Jacking-Off Log

[Hester]

You're not travelling in California are ya ?

not exactly

 

[cjh]

not a bad idea! any brand recommendations?

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/082298/tec_124-8221.shtml

i'd go sugarless.

 

[Hester]

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/082298/tec_124-8221.shtml

i'd go sugarless.

how many licks does it take to get to the crackerjack center of the crackerjack pop?

 

[spacekowboy]

i want one to replace the waterbottleboyfriend, not to tickle my bean

whoa a water bottle ? :O Damn i used to fancy myself as pertty big around no way to compete witht hat though !


There's got to be an adult shop around there somewhere . maybe you could pick up a cheap one that you won't mind disposing of before you get on the plane home?

 

[cjh]

how many licks does it take to get to the crackerjack center of the crackerjack pop?

lol.

don't know.

that may be a question for willy wanka.

 

[spacekowboy]

not exactly

Damn. Well there goes my offer.

 

[Hester]

whoa a water bottle ? :O Damn i used to fancy myself as pertty big around no way to compete witht hat though !


There's got to be an adult shop around there somewhere . maybe you could pick up a cheap one that you won't mind disposing of before you get on the plane home?

i can't get it all the way in and it takes a LOT of lip balm!!!

that would be expensive with the amount of traveling i do. i'm looking for something that won't raise any eyebrows if i get searched and a colleague is with me. i get embarrassed easily.

 

[Hester]

lol.

don't know.

that may be a question for willy wanka.

here's some tangerine linen for the wise guy

http://www.ctshirts.co.uk/ProImages/LCSTGL_3.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

i can't get it all the way in and it takes a LOT of lip balm!!!

that would be expensive with the amount of traveling i do. i'm looking for something that won't raise any eyebrows if i get searched and a colleague is with me. i get embarrassed easily.

Is there a grocery store near by? you could always pick yourself a nice healthy sized phallic shaped fruit and/or vegtable. Provided you take pictures though.

 

[rimmy]

I was by myself this morning and in the mood to jack so I lay myself down and started to think of giving a good spanking, the kind that stings your hand as much as her ass. It was going ok when I remembered a certain PM someone sent me full of perversion. I printed it out and went back to work and was rewarded with a plentiful release both in quality and quantity.

I wonder if I should compensate the writer for their efforts?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Playing catch up

on my reading...will have something to contribute a bit later...

 

[tortoise]

i can't get it all the way in and it takes a LOT of lip balm!!!

that would be expensive with the amount of traveling i do. i'm looking for something that won't raise any eyebrows if i get searched and a colleague is with me. i get embarrassed easily.

I bought Ginny a glass (pyrex) dildo a few years back that is not overtly phallic. It could easily pass for a objet d'art. It's essentially a glass "barbell", but the bar is made of conjoined spheres, with two identical larger spheres at each end.

 

[Hester]

I bought Ginny a glass (pyrex) dildo a few years back that is not overtly phallic. It could easily pass for a objet d'art. It's essentially a glass "barbell", but the bar is made of conjoined spheres, with two identical larger spheres at each end.

i would still turn bright red even suspecting that they suspected.

 

[tortoise]

I understand. I really think you could pass it off as a paperweight or some such, some sort of souvenir for someone back home, but the turning beet red would be a dead giveaway.

 

[Hester]

I understand. I really think you could pass it off as a paperweight or some such, some sort of souvenir for someone back home, but the turning beet red would be a dead giveaway.

it's funny, i can be straightforward here and even with a few select friends. but generally i prefer that people remain clueless to my perverse proclivities. or even to the fact that i'm sexual. at all.

 

[Hester]

Is there a grocery store near by? you could always pick yourself a nice healthy sized phallic shaped fruit and/or vegtable. Provided you take pictures though.

salads are generally available so it would be pushing it to try to expense a cab ride to a market so i could find a well endowed cuke.

i'm going with the elec toothbrush idea. and some scope. some minty freshness would perk things up a bit!

 

[Hester]

I understand. I really think you could pass it off as a paperweight or some such, some sort of souvenir for someone back home, but the turning beet red would be a dead giveaway.

a-some of these folks would be wise to it. b-someone would want to see it and then i'd have to stand there and try to fake some semblance of normal behavior while they fondled and admired my glass dildo. i'm a terrible liar. that extends to false reactions. i'd die. and what if i didn't wash it well?????

i'm cringing just thinking about this....

 

[tortoise]

You prefer to pick and choose who you let see that side of you. I don't see anything wrong with that at all. I just wish it didn't interfere with your ability to bring toys on the road with you.

I feel your pain, though. Gin wanted me to bring my fleshlight when we met in London, but I chickened out.

 

[Hester]

this little set of exchanges has made it clear to me that i'm a perv in prude clothing. i can't bear the thought of people knowing about my sex life or sexuality. gah!

 

[spacekowboy]

salads are generally available so it would be pushing it to try to expense a cab ride to a market so i could find a well endowed cuke.

i'm going with the elec toothbrush idea. and some scope. some minty freshness would perk things up a bit!

post altoid saliva


also if you're in the mood for more lip balm try Carmex. Not that i would know about using that for personal lube in a pinch or anything

 

[Hester]

post altoid saliva


also if you're in the mood for more lip balm try Carmex. Not that i would know about using that for personal lube in a pinch or anything

carmex it is! and it comes in those handy little containers....

 

[bridgeburner]

I have a solution for you, Hester. Complete camouflage, no worries about educated guesses or even wild-ass supposition:

http://www.rachelssupply.com/image/dustbot.gif

It's a brushed aluminum body powder container. It's probably a little smaller than your waterbottle, and of course it's smooth rather than ridged, but I bet you could apply a couple of those non-slip shower stickers with the little nubbies on them and it would just look like decoration for your powder canister.


So go to: http://www.rachelssupply.com/dust.htm and scroll down to item RDP110 Brushed Aluminum Dust Bottles. For three bucks plus shipping you can put your pervert paranoia to rest.


Uh, I'd like to be able to say that I know about this from experience, but the truth is that I took it in mind to make homemade bath products for awhile and I've still got one of these things on my dresser full of Arrowroot and Powdered Eucalyptus. It just struck me as being about the right size and totally innocuous if it falls out of your suitcase.

 

[Hester]

awesome, beebs! i can even put stuff in it so it can be dual use. like scope!

thanks!

 

[Hester]

has anyone heard from mecha lately?

 

[spacekowboy]

carmex it is! and it comes in those handy little containers....

Little squeeze tubes too.