Jacking-Off Log

[Olivia_Yearns]

Renewed virtue?? Say it ain't so!

Renewable virginity is just the coolest thing! I learned it years ago, from Madonna. I renew anually (no, not anally). Feels just like starting o-o-ver.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

oh, i want to take one of those!

this could work out to be jacking fodder

if ambivalence turns you on, this may be what you're looking for.

And there are even titties.

One image from the test

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

if ambivalence turns you on, this may be what you're looking for.

And there are even titties.

One image from the test

Looks like even his inflatable doll refuses to fuck him and he's getting all pouty.

 

[spacekowboy]

Renewable virginity is just the coolest thing! I learned it years ago, from Madonna. I renew anually (no, not anally). Feels just like starting o-o-ver.

Like a virgin? Touched for the very first time..


You do know what that song is really about don't you?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Renewable virginity is just the coolest thing! I learned it years ago, from Madonna. I renew anually (no, not anally). Feels just like starting o-o-ver.

Hmmmmmmm... more deflowerings. I like it, Yearns. Make it so.

*claps*

 

[Hester]

if ambivalence turns you on, this may be what you're looking for.

And there are even titties.

One image from the test

oh, man. i HAVE to take this test.

the tits don't interest me as much as the angst the guy seems to be experiencing. he MUST be a humiliation slut. i know this only because you can see the shadow of an erection in his trousers. ha!

give it to me, doc! give me the test!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Looks like even his inflatable doll refuses to fuck him and he's getting all pouty.

So much rage against men!

He can't bear to wake her to tell her that he may have exposed her and their unborn child to HIV from a Haitian prostitute.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm checking myself directly into an inpatient unit.

 

[Hester]

So much rage against men!

He can't bear to wake her to tell her that he may have exposed her and their unborn child to HIV from a Haitian prostitute.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm checking myself directly into an inpatient unit.

this would be a fun game to play at a family reunion

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

give it to me, doc!

Oh, if I had a nickel for every time you've told me that...




well, never mind.

I can't find many of the images online. I think the test is proprietary. We could certainly come up with our own Literotica TAT from Rathboneesque images.

 

[Hester]

Oh, if I had a nickel for every time you've told me that...




well, never mind.

I can't find many of the images online. I think the test is proprietary. We could certainly come up with our own Literotica TAT from Rathboneesque images.

i'm in!

 

[bridgeburner]

Oh, that would be so cool!


Clearly the woman is passed out and the man is ebarrassed to have seen her naked but also aroused. He's flustered and trying to decide whether to cover her up or just leave and of course what he really wants to do is look some more and maybe touch to see how truly oblivious she is. He's uptight, inexperienced and this is perhaps his first naked woman.

 

[Hester]

Oh, that would be so cool!


Clearly the woman is passed out and the man is ebarrassed to have seen her naked but also aroused. He's flustered and trying to decide whether to cover her up or just leave and of course what he really wants to do is look some more and maybe touch to see how truly oblivious she is. He's uptight, inexperienced and this is perhaps his first naked woman.

this would jibe with the raging wood in his pants

 

[tortoise]

Had a fun late morning jack yesterday. My bedroom had become stiflingly hot due to the 100 degree heat outside, but in this case the heat actually added to the intensity of the jack. My balls were quite voluminous and soft, as they often are when the temperature rises (a sort of "reverse shrinkage"), so I enjoyed slathering them with copious astroglide and manhandling them voraciously. As I switched my focus from my balls to my cock, I savored the feel of the beads of sweat forming on my skin, which added to the decadent nature of my self-love, knowing full well that a cool shower awaited me after my release. The triggers were my usual, mainly centered around my tongue furiously lashing a taut pink clit. As the threshold approached, I flashed to her straddling my face, grinding out her orgasm on my fratically working mouth and tongue, using them for her pleasure, glazing me with her juices. The orgasm was phenomenal, with a ballistic force to match, as several shots splattered on my cheeks and neck.

 

[Hester]

i really really really want to jack but goddamn i'm raw. grrrr.

 

[MrBullwinkle]

I wasn't really horny when I saw the pic and I had just watched CSI Miami, which might have skewed my thought, but at first glance it seemed like she was dead (with the arm fallen off the bed) and he was covering his face from the smell.

The reason I'd question hes covering his eye for having accidently seen her naked was...she appears to still be asleep, so why's he covering his eyes. He's already walked in, since in the image it's showing him close to her walking away, so hes not really shielding his eyes anymore from her...hes not looking at her.

Sorry for blowing it for everyone

 

[MechaBlade]

Friday night I spent about 2hrs. reading stories on Lit. When I could hold back no more I look around and had nothing to shoot my load in except my favorite coffee cup. Needless to say I will never look at it the same. (I got lucky and made it all in)

Ha! I like my coffee with sugar. Hold the cream.

Lux, good to see you back. Mecha, where have you been, you perverted little swine. This place isn't the same without you.

I decided that I should refrain from jacking in order to clear my chi. In honor of my Catholic upbringing I decided not to slam the salami for 40 days and 40 nights, although Lent has long passed.

It was a long, difficult journey that started off remarkably easier. Once I passed the three day threshold (proper use of that word?), I didn't even notice that my junk juice was building up in my sack. Things took a turn for the worst around the second week when I began seeing sex everywhere. I had been trying to stay pure of body and mind but sex daydreams began haunting me, making this an impossible feat. Still, I left the chicken unchoked.

The third week into it, my penis was like one of those overzealous car alarms: chirping a warning whenever a female should chance to accidently graze my body. A few days later I couldn't control myself. I began humping any and all nearby objects, people and pets. I was a walking blue ball. And the lady cop on the subway was not very understanding of my situation at all. Though she was kinda hot.

After my sister bailed me out of jail, I walked down the courthouse steps thinking, "I'll never make it to 40 days. I might as well give up now." But I didn't give up right then. I was steadfast in my quest. Instead of pulling down my pants and spanking the monkey there on the street, I waited until I got home. I ain't never going back to jail. Never!

Unlike my preferred 2 hour long jilling sessions, or even my 10 minute quickie dolphin-flogging, or even that 1 minute bishop beating when I was 11 and found a picture of a topless Jasmine Guy that some 8th grader had drawn on notebook paper, I lasted a mere 5 seconds.

I placed my hand on my divining rod, curled my fingers around my person and exploded my gooey load from under my chode. The ensuing aftershocks were felt as far away as Calabasas.

Actually, I just got busy. It is good to see Lux again.

The court system, usually.

Sad but true.

i jacked a few times yesterday, once with something large that kinda hurts on insertion and removal.

I knew that pineapple at your house looked a little sticky.

 

[bridgeburner]

i really really really want to jack but goddamn i'm raw. grrrr.

This calls for the dry hump. Find a suitably firm surface --- arm of chair or couch, even corner of kitchen table. Apply direct pressure to the Mons Veneris begin lightly and steadily increase in humping motion. This avoids contact with the raw parts but stimulates the root of the clitoris. Doesn't give sharp sparkly orgasms but it'll do in a pinch.

 

[bridgeburner]

I wasn't really horny when I saw the pic and I had just watched CSI Miami, which might have skewed my thought, but at first glance it seemed like she was dead (with the arm fallen off the bed) and he was covering his face from the smell.

The reason I'd question hes covering his eye for having accidently seen her naked was...she appears to still be asleep, so why's he covering his eyes. He's already walked in, since in the image it's showing him close to her walking away, so hes not really shielding his eyes anymore from her...hes not looking at her.

Sorry for blowing it for everyone

Yeah, she looked dead to me at first but there's that woody. Maybe he was going in to get some, anticipating an orgy of lust and discovered her dead and it just hasn't had time to subside?

 

[Hester]

This calls for the dry hump. Find a suitably firm surface --- arm of chair or couch, even corner of kitchen table. Apply direct pressure to the Mons Veneris begin lightly and steadily increase in humping motion. This avoids contact with the raw parts but stimulates the root of the clitoris. Doesn't give sharp sparkly orgasms but it'll do in a pinch.

i don't think i could O like that. i can't believe i'm writing this, but i have a tendency to hump the leg of whomever i am fellating and while i can't help but do that i never get off from it.

i ended up having a very slow, prolonged, lubricated, leisurely jack out of necessity. not my usual thing but it ended up being quite nice. at least i'll be able to sleep.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

This calls for the dry hump. Find a suitably firm surface --- arm of chair or couch, even corner of kitchen table. Apply direct pressure to the Mons Veneris begin lightly and steadily increase in humping motion. This avoids contact with the raw parts but stimulates the root of the clitoris. Doesn't give sharp sparkly orgasms but it'll do in a pinch.

Funny, you should mention this, I jill like this 90% of the time!

Call me humper!

 

[tortoise]

I didn't jack last night or this morning, despite being at a constant fever pitch. Now my mind has been completely consumed with sexual images all day, and I'm having trouble making my cock behave while I'm in public (again). Fucking unruly cock.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I got the urge this morning but I was soooooo sleepy, so it was an aborted jack. No O

 

[naughtygirl69s]

shit, another aborted jack.

I've only been on the lexapro 5 days, that shit may have to go

 

[baddog434]

shit, another aborted jack.

I've only been on the lexapro 5 days, that shit may have to go

sorry, wish i could give you a hand....

 

[rosco rathbone]

He can't bear to wake her to tell her that he may have exposed her and their unborn child to HIV from a Haitian prostitute.

There's some new movie out about middle-aged white females heading to Haiti in order to enjoy the services of impoverished but masculine and flat-bellied Haitian gigolos. The movie was reviewed lovingly in the Village Voice as somehow representing empowerment for women and the poor, third world men who fuck them for money. All well and good says I to myself reading this on train, all well and good, but make a movie about white men going to Haiti to fuck cheap, young, sexy Haitian hookers and see what manner of reception you get @ the Voice. What a passel of nonsense.