Jacking-Off Log

[rosco rathbone]

That guy is _not_ holding out, IMHO. He's getting it regularly!

Heh, for real. His actual sex life is like the wet dreams of most of the guys here.

 

[Marquis]

Perhaps one day I will abstain entirely out of morbid curiousity, but for now putting my sexual satisfaction solely in the hands of those women who service me is challenging enough.

 

[Slutacus]

Perhaps one day I will abstain entirely out of morbid curiousity, but for now putting my sexual satisfaction solely in the hands of those women who service me is challenging enough.

Are you saying they lack experience?

 

[Marquis]

Are you saying they lack experience?

Not at all.

I'm saying I feel like America relying purely on oil from unfriendly nations. It's even more nerve-wracking when you take away your strategic reserves.

 

[Slutacus]

Ah...gotcha.

 

[Marquis]

Considerable titilation by the female species has ocurred this evening, but it seems that none shall accompany me to the promised land. Usually, this is the perfect time for a jack, like a smoker lighting up after a long flight.

I suppose keeping promises only counts for something when it's inconvenient.

 

[Marquis]

Jesus Christ, I want to cum so bad it's insane!

How does a guy get laid at 5am?

There must be a chatroom or something where I can arrange a quick meeting with some poor other sex addict like myself.

 

[londonrobert]

go here for gods sake...this will help!

http://www.facialforums.co.uk

let me know..........

 

[Marquis]

Back! I will not fall to temptation this day!

 

[Marquis]

I burn a lot of bridges on nights like these.

I'm out.

 

[Bent]

Only 1300 responses? I know you people jack off more than that.

 

[Dietrich K.]

Only 1300 responses? I know you people jack off more than that.

Okay, okay ... I'm doing it now ... Happy?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

what ever happened to my lunch box?


give ... it ...

 

[Dietrich K.]

lunch box?

 

[Morwen]

.....

 

[Marquis]

I am so ashamed.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I burn a lot of bridges on nights like these.

I'm out.

what do you mean?

Try a phone sex line.

Well, a one of those free chat lines.

Don't you have enough fuck buddies to call?

Just jerk off, it will be good for you.

 

[Slutacus]

I am so ashamed.

LOL, awww, don't be. Youth is a an extreme handicap in the self-restraint heavyweight division.

 

[Marquis]

I can never post in this thread again.

 

[Slutacus]

Sure you can, Marquis. Just admit to your problem, join your local Sexaholics Anonymous, and once you've kept to your "program" for awhile come back here, start your tale with "I am a Masturbator!" and you will be so respected!

(I wonder who dominants choose as their "higher powers" in those groups?)

 

[Marquis]

I think I might really be addicted to sex, this isn't funny.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I think I might really be addicted to sex, this isn't funny.

Are you ok, you're scaring me, I don't like it when you come unglued

 

[Marquis]

Are you ok, you're scaring me, I don't like it when you come unglued

Pardon me.

*straightens lapels, stretches neck*

I'm fine, thank you, just a dream.

 

[Slutacus]

I think I might really be addicted to sex, this isn't funny.

Since all things pass, I suggest you enjoy it while it lasts. At any rate, you're in good company. I read somewhere that Steven Tyler of Aerosmith belonged to a sex addicts group. I believe it!

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Pardon me.

*straightens lapels, stretches neck*

I'm fine, thank you, just a dream.

aw, that's better, thanks