heroine gets sold into a brothel at one point where she is first broken in by the bouncer and then leased for an hour to a sadistic Lord with a taste for flogging sweet young things. Her second night she's auctioned off to a crowd of slavering men and the Madam just doesn't have the heart to deny any of them and so they get to use our girl in the order of their bids for her from highest to lowest.

Wow. I can see why it's battered. This was "mainstream" romance? I had no idea that sort of debauchery went on in those books!

I did better--I quit on Friday. COuldn't take the sketchiness and double dealing.

So now I am unemployed once again, reading the dictionary for fun.

A toast. Confusion to sketchy fuckers. Up with lexicography.

Jacked to this softcore video I have, one that happens to feature a girl who looks a little like one of my exes.

I came, imagining it was her, and calling her name.

Now I've creeped myself out. I think I'm gonna try being "pure" for a while.

Being pure makes it more fun to besmirch yourself.

Ran out of batteries in the Rabbit.

Y'know, if I'm turned on enough, the damn thing doesn't even need to vibrate...

Hot! I'm a fan of frantic.

[...]
Then he flips me, rolls me over with a growl, and with pure male intent takes control ~ of me, of our pleasure. He gives me what I need by taking what he needs. Hard driving lunges, merciless and ungentle ~ Fucking me, and meaning it. With every touch, look, word, grunt, groan, growl, thrust, flex, & wet, hard slap of bodies... Meaning it with all of his being.
[...]

Holy...

*deepchestgrowl*

!!!

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Why the hell someone hasn't created one with pulsing vibrations is the question. (they may have, but it's certainly not the normal ones you see)

A constant stream of vibrations at the same level IS annoying. I'd need them to be
variable ~ pulse, like the shower head, for them to really do any good for me.

Sounds like you're talking about something like this ...



http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/../toys/images/t-cal-1447.jpg

Mutant Butterfly


If you are into penetration without significant thrusting and want to leave your hands free for other naughty ventures, the Mutant Butterfly, although bearing a terrible name, is a way-cool option. A pink jelly butterfly (with a phallus far larger than any butterfly we have ever seen) can be strapped on like a pair of underwear and worn, phallus (3-1/4" long x 1-1/4" wide) inserted. The body, including the small perineum tickler, vibrates pretty dang hard while the phallus portion rotates and grinds. Both sensations can be adjusted by a separate controller attached by wire to the butterfly itself.
There are two adjustable black elastic thigh straps and one for the hips/back attached at the wing tips, so you can slip this in/on and it'll stay in place without having to hold on to it even if you're upright. Or you can just lay back and insert it and ignore the straps. Whatever strikes your fancy. In case you were wondering, we did try wearing it around under clothes and that's just not comfortable.It can, however, provide you with sweet grinding and vibrating sensations without diving too deep into your hoo-hoo (or tush) or into your pocketbook. This takes 3 AA batteries

 

[MechaBlade]

No... I mean after I came and was all floaty, I was all... awake. Staring at the ceiling, couldn't sleep. Total bummer, as I'm a SheMonster when I don't have enough sleep...

Another orgasm should take care of that.

Grinding my pelvis down in rocking motions that gradually became more frantic. His encouragement as I use him. Blinded by need & want, sensations blooming across my pelvis and then spiraling faster and faster.

Mmmm.

This morning I didn't bother getting out of bed, but pulled on my flaccid penis until cum came out just out of habit. Afterwards I curled into a fetal position and wept tears of shame. I needed two tissues.

Just another typical Tuesday.

Think of anything in particular? Imagine naked hirsute women riding pigs?

That was very funny!

.......................

Say, am I the only woman in this thread who never uses a dildo (let alone a vibrator) to get off? I can't stand the things, the feeling is way too intense--not pleasurable at all. It's the hand for me, all the way, and a couple inches away from the source of the sensations, too, or again, it feels bad.

Fingers are nice, too.

 

[Guest]

 

[luxey313]

I have had this wank lately of him inserting his cum inside like it is medicine.
Nice and sterile, like Dad just needs to put his cum in me.
Mounts me, fucks me like he is jacking off, uses me, and deposits, and it is all done.
Needs to put his cum in me so I am not a filthy wet whore anymore.
An embarrassing problem that even a doctor can solve.

 

[The_69_Eyes]

I have had this wank lately of him inserting his cum inside like it is medicine.
Nice and sterile, like Dad just needs to put his cum in me.
Mounts me, fucks me like he is jacking off, uses me, and deposits, and it is all done.
Needs to put his cum in me so I am not a filthy wet whore anymore.
An embarrassing problem that even a doctor can solve.

*gets massive hard-on...biexplicit will like this

 

[Batch]

First pieces of erotica I was ever exposed to were my grandmother's "mainstream" romance books. I can trace my perversions right back to that moment. *grin*

Carnal lust,

Romance novels of the 1970's, Booyah, what an education to be had there.

 

[luxey313]

*gets massive hard-on...biexplicit will like this

we have a lot in common

my newest wank is of rough anal.
Dad telling you how you better open that ass, he is gonna fuck it.
No lube, just spit as he is laughing at you.
Held down, face up- to see that your other hole is open and the fear across your face.
Humiliated, slapped, bruised face and owned.

 

[MechaBlade]

I have had this wank lately of him inserting his cum inside like it is medicine.
Nice and sterile, like Dad just needs to put his cum in me.
Mounts me, fucks me like he is jacking off, uses me, and deposits, and it is all done.
Needs to put his cum in me so I am not a filthy wet whore anymore.
An embarrassing problem that even a doctor can solve.

The women are going all out today.

I think it'd be hotter if he jacked off into his hand and applied it like salve.

 

[luxey313]

The women are going all out today.

I think it'd be hotter if he jacked off into his hand and applied it like salve.

That is hot...fuck.

 

[MechaBlade]

That is hot...fuck.

"I see. It seems you have nymphoslutmania, luxey. But there is a cure. Will you disrobe and bend over the table? That's perfect.

...

...

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eh ehh ehh ehh Ehh Ehh! Ehh! EHHngh! NNGH! AHHH! Yeah! Whew."

*applies directly to anus*

"Good, now remember to apply three times daily."

 

[luxey313]

"I see. It seems you have nymphoslutmania, luxey. But there is a cure. Will you disrobe and bend over the table? That's perfect.

...

...

...

eh ehh ehh ehh Ehh Ehh! Ehh! EHHngh! NNGH! AHHH! Yeah! Whew."

*applies directly to anus*

"Good, now remember to apply three times daily."

I love it!
All sterile and doctor like.
A rough application though.

 

[MechaBlade]

I love it!
All sterile and doctor like.
A rough application though.

That could work. Maybe three or four fingers.

"Quit squirming luxey and take your medicine or I'll use my whole fist!"

 

[The_69_Eyes]

I play the daddy role very very well. Just ask Bi.

 

[luxey313]

That could work. Maybe three or four fingers.

"Quit squirming luxey and take your medicine or I'll use my whole fist!"

I think of it how my Dad used to give us medicine, they use that doctor nature but that Dad tone and power.
Using her mouth to clean your hands after the medical application of the ejaculation.

 

[luxey313]

I play the daddy role very very well. Just ask Bi.

I will just have to ask her, won't I?

 

[The_69_Eyes]

I will just have to ask her, won't I?

Indeed...there's some...in the near future plans *evil grin.

 

[SheRemembers]

Another orgasm should take care of that.

Really? Feel like taking care of that for me?