Jacking-Off Log

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Ah, Stirbird, I must say again how much I love your filthy little mind. Thanks for turning me on to yet another hot pic thread.


Excellent to see the Marquis! Another twisted brain of which I'm a fan.


This is a pre-jack log. I went to an art exhibit and while it wasn't particularly sexy on the whole there was one tiny image of a rape --- full penetration shot that made me want to lay down right there and jack.

That's frowned upon in the museum so I've come home to indulge myself.
 
indiscriminate hotel room jack. i wank a lot in hotel rooms.

tonight, thinking about cocks past while on my belly. unusual position for me to wank in, but i liked it and might do it again.

after a nice O, i started humming this tune

To all the cocks I've loved before
Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the cocks I've loved before
To all the cocks I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the cocks I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the cocks who shared my life
Who now are fucking someone else's wives
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the cocks I've loved before
To all the cocks who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the cocks I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the cocks we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the cocks we've loved before
To all the cocks we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the cocks we've loved before
 
bridgeburner said:
Ah, Stirbird, I must say again how much I love your filthy little mind. Thanks for turning me on to yet another hot pic thread.

:eek: Thanks, BB! I never think of it as filthy. To me, these things are perfectly normal...and good for you, too! ;)
 
Thwarted Jack

So, last night...well no, night before last, I worked last night...anyway, last time I slept, I had this dream. It was a regular weirdo dream, and I don't remember all of it in vivid detail, but like with some dreams, an image or two along with a feeling related to those images lingered with me all day. I remember the quasi-famous son of a rockstar I won't name doing me repeatedly, and he kept coming in me although I really didn't want him to because I knew I would get knocked up. And I did, and I was scared to tell my husband, but I finally did and he was psyched because that meant I could get money from someone that had way more than they really needed anyway. And all the while, the dude that knocked me up is trying to hang himself from the steeple of a church because he felt bad for raping me, even though he didn't rape me, I just didn't want him to spunk inside of me. That's besides the point...what stuck with me was the dude coming repeatedly and loving it while I hated it.

Every time that thought crossed my mind while at work, I tingled a little and thought about how when I got home this morning, I would be all alone and it would be the perfect time for a good old fashion, non-porn assisted jack.

Well, in the time that elapsed between then and now, the jacking hour, I read some. I've been reading this book called The Road. It is really really good, but it deals with really gross cannabalisim and headless babies roasting on spits, stuff like that. On the way home this morning, as the jacking hour neared, I started to try and think back to that dream moment that made me tingle earlier, but in the midst of it, I start thinking about roasting spit babies. Normally, I don't give two shits about babies of any kind, but I think I'm ovulating now and I'm feeling a little sensitive. Before I left work, I almost shed a tear over a patient, and there wasn't even a diagnosis yet. And that would explain me being sexually excited at the prospect of getting repeatedly nutted in and knocked up in my dream.

So, in short...my jack today was thwarted by a novel and my ovaries/hormones.


The End
 
I hereby nominate McCarthy's The Road as the official book of the JOL. It has been discussed repeatedly in this thread. Best book I've read in years, stoney, and I thought about you when I read it, given your love of dystopia and post-apocalyptica. I'm sorry it thwarted your jack, though.

Also, that's a beautiful song, A. And you already know my "thoughts" about that av. Huzzah for wanking in unusual positions! I love jacking in hotel rooms. And fucking in hotel rooms.

I've had several office jacks of late. It seems that as soon as I'm alone in the offices, which happens every night, my cock takes control. I have a new supple leather office chair, which feels fucking incredible against my flesh as I jack, so that's a fun new sensory element. Receiving loving oral servitude while sitting in that chair has been a recurring theme. Directing her to start slow, unhurried, just savoring the sensations, the ministrations, the adorations. Taking corrective measures should she get too hungry too soon. Gradually, inexorably building to a full frenzied face fuck. The last O was so explosive that I came this close to an abdomen cramp.
 
I'm becoming quite fond of jacking on my couch. I always used to get up and go to the bed when I felt the urge, but no longer. I fear wearing the thrill off of it, but had no such troubles yesterday. I started off with the image from the painting in my head but quickly moved on to other scenarios, got caught up in a little flurry of breast slapping --- thank gawd the building is old enough to be sound-secure --- and ultimately came like a freight train. Then again last night before sleep. I'm aware now that it's been something of a hormonal rush that I've been having so many strong O's so I'm bummed that it eventually passes, but I'm enjoying the hell out of it for the time being.
 
Delicious, beebs. Enjoy the ride, wring every ounce of pleasure from it that you can.
 
My new Rabbit's taken my getting off to, well...

a whole 'nother level. :sigh: Can't wait to get back home so I can use it again! :D
 
tortoise said:
Yum! I :heart: sextoys.

That new av pic is beyond adorable, SR.
Thanks, tort!

This is my first real sextoy. I mean, I did have a massager that I used for nefarious purposes, but this is the first Hustler-store-yielding bona fide sextoy. :D
 
stirbird said:
Bless me father, for I have sinned. It's been far too long since my last confession.

I had a short but very intense jack this morning.

I had been looking at the goodies in the "Good and Rough" thread (https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=482058). Very good images, but none caught my imagination specifically so I moved to my offline collection of similar images. I settled on a Russian-made series called "bridal abuse." In these picture sets, a woman in a white bride's dress experiences various forms of forced sex. In the set I was viewing, the bride sat on the carpet of a hotel room, dress hiked up to her waist, bare above her white stockings. She is leaning against a couch, one of those corner couches (or couches that turn a corner--hard to describe) head way back on the seat, and two men are taking turns squatting on the couch above her and fucking her face.

It was easy to make up a story around these images. She was a virgin bride, expecting to spend an evening of passion alone with her new husband, but he has other plans, and when they reach the hotel room, the best man is there waiting. The two men change and get comfortable, but insist the bride remain in her dress. Her husband explains that now that she belongs to him, she'll be expected to amuse him and his friends in whatever ways he dictates. She's shocked at that totally unexpected twist in her nuptials not to mention horrified and intensely humiliated at discovering what her role is to be as this man's wife, as this image seems to suggest:

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/dbb71a9691.jpg

I got very close to orgasm just gazing at this picture, but then I shut my eyes to better imagine myself in the scene and the image changed abruptly and unexpectedly to something that,while it's always held romantic appeal to me as well as inspiring curiousity, was never something I'd consciously choose as an erotic image: my throat had been bitten very messily and my life was draining away into a sucking vampire's mouth. It's hard to fight one's Id so I worked with it, tried to imagine what this would actually feel like: the pain, the darkness blooming in the vision like large black flowers, and all. The orgasm was instant and one of the most intense I've have in years. But I felt very stupid after it faded for having such a banal fantasy and swore to "just say no" to The Cure. This New Year's resolution lasted all of 30 minutes. ;)

Ahoy there, Rosco, and a Happy New Year to you, too. :)
That's great. Hey Stirbird, keep in mind it's only a fantasy, if you recieved enormous satisfaction from this fantasy, then create more fantasies similar to it..............As long as you can easily slip back to reality..... go for it.... :rose:
 
SheRemembers said:
Thanks, tort!

This is my first real sextoy. I mean, I did have a massager that I used for nefarious purposes, but this is the first Hustler-store-yielding bona fide sextoy. :D

Hah! Nefarious purposes.

You rock.
 
garbage can said:
That's great. Hey Stirbird, keep in mind it's only a fantasy, if you recieved enormous satisfaction from this fantasy, then create more fantasies similar to it..............As long as you can easily slip back to reality..... go for it.... :rose:

LOL, GC, maybe we shouldn't go here? Reality is a very slippery slope! At any rate, all of the above could be simulated easily and seamlessly enough in real life. ;)
 
Not ashamed to say I have a good stroke going. Nothing much more to report but I have hope of further inspiration and conclusion!
 
On the subject of dystopia and post-apocalyptica......

I was indulging in such yesterday with an Irving Norman exhibit and then the movie-fied P.D. James tale Children of Men. Movie was alright but the exhibit was fucking amazing --- even without the little rape pic.

If we get a distopia thread going there are some nice shots at the Irving Norman Website. The oils are particularly interesting and you can scroll over the little bar at the bottom of many of them to bring up details.


Which is all of course, off topic, but I'm so hyped up about this artist that I'm spewing forth at all opportunities however wildly contrived. The exhibit is moving to Pasadena then Logan, Utah and ending in D.C. so if you live in or near any of those places and even remotely enjoy surrealism (or even if you don't) I highly recommend catching it.
 
fucking hell. i'm constantly aroused and have no desire to jack. i wait until i can't stand it anymore and get one off for maintenance, about every day or so.

i was doing so well for a while, almost like a normal person.
 
bridgeburner said:
Which is all of course, off topic, but I'm so hyped up about this artist that I'm spewing forth at all opportunities however wildly contrived. The exhibit is moving to Pasadena then Logan, Utah and ending in D.C. so if you live in or near any of those places and even remotely enjoy surrealism (or even if you don't) I highly recommend catching it.

Oh! That's some eye-popping work, beebs. I look forward to catching the Pasadena exhibit. It starts the day after my birthday.

Hester said:
fucking hell. i'm constantly aroused and have no desire to jack. i wait until i can't stand it anymore and get one off for maintenance, about every day or so.

i was doing so well for a while, almost like a normal person.

Normal. Bah. I prefer you abnormal. Er, you know what I mean.
 
rosco rathbone said:
*perks up*


Orta be a seperate thread for that.

It might be fun for some of us to try a group story on that theme someday, although living in such a time can be unexpectedly rough! I tried a story like that once a long time ago and it's a cool universe to explore, although many unexpected things can happen. In the story, I was taking care of some orphaned children that were too gentle to go feral. We had a cool hiding spot in the large, destoryed city and doing pretty well, all things considered. But somehow a very bad man found us and the first thing he did was break my arm. The pain was so excruciatingly bad that I couldn't type and continue the story. :/
 
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