Jacking-Off Log

[Olivia_Yearns]

one more before I go out. I'm probably close to ovulating - always want to cum more around now.

 

[Plasmaball]

When I think about something that is really degrading, sometimes it does - just as my orgasm is ending, the same thing that turns me on suddenly makes me feel ... low. Wait - when I'm aroused I feel low in a good way. The same words - low, cheap, dumb, dirty - hot when I'm hot, sad when I'm not.

thats hot

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

thats hot

Damn you, I saw you in that "would you give head to the person above you" thread, and I LOVE your av. I would have posted "yes", but I couldn't reach you through that sig line (which puts me off). You were vaguely a part of my orgasm, so it's funny you posted after me.

 

[Plasmaball]

Damn you, I saw you in that "would you give head to the person above you" thread, and I LOVE your av. I would have posted "yes", but I couldn't reach you through that sig line (which puts me off). You were vaguely a part of my orgasm, so it's funny you posted after me.

aww thank you . Thats very interesting

act fast and you can get under me now

 

[Hester]

When I think about something that is really degrading, sometimes it does - just as my orgasm is ending, the same thing that turns me on suddenly makes me feel ... low. Wait - when I'm aroused I feel low in a good way. The same words - low, cheap, dumb, dirty - hot when I'm hot, sad when I'm not.

sorry that happens to you.

i am trying to hold back a little bit. it's been like squeezing water from a stone lately and i'm kind of tired of that. it's just a matter of how much of that itch i can take.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I gave into the urge after reading the scene in Brave New World where the Savage thrashes Lenina with his cat-o-nine-tails in a fury, as she lies sprawled on the heath..."Fry, lechery! Fry!". It's interesting to reflect that algolagnia was as much a part of human sexuality in Huxley's day.

The o was nothing to write home about, but the load was copious. Enough dna evidence to convict me a hundred times over.

 

[pinkladyzz11]

It's interesting to reflect that algolagnia was as much a part of human sexuality in Huxley's day.

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I only read this thread to improve my vocabulary.

 

[Hester]

It's interesting to reflect that algolagnia was as much a part of human sexuality in Huxley's day.

interesting observation

somehow makes me feel less freakish

trying to make it through the day without an onanistic interlude

 

[MechaBlade]

If rosco, hester and naughty are logging all jacks, I can do it, too.

*cues Seinfeld music*

I only read this thread to improve my vocabulary.

It's like a perverted Sesame Street.

 

[Hester]

If rosco, hester and naughty are logging all jacks, I can do it, too.

*cues Seinfeld music*


It's like a perverted Sesame Street.

i'd flat out lose a seinfeldian contest. no way in hell am i mistress of my own domain for more than a few hours at a time

this post brought to you by the letter O....

 

[MechaBlade]

i'd flat out lose a seinfeldian contest. no way in hell am i mistress of my own domain for more than a few hours at a time

this post brought to you by the letter O....

you're an exceptional woman.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I have mecha down as a thrice per diem man.

 

[MechaBlade]

I have mecha down as a thrice per diem man.

Haha, rosco, I'm just a man. I jack once a day, twice on days when I've nothing to do. I fuck rarely. Three orgasms a day are reserved for days with new porn or someone to spill my cum on/into.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Haha, rosco, I'm just a man. I jack once a day, twice on days when I've nothing to do. I fuck rarely. Three orgasms a day are reserved for days with new porn or someone to spill my cum on/into.

Well commence logging. And be so good as to give some volumetric data on loads. That's old school JOL style.

 

[Hester]

you're an exceptional woman.

i'm an insane woman

let the jacking orgy porgy begin!

 

[rosco rathbone]

i'm an insane woman

let the jacking orgy porgy begin!

It "brings release!"

 

[MechaBlade]

Well commence logging. And be so good as to give some volumetric data on loads. That's old school JOL style.

will do, prob tonight.

 

[MechaBlade]

i'm an insane woman

let the jacking orgy porgy begin!

actually, this makes me think we should have a contest who can go the most in 24 hours.

Let's leave this for another week.

 

[Hester]

actually, this makes me think we should have a contest who can go the most in 24 hours.

Let's leave this for another week.

i'm going to kick your sorry ass at that one

 

[MechaBlade]

i'm going to kick your sorry ass at that one

Yeah, I know women have the obvious advantage in that one, but maybe I can beat all the men.

 

[Hester]

Yeah, I know women have the obvious advantage in that one, but maybe I can beat all the men.

we could work out some kind of handicapping system

 

[rosco rathbone]

Yeah, I know women have the obvious advantage in that one, but maybe I can beat all the men.

You are up against some hard core compulsive wankers, son.

 

[MechaBlade]

we could work out some kind of handicapping system

Like "times two" maybe? And -phreak with her supposedly 47 isn't allowed to participate.

You are up against some hard core compulsive wankers, son.

I may not have the compulsion. But my young strong body has the endurance.

 

[Hester]

Like "times two" maybe? And -phreak with her supposedly 47 isn't allowed to participate.


I may not have the compulsion. But my young strong body has the endurance.

i think phreak's was with a partner. you can add an order of magnitude to what i'll accomplish if a partner's involved.

yeah, i'll go 2 for 1 for any male.

 

[MechaBlade]

I was really trying to wait until tonight as a kind of reward for the day's work, but I had to take a shower so I could leave the house and get a burger. And when I take a shower that isn't one of those morning shower rush type of showers, I just can't keep my hands off of my beautiful body.

I tugged, trying to resist myself, trying to postpone the inevitable, but once I got thinking about hot chicks I knew and pending story ideas, I got hard, and when I'm naked, wet and hard, there's no going back. I pressed my head against the shower wall, closed my eyes and concentrated.

I pondered on one of my favorite pending stories (I've been thinking about this one for a couple years now, and I'll probably get around to writing it this year or next) where two women are stranded in post-world-nuclear-war-America. They have adequate housing, but no food to speak of and no means of transportation. When a biker gang rides through the decimated area, one of the girls must spend a night with the gang to obtain food. I actually got the idea from an apocalyptic-future version of the SNL skit parodying Delicious Dish on NPR.

Anyway, like many of my pending story jacks, I thought out the details, wishing I was close to my computer and that my computer was waterproof, so that I could add details to a little file I keep on my hard drive that stores all my pending stories. The little details mainly focus on making it more humiliating and emotionally distressing for the girl that has to give up her body for a night.

For example:

The girl that has to do such activity is the pretty one, so bikers and male passerbys always take her to do the food-fuck exchange... *ooh* even though it's the less attractive lady's fault that they're stranded without food *aha, stroke* She tries to bargain with the bikers to make them more gentle, but they hold all the cards... *ah, stroke* so she wants to catch it in her mouth to prevent pregnancy, but one insists cumming in either her pussy or ass. She simply cannot get pregnant, not under these conditions, so she lets the man finish in her ass *oh yeah, stroke, stroke* All this for a few apples and some cans of food. *fuck yeah, stroke, stroke*​

And then there are more details. Anyway, I eventually see myself as one of the bikers and she is bent over before me, thin, unshaven and having only bathed in a shallow stream. Reeking of desperation. She almost has no choice. It's almost like a rape.

I feel her round warm cheeks pressed against my thighs.

I cum an average amount, aiming towards the drain. The feeling is, well, great.

Another day worth living.