Jacking-Off Log

[rydia57]

I was really trying to wait until tonight as a kind of reward for the day's work, but I had to take a shower so I could leave the house and get a burger. And when I take a shower that isn't one of those morning shower rush type of showers, I just can't keep my hands off of my beautiful body.

I tugged, trying to resist myself, trying to postpone the inevitable, but once I got thinking about hot chicks I knew and pending story ideas, I got hard, and when I'm naked, wet and hard, there's no going back. I pressed my head against the shower wall, closed my eyes and concentrated.

I pondered on one of my favorite pending stories (I've been thinking about this one for a couple years now, and I'll probably get around to writing it this year or next) where two women are stranded in post-world-nuclear-war-America. They have adequate housing, but no food to speak of and no means of transportation. When a biker gang rides through the decimated area, one of the girls must spend a night with the gang to obtain food. I actually got the idea from an apocalyptic-future version of the SNL skit parodying Delicious Dish on NPR.

Anyway, like many of my pending story jacks, I thought out the details, wishing I was close to my computer and that my computer was waterproof, so that I could add details to a little file I keep on my hard drive that stores all my pending stories. The little details mainly focus on making it more humiliating and emotionally distressing for the girl that has to give up her body for a night.

For example:

The girl that has to do such activity is the pretty one, so bikers and male passerbys always take her to do the food-fuck exchange... *ooh* even though it's the less attractive lady's fault that they're stranded without food *aha, stroke* She tries to bargain with the bikers to make them more gentle, but they hold all the cards... *ah, stroke* so she wants to catch it in her mouth to prevent pregnancy, but one insists cumming in either her pussy or ass. She simply cannot get pregnant, not under these conditions, so she lets the man finish in her ass *oh yeah, stroke, stroke* All this for a few apples and some cans of food. *fuck yeah, stroke, stroke*​

And then there are more details. Anyway, I eventually see myself as one of the bikers and she is bent over before me, thin, unshaven and having only bathed in a shallow stream. Reeking of desperation. She almost has no choice. It's almost like a rape.

I feel her round warm cheeks pressed against my thighs.

I cum an average amount, aiming towards the drain. The feeling is, well, great.

Another day worth living.

That's not fair! You can get off anytime you want and I have to shut down after four times or I'll get hungry for flesh! Gad... wish I had a penis (not attached to me, just wish I had one... ohhh I love the feeling of a stiff penis rubbbing it and... dammit, I'm wet!

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

i'm going to kick your sorry ass at that one

I love your chick-macho attitude. Make lit your bitch.

 

[Plasmaball]

I love your chick-macho attitude. Make lit your bitch.

you want to touch yourself ! oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Hester]

very ready for this evening's. multiples, pretty powerful, facile.

night boys and girls.

 

[manloveswomen]

Just found this gem of a thread.

I'm unemployed so when I wake up early, sometimes I get out the pictures I print out from Lit. Some of them have three girls, others have two girls & a guy, still others have one girl on top being eaten by the girl laying on the bottom. I love them. Sometimes I pretend I'm watching. Other times I pretend I'm the guy with the two women.

Other times, I think about this one hot girl from the gym. Her body turns me on. When I think of her, it's always very slow, sensual & uninhibited.

When nothing seems to work, I think about another guy & I'm the woman (so to speak).

 

[MechaBlade]

That's not fair! You can get off anytime you want and I have to shut down after four times or I'll get hungry for flesh! Gad... wish I had a penis (not attached to me, just wish I had one... ohhh I love the feeling of a stiff penis rubbbing it and... dammit, I'm wet!

I'm always hungry for flesh.

You can use my penis if you're gentle.

Just found this gem of a thread.

I'm unemployed so when I wake up early, sometimes I get out the pictures I print out from Lit. Some of them have three girls, others have two girls & a guy, still others have one girl on top being eaten by the girl laying on the bottom. I love them. Sometimes I pretend I'm watching. Other times I pretend I'm the guy with the two women.

Other times, I think about this one hot girl from the gym. Her body turns me on. When I think of her, it's always very slow, sensual & uninhibited.

When nothing seems to work, I think about another guy & I'm the woman (so to speak).

Welcome to the thread.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

two, one with a toy, and one fingers only. mmmmm. better get some sleep.

 

[Hester]

morning, wankers!

thought i was going to sneak past the morning without having to log. silly me. put me down for 1 average morning JO.

 

[bridgeburner]

You people are invading my sleep.

Somewhere in the wee hours of this morning I dreamed I was jacking. I was running a fairly standard fantasy and then things got weird. All of a sudden there's this gray-robed, shaven-headed priest-type guy in a funny little hat who is the embodiment of my fantasy. He's narrating the story in one voice on one level and at the same time he and I are standing over what I guess is supposed to be my chaunch and we're verbally goading it "Come on! Come on! You can do it!" I'm holding the thing wide open and staring at this quivery little nubbin --- none of it looks remotely like a vagina, mine or anyone else's --- while the priest is getting more and more agitated and then he reaches out and smacks it like a Jeopardy buzzer and the quake starts.

Damn good O -- strongest I've ever had while sleeping. Gotta love the freebies even when they're weird as hell.

-B

 

[Hester]

You people are invading my sleep.

Somewhere in the wee hours of this morning I dreamed I was jacking. I was running a fairly standard fantasy and then things got weird. All of a sudden there's this gray-robed, shaven-headed priest-type guy in a funny little hat who is the embodiment of my fantasy. He's narrating the story in one voice on one level and at the same time he and I are standing over what I guess is supposed to be my chaunch and we're verbally goading it "Come on! Come on! You can do it!" I'm holding the thing wide open and staring at this quivery little nubbin --- none of it looks remotely like a vagina, mine or anyone else's --- while the priest is getting more and more agitated and then he reaches out and smacks it like a Jeopardy buzzer and the quake starts.

Damn good O -- strongest I've ever had while sleeping. Gotta love the freebies even when they're weird as hell.

-B

i sleep jack pretty regularly

i'll either o in my sleep or wake up and finish. sometimes both.

 

[Hester]

i'm jonesing already

i think i need an intervention.

 

[bridgeburner]

i sleep jack pretty regularly

i'll either o in my sleep or wake up and finish. sometimes both.

When you jack in your sleep is it actual jacking or is it all brain diddling? I'm hands-free in my sleep. If I snag the O then I can't jack afterward --- I'm all tapped out sensationally so I won't get anywhere except chafed and annoyed. If I wake up before the O then it's 50/50 whether I'll chase it or not, depends on how much more I want to sleep.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

i'm jonesing already

i think i need an intervention.

*checks watch*

right...



about...



now.

Hester just squeezed another one off. I just know it.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

... If I wake up before the O then it's 50/50 whether I'll chase it or not, depends on how much more I want to sleep.

When I wake up pre-orgasm, the thing that was making me hot in my dream suddenly seems completely ludicrous or repulsive, and I lose my wide-on.

 

[MechaBlade]

morning, wankers!

thought i was going to sneak past the morning without having to log. silly me. put me down for 1 average morning JO.

you wommin need to give details!

You people are invading my sleep.

Somewhere in the wee hours of this morning I dreamed I was jacking. I was running a fairly standard fantasy and then things got weird. All of a sudden there's this gray-robed, shaven-headed priest-type guy in a funny little hat who is the embodiment of my fantasy. He's narrating the story in one voice on one level and at the same time he and I are standing over what I guess is supposed to be my chaunch and we're verbally goading it "Come on! Come on! You can do it!" I'm holding the thing wide open and staring at this quivery little nubbin --- none of it looks remotely like a vagina, mine or anyone else's --- while the priest is getting more and more agitated and then he reaches out and smacks it like a Jeopardy buzzer and the quake starts.

Damn good O -- strongest I've ever had while sleeping. Gotta love the freebies even when they're weird as hell.

-B

I've gotten off to stranger dreams. Is your chaunch your gooch or your cooch?

i'm jonesing already

i think i need an intervention.

I'd organize an intervention, but it'd just turn into a circle jerk.

wide-on.

lol!

 

[bridgeburner]

When I wake up pre-orgasm, the thing that was making me hot in my dream suddenly seems completely ludicrous or repulsive, and I lose my wide-on.

Yeah, that happens sometimes, too.

btw I'm thrilled to see someone else use the term "wide-on". One of my faves!

-B

 

[bridgeburner]

I've gotten off to stranger dreams. Is your chaunch your gooch or your cooch?

Cooch, punanni, vajayjay, hoo-hah.....

 

[Hester]

When you jack in your sleep is it actual jacking or is it all brain diddling? I'm hands-free in my sleep. If I snag the O then I can't jack afterward --- I'm all tapped out sensationally so I won't get anywhere except chafed and annoyed. If I wake up before the O then it's 50/50 whether I'll chase it or not, depends on how much more I want to sleep.

i think i'm hands free most of the time but it's also not unusual for me to wake up with my finger on the trigger, so i'd imagine something in my dreams was encouraging that.

i'll often dream jack then repeat once awake for a cross-consciousness-state double header

 

[Hester]

Hester just squeezed another one off. I just know it.

ha! had meetings all morning. sat there and ground against the seams in my jeans while watching the clock.

logging another event as of a few minutes ago. nothing special, just some quick maintenance

 

[MechaBlade]

ha! had meetings all morning. sat there and ground against the seams in my jeans while watching the clock.

logging another event as of a few minutes ago. nothing special, just some quick maintenance

holy shit, take me to work with you.

 

[rosco rathbone]

^^^ Now that's what I'm talking about.<<these arrows were supposed to be pointing @ mecha's mad max jax.

You actually jay to story ideas? Wow.

I love that particular scenario...not rape, but sex under the coercion of some unfair kind of trade. The bikers lose little by giving up some food, but your heroine risks pregnancy, sickness, humiliation, etc. That's the hard kernel of pervy sexuality, right there. That's why a stripper blowing the manager to get a job is hotter than a senssssssual lovemaker any day.

 

[rosco rathbone]

You people are invading my sleep.

Somewhere in the wee hours of this morning I dreamed I was jacking. I was running a fairly standard fantasy and then things got weird. All of a sudden there's this gray-robed, shaven-headed priest-type guy in a funny little hat who is the embodiment of my fantasy. He's narrating the story in one voice on one level and at the same time he and I are standing over what I guess is supposed to be my chaunch and we're verbally goading it "Come on! Come on! You can do it!" I'm holding the thing wide open and staring at this quivery little nubbin --- none of it looks remotely like a vagina, mine or anyone else's --- while the priest is getting more and more agitated and then he reaches out and smacks it like a Jeopardy buzzer and the quake starts.

Damn good O -- strongest I've ever had while sleeping. Gotta love the freebies even when they're weird as hell.

-B

That priest guy is me you know.

"chaunch" lol

i'll often dream jack then repeat once awake for a cross-consciousness-state double header

astral hi-5's all around

When I wake up pre-orgasm, the thing that was making me hot in my dream suddenly seems completely ludicrous or repulsive, and I lose my wide-on.

lol @ wide on. A keeper.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

^^^ Now that's what I'm talking about.<<these arrows were supposed to be pointing @ mecha's mad max jax.

You actually jay to story ideas? Wow.

I love that particular scenario...not rape, but sex under the coercion of some unfair kind of trade. The bikers lose little by giving up some food, but your heroine risks pregnancy, sickness, humiliation, etc. That's the hard kernel of pervy sexuality, right there. That's why a stripper blowing the manager to get a job is hotter than a senssssssual lovemaker any day.

I think I'm on ignore for you, Rosco, but anyway ... That's about 80% of my sexual fantasies right there - coercion is deeply arousing for me. When I'm actually having great sex, and close to orgasm, I usually pull up a bit of the coercion story to get me the rest of the way - I imagine another man who is talking to me while I'm doing whatever it is I'm doing, encouraging me, reminding me of whatever stupid thing I get at the end, once this guy and just one other guy are done. I can imagine it from the other side too.

 

[Hester]

afternoon maintenance, thinking about fucking machines.

 

[MechaBlade]

You actually jay to story ideas? Wow.

Of course. My jacks produced story ideas, my story ideas produce jacks... the circle of erotica.

I love that particular scenario...not rape, but sex under the coercion of some unfair kind of trade. The bikers lose little by giving up some food, but your heroine risks pregnancy, sickness, humiliation, etc. That's the hard kernel of pervy sexuality, right there. That's why a stripper blowing the manager to get a job is hotter than a senssssssual lovemaker any day.

Humiliation is my favorite lubricant.

oh, and lol @ your stock market ticker quoting style.

I think I'm on ignore for you, Rosco, but anyway ... That's about 80% of my sexual fantasies right there - coercion is deeply arousing for me. When I'm actually having great sex, and close to orgasm, I usually pull up a bit of the coercion story to get me the rest of the way - I imagine another man who is talking to me while I'm doing whatever it is I'm doing, encouraging me, reminding me of whatever stupid thing I get at the end, once this guy and just one other guy are done. I can imagine it from the other side too.

When rosco and I are done fucking you, we'll give you the antidote.

afternoon maintenance, thinking about fucking machines.

Does that mean you masturbated, or what?