Jacking-Off Log

[garbage can]

Hamletmaschine - Initiation rites? I don't know whether to be aroused or afraid... Maybe both You get back to me with a list and I'll think about it.

Proceed with caution............................

 

[TikaRose]

Ignore that little switch. Good behavior is very much frowned upon, here.

Lovely, truly. Beautiful curves.

However, yes, naked would be better.

So do I get bonus points if I'm bad?

 

[TikaRose]

Proceed with caution............................

I would... but my caution switch is temporarily disabled, lol

 

[stirbird]

I don't believe you. Prove it.

And send all the rest of the men who I haven't drive from this thread with my fantasies, running from here in horror screaming, "MA-MA!" Despite his grossly exaggerated and totally unjustifed insults to my cooking, I wouldn't do that to ol' Yarly R's thread!

 

[tortoise]

So do I get bonus points if I'm bad?

Indeed. Bad is very, very good.

Delicious nipples.

 

[TikaRose]

Indeed. Bad is very, very good.

Delicious nipples.

You're a bad man... I'm horribly susceptible to flattery

So have I paid my dues now?

 

[tortoise]

And send all the rest of the men who I haven't drive from this thread with my fantasies, running from here in horror screaming, "MA-MA!" Despite his grossly exaggerated and totally unjustifed insults to my cooking, I wouldn't do that to ol' Yarly R's thread!

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Your fantasies are an asset to this place, and an inspiration to many. Therefore, since you mention them in the same breath, I'm utterly confident that your tits are exquisite. Don't like it? Prove me wrong.

 

[tortoise]

You're a bad man... I'm horribly susceptible to flattery

So have I paid my dues now?

Yes, very well done. For now.

Now that you're in, of course, you will report back here with an account of your next masturbatory exploit, in vivid detail.

 

[TikaRose]

Of course... would be a shame to get myself in and not take advantage of the membership benefits.

 

[athmyrrdin]

Of course... would be a shame to get myself in and not take advantage of the membership benefits.

So, when is your next self-loving act going to occur?

 

[TikaRose]

With my mood today? Probably the next time I'm alone...

And I just remembered something else I have laying around that could fit in here. Not exactly a story, but fitting still perhaps?

Your words send shivers through me
Setting my body on fire
With only the combination
Of my imagination and yours
This fire that you set within me
Burns me to the core
Stealing away my breath
Only to be released in a gasp of pleasure
It makes my body move
My hands wander over my skin
Fingertips exploring
Searching for a way to ease this ache
But it only builds
I lose myself in the heat of the moment
Closing my eyes I feel you watching me
As I let go of my inhibitions
Surrendering completely to the fire within
My body arching
Burning for your touch
Until I can almost feel you
Finally it builds to a peak
My moans filling the air
As I slip over the edge
Leaving me breathless and trembling
With one thought remaining

More…

 

[tortoise]

Beautiful! That's a perfect fit for this thread. Excellent work.

 

[garbage can]

I would... but my caution switch is temporarily disabled, lol

*chuckle*....... I now say, abandon all caution..............

 

[TikaRose]

Thank you tortoise

And garbage can I don't think this is the thread to abandon all caution in... at least not without hijacking it anymore than I already have tonight.

 

[bridgeburner]

LOL, glad you liked that one, BB. Uh, no offence but, you're into some really strange shit, you know?

Oh, yes, I know. I love my filthy little brain....and so do you!!

 

[tortoise]

Oh, yes, I know. I love my filthy little brain....and so do you!!

You're both dirty, dirty girls.

Don't change a thing.

 

[bridgeburner]

Twice today, so far. Both good and both times I was in the middle of something else when the sudden urge to jack came over me. I'm calling today's jacks the Stirbird Variations. ;->

 

[coolr]

I'm calling today's jacks the Stirbird Variations. ;->

that definately made me laugh

 

[bridgeburner]

Glad you got a chuckle! Have you read the Stirbird Variation? It's....um....here.

I now have shorthand for at least one type of jacking fantasy that I indulge in. In future I can just write: 2 jax. Stirbird Variation.

 

[stirbird]

Glad you got a chuckle! Have you read the Stirbird Variation? It's....um....here.

I now have shorthand for at least one type of jacking fantasy that I indulge in. In future I can just write: 2 jax. Stirbird Variation.

Oh good grief! Ok, I am officially embarassed now.

 

[bridgeburner]

For, Jacks' sake, why? I've been Oing for two days now to those very things --- and judging by some of the other comments I doubt I'm the only one. Just smile and say "You're welcome."

 

[bridgeburner]

oh wait, just saw the winky-face. Whew! Glad it's not the bad kind of embarrassed.

Carry on.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

hear hear!

Stirbird, I thought I was the only person in the universe who jacked to forced lactation.

 

[bridgeburner]

Yay Boobies!!! Double-Yay forcibly lactating boobies!

 

[rick_j21]

I just have to say this is quite a thread.