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rosco rathbone
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Hester said:
ixnay. oli is oli, yearns is oly, clozoff i haven't settled on yet. **** is just ****.
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rosco rathbone
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Beco said:
You=you. now go about your business.
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[color=red said:
haha you=A.
Hester
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i have been resisting jacking. not because i want to retain vitality or because i want to build up for better orgasms or for any noble motivation. i simply don't want to be bothered and i'm fucking tired of being run amok by my sexual urges. by no means do i think resisting will magically change this (as we all know, resistance is futile) but because i'm feeling bratty and bitchy and resentful i'm cutting myself off as much as possible. take that, bitch!
scrymettet
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Hester said:
like hitting yourself on the head with an hammer because it feels good when you stop
scrymettet
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Hester said:
it rerminds me of an old joke, bad you
Hester
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scrymettet
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Hester said:
a truck drive picked a beautifull girl for a hitch.
After a while she started to make her self confortable, then really confortable , just shy of being naked.
The driver look at her side way but without reaction.
At her destination, she get down of the truck a little be disapointed.
At the next stop, the driver entered the coffe shop and gulp donw 6 larde coffees in 4 minutes and take 6 more with him to drink on the wheel.
After a while when nature called he look at her groin and said
'no hardon? no pee !!!'
succubi-tamer
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Hester said:
Once upon a time, in the early days of my whacking (ahhh, the whacks of yesteryear -- I *really* pulled my pud when I was 14), I found a book on tantrism. This odd-ball Eastern philosophy counsels a pleasure-centric life without whacking off. Male spunk, it seems, is the source of all vitality, and must be treated like a precious commodity.
So I held it all in. And sure enough, my sexual urges did run amok. The book counseled masturbating to the point of orgasm, and then *suppressing* the big Squirtissimo at the end. Which I did, following the text to the letter. I was, of course, MAD with lust, since I was always on the point of orgasm, but walking around hot and unsatiated, always conscious of my cock -- in class, in the cafeteria, *everywhere*. The book said this would improve your concentration and open various doorways of perception. That'll learn me to ever read again.
But the one good thing that came out of it is I've acquired the ability to prolong my orgasm.
Methodology: arrive at the point of no return, but instead of having the spasm that culminates in thimble-fulls of man juice to go shooting out, breath deeply and let it trickle out. Slowly. Then start again. Continue. Eventually you'll be done, and you'll have experienced fairly acute pleasure, but you'll leave feeling a residue of dissatisfaction. That, I think, is what this whole Tantra thing is about. You're horny, but you've come -- a *lot*. But you still want *more.* Yet you're done.
Now I must run to the wash room to let some of my teeming vitality loose. More notes later.
curious476
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Ummm, good
WOW, saw Ann Coulter on TV last night and just had to jerk-of while she watched. I think she liked it cause she smiled when I came LOL
WOW, saw Ann Coulter on TV last night and just had to jerk-of while she watched. I think she liked it cause she smiled when I came LOL
Olivia_Yearns
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I've seen some shit on this site that was pretty "out there", but nothing quite so low as this. *repugnance emoticon*curious476 said:
ok, I'll add a
'cause you're new.
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Olivia_Yearns
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two really good ones today, not more then a half hour apart. One in the tub, legs up under the faucet, while visions of sugar plums danced in my head. I tried saying some very dirty things out loud low and deep, as I imagined another might say them to me. Very intense.
Not much later, I was very aroused again, and thinking along some very new lines, much closer to reality then most of my fantasies, and I had an O which might have been g-spot and clit at the same time, judging by the wet spot. Very big. Very satisfying.
Not much later, I was very aroused again, and thinking along some very new lines, much closer to reality then most of my fantasies, and I had an O which might have been g-spot and clit at the same time, judging by the wet spot. Very big. Very satisfying.
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I could really get off on dominating Ann Coulter. She actually could be the perfect sub.curious476 said:
rosco rathbone
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pervy mechanic on duty
I know that's partly to do with your politics, too. "Take that, you stuck-up WASP Republican debutante cunt!".MechaBlade said:
Olivia_Yearns
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But imagine having to pay her child support for 18 years. Condom please!rosco rathbone said:
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Oly said:
Perverse mechanic on duty only Os in the butt anyhow.
Hamletmaschine
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Olivia_Yearns said:
Anal Ho!
Not as is "anal whore"--which I've nothing against, mind you--but as in "Westward Ho"...
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Hamletmaschine said:
Manifest Destiny!
I've been on something of a jacking tear this weekend. Five intense toe curling sessions since Friday night, and no sign of tapering off. When I'm in this state, it's like trying to douse the fire with gasoline. No complaints, though; I'm quite enjoying the randiness, except when there are untoward hydraulic displays in public. "La la la I'm not listening to my cock la la la…"
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