Jacking-Off Log

[rimmy]

I've jayed twice recently, once watching the bean manipulate herself, which was totally hot, and another thinking about a certain litster doing all kinds of dirty slutty whory things with a stranger. Both were worth the effort.

 

[Hester]

I know I'm sick, but I find that hot.

you're sick? i'm the one who jacked to it. *genuflects

 

[rimmy]

One mans sick is another mans hot. Who's to judge?

 

[Recidiva]

One mans sick is another mans hot. Who's to judge?

The court system, usually.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Rimmy, have you considered what exposure to intense electromagnetic fields may do to your vitality? I don't know one way or the other, but as sensei of this thread I feel that you ought to take your vitality into account.

 

[Hester]

rr, what's the dude in your av wearing on his head?

it looks like he's doing a chicken impression while the chick is laughing at his tiny penis.

 

[rimmy]

Rimmy, have you considered what exposure to intense electromagnetic fields may do to your vitality? I don't know one way or the other, but as sensei of this thread I feel that you ought to take your vitality into account.

It'll be a while till I hear anything so I'll have plenty of time to think about it. Maybe my splooge will glow.

 

[rimmy]

The court system, usually.

The courts are idiots.

 

[Hester]

i jacked a few times yesterday, once with something large that kinda hurts on insertion and removal. i guess i overdid it because i'm a bit raw today. i feel like a damn voodoo doll victim---i'll be sitting there and suddenly get a twinge. i even broke a personal rule and went pantyless to the office to try to let the poor thing get some air.

 

[rosco rathbone]

rr, what's the dude in your av wearing on his head?

it looks like he's doing a chicken impression while the chick is laughing at his tiny penis.

I have no idea what is going on in that picture. Ought to have a Caption This Picture/What's The Backstory Here? contest.

 

[rimmy]

Speaking of pantyless, I miss FnA. I emailed her and she said she's doing fine. She's been away cuz of the split up with hubby but she'll be back.

 

[Hester]

I have no idea what is going on in that picture. Ought to have a Caption This Picture/What's The Backstory Here? contest.

i'm having a good time trying to figure it out. it's charming on so many levels. okay, maybe not charming.

 

[rimmy]

i'm having a good time trying to figure it out. it's charming on so many levels. okay, maybe not charming.

It's either a mop, a Jeffersonian wig or a funky shower cap.

 

[Hester]

It's either a mop, a Jeffersonian wig or a funky shower cap.

this is like a porn rorschach test.

 

[rimmy]

this is like a porn rorschach test.

Speaking of which, that ain't ink on that pic.

 

[Recidiva]

this is like a porn rorschach test.

"Here, I'm going to do that pose that kid in "The Karate Kid" with his hands up and stuff, on the stump. It'll be cool. You be the stump. Stop laughing, that's not the stump, YOU'RE the stump!"

 

[Hester]

Speaking of which, that ain't ink on that pic.

now there's a party idea---spooge rorshachs

 

[Hester]

"Here, I'm going to do that pose that kid in "The Karate Kid" with his hands up and stuff, on the stump. It'll be cool. You be the stump. Stop laughing, that's not the stump, YOU'RE the stump!"

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING!!!!!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

this is like a porn rorschach test.

A porn thematic apperception test (tat)

[/psychnerd]

 

[rosco rathbone]

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING!!!!!

So do I. That's why it's an intriguing image and I used it as av. In the other one, she's blowing him.

 

[bridgeburner]

"Here, I'm going to do that pose that kid in "The Karate Kid" with his hands up and stuff, on the stump. It'll be cool. You be the stump. Stop laughing, that's not the stump, YOU'RE the stump!"

I totally thought he was doing The Crane.

 

[Hester]

A porn thematic apperception test (tat)

[/psychnerd]

oh, i want to take one of those!

this could work out to be jacking fodder

 

[Hester]

So do I. That's why it's an intriguing image and I used it as av. In the other one, she's blowing him.

do you have them in a bigger size so i can examine them more closely?

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

Hi Jackers,
I've been away, and I think I've broken off my love affair with my laptop. It was an unhealthy, codependent relationship. I still continue an affair with my lap. I did miss the JOL, and I'm sure I'll have a lovely, creative wank for you soon. Sorry about the demure av. I've renewed my virginity and it will take a little while before I'm whorish again.

Gosh, the 3d world is pretty!

 

[spacekowboy]

Renewed virtue?? Say it ain't so!