Jacking-Off Log

[MechaBlade]

I read recently that, to properly train one's body to be more orgasmic, one ought focus on the physical sensations one is receiving, not create fantasies that take one out of the body.

Even at my most shamefully libidinous, doesn't work. I have to at least picture a surprised "O!" face at unexpected anal entry (thanks, Mecha-- delicious imagery as always from you) or "hear" the classic hentai wail "eeeyaaaah!" to push over the edge.

Me, too. I can focus on the body, but I cum harder when imagining something sexy. When I focus on what I'm doing, I can often pace it better, but it's more important to lie back and think of something pleasant (e.g. England ).

Glad you liked it.

I jacked this middle-of-the-night, going old school again by stroking to my mind and not porn for the second time in what must be weeks. I did play some porn video clips before and during, but that was not the focus.

The focus was this girl I saw today that I hadn't seen in a while. She looked positively creamy as usual. I was in the mood for consensual, so nothing hard was fantasized about in this jack. Well, I guess anal fingering could be "hard" to some.

This girl was about expanding her mind and bending her limits. That is, she was trying to get her anus as wide as possible. She pulled down her jeans to her ankles, still wearing her shirt, and I stuck a single finger her tight pooper. I put in two fingers and things became more difficult. Not so much for me, but she was grunting and straining.

"I know I can do three," she said. What a trooper. I squeezed the middle three fingers of my right hand together and screwdrived my fingers into her asshole. She clenched her jaw and moaned in what could only be pained ecstasy.

I fingered her butt with three fingers for a while. She eventually came, breathing hard and muttering, "I want your dick in me." I obliged, plugging her fudgehole with my cock and we played a rousing match of "Sodomy!: Home Edition."

I came hard and long, spewing forth a normal amount of sticky icky and whimpering and mewing. Sure, it doesn't take a lot of effort to cum like a man-- read: grunt like a male porn star-- but I enjoy my O's more when I don't censor myself.

 

[rosco rathbone]

dream

....I was a muleskinner driving a wagon in a wagon-train through a bosky woods. My beast was the bellwether. In the employ of a body of men of Reason who were delivering a giant BOOK to a far sanctum. They walked alongside the wains, each dressed in ankle length robes of white, with waist-length beards and silver pentagrams on their brows.

The BOOK rode in an arklike conveyance which was carven with curious shapes. It was the size of a catafalque, the dimensions of a doorway.

At night we circled the wagons round and cut down 12 large trees of equal size. We stripped them of their bark and branches and with adzes we hewed in them certain words under the direction of the druids and laid them out in the following wise:

4 in a square oriented with the cardinal directions.
4 driven into the loam with piledrivers of stone, powered by oxen at a wheel, one at each corner of the square, in the shape of an inverted pyramid.
4 erected overhead with derricks and guys, meeting at the apex of the square

the 12 thus forming a giant RHOMBUS or prism, the likes of which were cataloged by the ancients. Within this form we took shelter, protected from influences exhaled by bogs or marshy grounds, and from figures in the woods, from the old chicken neck, and from Invisible Hands.

Thus we sat about drinking anodyne fluids while the wizards consulted their bezoars and disbursed pills of medicine to the company.

After Nonce, a hail of excrement began to pelt the ground there abouts, and the sky took on a ghastly greenish hue, and the trees protested. We huddled in the shelter of our polygon. Some nymphs of the forest joined us, dressed only in cache-sexes, their long eyelashes beslubbered with vile paste, driven from beneath the trees by the storm.

All sat in silence, watching as the fury of the elements expended itself. Then I heard a chitinous giggle. The nymphs had found a large, fat black Labrador dog that was mascot to the caravan, and were amusing themselves by masturbating it lovingly, laughing at the results.

One of these horny old philosophers hitched up his robes and knelt in the slime like a beast, his beard dragging, and claimed to be a dog. He made a howling sound and demanded to be served likewise, but the nymphs withdrew with mysterious smiles and explained themselves:

"We are in your debt, for we shelter here in the center of this sacred polygon. Were we to stroke your dangling member with our tiny fluttering palms, you'd follow us back to the bosky groves and leave behind your caravan, and chase our voices forever through the thickets and the slime."

 

[Hester]

jesus, rosco. you even do hard work in your dreams.

take a vacation, man.

 

[Batch]

bosky woods, loving that word.

 

[pinkladyzz11]

chitinous did it for me

 

[Batch]

ancients, also.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Every time I hitch up my robes and kneel in the slime like a beast for some nymph to give me a handjob, she always gives me that same exact line. "Oh, you'll forget about your caravan blahblahblah..."

I think I need to forget about the nymphs and start trolling for maenads.

 

[Batch]

Every time I hitch up my robes and kneel in the slime like a beast for some nymph to give me a handjob, she always gives me that same exact line. "Oh, you'll forget about your caravan blahblahblah..."

I think I need to forget about the nymphs and start trolling for maenads.

Yeah, why don't you seek them out, handsome?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Yeah, why don't you seek them out, handsome?

Bacchante Batchoohus has a nice polysyllabic ring to it.

 

[Batch]

Bacchante Batchoohus has a nice polysyllabic ring to it.

Aye, that it does, that is does indeed. Oh, I like this word.

How have you been?

Angels of rain and lightning; there are spread
On the blue surface of their airy surge,
Like the bright hair uplifted from the head
Of some fierce Maenad, ev'n from the dim verge
Of the horizon to the zenith's height— Shelley

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Aye, that it does, that is does indeed. Oh, I like this word.

How have you been?

Angels of rain and lightning; there are spread
On the blue surface of their airy surge,
Like the bright hair uplifted from the head
Of some fierce Maenad, ev'n from the dim verge
Of the horizon to the zenith's height— Shelley

Aye, Shelley knew a thing or two about Maenads.

And I'm doing okay, thanks. Hope you are, as well.

 

[Batch]

Aye, Shelley knew a thing or two about Maenads.

And I'm doing okay, thanks. Hope you are, as well.

I have a rhinovirus, which is a plague to me, at present.

Fair to middling, ayep.

 

[rosco rathbone]

jesus, rosco. you even do hard work in your dreams.

take a vacation, man.

I did better--I quit on Friday. COuldn't take the sketchiness and double dealing.

So now I am unemployed once again, reading the dictionary for fun.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I did better--I quit on Friday. COuldn't take the sketchiness and double dealing.

So now I am unemployed once again, reading the dictionary for fun.

Sketchiness and double dealing are excellent reasons to leave a company. I'm working on leaving where I am.. just want to find something before I do.

 

[Hester]

I did better--I quit on Friday. COuldn't take the sketchiness and double dealing.

So now I am unemployed once again, reading the dictionary for fun.

WOW!

good for you. your next edition of OED is on me when you wear out the current one.

i quit my job, too.

 

[bridgeburner]

After days of rock bottom zero libido --- I tried a couple of times but it was just damn depressing --- I decided to do something useful and sort through the mountain of books I need to get rid of. Picked up a battered, 70's-style romance novel about abduction on the high seas and remembered that our missish heroine gets sold into a brothel at one point where she is first broken in by the bouncer and then leased for an hour to a sadistic Lord with a taste for flogging sweet young things. Her second night she's auctioned off to a crowd of slavering men and the Madam just doesn't have the heart to deny any of them and so they get to use our girl in the order of their bids for her from highest to lowest.

It's extremely rare for me to get the kind of detail I'd actually like to read in such a book but this was plenty to get my imagination running and jump start my libido. I quickly retired to the bedroom and rubbed one out in five minutes flat. Very nice shuddery O.

 

[MechaBlade]

I need a dictionary at my side to decipher rosco posts.

So now I am unemployed once again, reading the dictionary for fun.

That explains it.

 

[MechaBlade]

Jacked to this softcore video I have, one that happens to feature a girl who looks a little like one of my exes.

I came, imagining it was her, and calling her name.

Now I've creeped myself out. I think I'm gonna try being "pure" for a while.

 

[SheRemembers]

Ran out of batteries in the Rabbit.

Y'know, if I'm turned on enough, the damn thing doesn't even need to vibrate...

 

[Batch]

Jacked to this softcore video I have, one that happens to feature a girl who looks a little like one of my exes.

I came, imagining it was her, and calling her name.

Now I've creeped myself out. I think I'm gonna try being "pure" for a while.

Now the world is going to end for fucking sure.


We're all doomed!!!

 

[MechaBlade]

Now the world is going to end for fucking sure.


We're all doomed!!!

Nah, I've done it before.

Ran out of batteries in the Rabbit.

Y'know, if I'm turned on enough, the damn thing doesn't even need to vibrate...

Mmm, tempting.

 

[SheRemembers]

Mmm, tempting.

It did keep me all awake last night, though, after. Couldn't fall back to sleep and now my eyes are all puffy! Grrrrrr...

PS Next time you come, you should call my name.

 

[MechaBlade]

It did keep me all awake last night, though, after. Couldn't fall back to sleep and now my eyes are all puffy! Grrrrrr...

PS Next time you come, you should call my name.

What kept you awake, the lack of vibration, or were the batteries still working then?

Haha, will do.

 

[SheRemembers]

What kept you awake, the lack of vibration, or were the batteries still working then?

Haha, will do.

No... I mean after I came and was all floaty, I was all... awake. Staring at the ceiling, couldn't sleep. Total bummer, as I'm a SheMonster when I don't have enough sleep...

 

[Guest]