Jacking-Off Log

[Hamletmaschine]

Oh, yes! I guess they've run out of flyers at the front desk with all the initiation rites outlined in them. I'm sure I have an extra copy around here somewhere...

 

[Hamletmaschine]

What a weird place. On this page alone we have Tom Waits, what looks to be a four-legged penis bearing a Buckminister Fuller dome opon its back, the hand of a ghoul with a nail-wrap job and a confused pervert priest with a Protestant congregation.

Jack on, pervy peeple. Jack on.

You draw a special crowd, rapscallion.

 

[TikaRose]

Thank you KravMaga

Hamletmaschine - Initiation rites? I don't know whether to be aroused or afraid... Maybe both You get back to me with a list and I'll think about it.

 

[tortoise]

~grins~

There's dues to be paid?

We don't make the rules, we just enforce them.

Mostly, that enforcing just involves telling you what the rules are, and serenely waiting for compliance.

 

[tortoise]

You draw a special crowd, rapscallion.

Aye, that he does. He's a man you don't meet every day.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

We don't make the rules, we just enforce them.

Mostly, that enforcing just involves telling you what the rules are, and serenely waiting for compliance.

Some of us are not above whining and groveling, though. Not either of us, of course.

 

[stirbird]

Birdie, I'd think anyone else was putting on perverse airs, but I believe that you actually jacked to that fantasy in full detail.

:/ :/ See the sig line, buster.

 

[TikaRose]

No of course not, whining and grovelling when there's such an abundance of other women's tits around would be pointless

What happens if I don't comply?

 

[tortoise]

Some of us are not above whining and groveling, though. Not either of us, of course.

Maybe for comedic effect. I'll do most anything for a good laugh. It's easier to get their panties off if they're cracking up.

 

[rosco rathbone]

:/ :/ See the sig line, buster.

I'm off ignore!!!!

 

[KravMaga]

We don't make the rules, we just enforce them.

Mostly, that enforcing just involves telling you what the rules are, and serenely waiting for compliance.

pssst....I haven't forgotten the d bouley stuff; I just left my notes at a friend's house and haven't retrieved them......carry on.......

 

[tortoise]

No of course not, whining and grovelling when there's such an abundance of other women's tits around would be pointless

What happens if I don't comply?

That's a purely hypothetical question. You want to comply anyway. I can feel it.

 

[tortoise]

pssst....I haven't forgotten the d bouley stuff; I just left my notes at a friend's house and haven't retrieved them......carry on.......

No worries, man. I look forward to the report, whenever.

 

[TikaRose]

Maybe for comedic effect. I'll do most anything for a good laugh. It's easier to get their panties off if they're cracking up.

Just as long as they're not pointing and laughing? I'm sorry I couldn't help myself... Seriously though, brains and a sense of humor get mine off every time

 

[TikaRose]

That's a purely hypothetical question. You want to comply anyway. I can feel it.

You can? And here I thought I was managing to be subtle for once in my life. Ah well so much for that huh

 

[tortoise]

You can? And here I thought I was managing to be subtle for once in my life. Ah well so much for that huh

Nothing wrong with a little coyness. It was very convincing, really, but I'm in a very intuitive mood.

So, yeah, show us your tits. You know you wanna.

 

[TikaRose]

So do I have to go search out a thread specifically for that purpose? Or can I pay my dues here...

 

[tortoise]

So do I have to go search out a thread specifically for that purpose? Or can I pay my dues here...

Here. Now.

 

[stirbird]

I'm off ignore!!!!

You were never on ignore, to my knowledge.

So whose chicken salad recepie did you like better? Mine or Mr. Tortuga's? (Hint: be careful how you answer!)

 

[rosco rathbone]

You were never on ignore, to my knowledge.

So whose chicken salad recepie did you like better? Mine or Mr. Tortuga's? (Hint: be careful how you answer!)

Yours looked weird, like it might result in a pot of boiled slime. I don't trust you for cooking or philosophy: your talents lie elsewhere.

No cooking for you.

 

[TikaRose]

Here. Now.

I think that little switch in my brain that normally tells me to behave myself is broken tonight... But here you go, it's an older one. Or did you want them without clothing over them

 

[stirbird]

Yours looked weird, like it might result in a pot of boiled slime.

Oh good grief! :/

The engineers at my abode of work at the time scarfed that stuff up, leaving plenty of other main dishes only half-finished. I turned my nose up at it too, the first time I was forced to make it (I was very suspicious of the Miracle Whip, which wasn't a part of my white bread/McDonalds culinary tradition), but I was shocked at how good it tasted.

Rosco, you are just too...

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/66a6a9fa67.jpg

 

[tortoise]

I think that little switch in my brain that normally tells me to behave myself is broken tonight... But here you go, it's an older one. Or did you want them without clothing over them

Ignore that little switch. Good behavior is very much frowned upon, here.

Lovely, truly. Beautiful curves.

However, yes, naked would be better.

 

[stirbird]

I think that little switch in my brain that normally tells me to behave myself is broken tonight... But here you go, it's an older one. Or did you want them without clothing over them

Sigh! Bigger than me. But then, everyone is. :/

 

[tortoise]

Sigh! Bigger than me. But then, everyone is. :/

I don't believe you. Prove it.