Jacking-Off Log

[Marquis]

Not sure if I can make it, will report all activity.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

I hope you refering to your own activities. I would not make it more than 2 days unless violently ill.

In response to this crisis of excessive masturbation; a cease-fire of five days has been decreed.

I will report on the psychosexual and health consequences of this experiment. Stay tuned.

 

[Badd Leroy]

Hahaha capital stuff old boy. "Penis as interlocutor"; that's a new one!

I must agree whole heartedly. The visuals came effortlessly and clear.
I admit that I'm humbled by the talent on this thread. As a songwriter, it's a little intimidating... But I love to learn.

 

[Badd Leroy]

OK, seriously, this made me LOL, not at your penis, mind you, but this is quite possibly the most brilliant thing I've read here.

I thought only teenagers' penises had this much control!

Once again... I couldn't have said it better myself. Oh how humiliating *wink*

 

[semen4her]

I must agree whole heartedly. The visuals came effortlessly and clear.
I admit that I'm humbled by the talent on this thread. As a songwriter, it's a little intimidating... But I love to learn.

songwriter you say?

I have been working on some lyrics as of late. Perhaps you may be able to use some in a song for your rock band.

Mullet man mullet man
Does whtever a mullet can
Drinks a beer, hits his wife
falls down stairs, drunk for life
Look out, here comes the mullet man


BTW. Do you cover any Skynard or that "feel like makin love" tune?

Just asking...

 

[Badd Leroy]

songwriter you say?

I have been working on some lyrics as of late. Perhaps you may be able to use some in a song for your rock band.

Mullet man mullet man
Does whtever a mullet can
Drinks a beer, hits his wife
falls down stairs, drunk for life
Look out, here comes the mullet man


BTW. Do you cover any Skynard or that "feel like makin love" tune?

Just asking...

3=D -----

 

[covariant]

I jacked it Thursday and decided to make a vid for a friend, here's a frame from a critical moment. I was watching some hot porn and just lightly stroking myself, I hadn't cum in a while so I ejaculated easily.

my pic

 

[Earl]

This morning watching porn.

 

[Obfuscated]

I jacked it Thursday and decided to make a vid for a friend, here's a frame from a critical moment. I was watching some hot porn and just lightly stroking myself, I hadn't cum in a while so I ejaculated easily.

Nice action shot.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I hope you refering to your own activities. I would not make it more than 2 days unless violently ill.

The cease-fire applies to men only; as we are the ones whose health suffers as a consequence of our obsessive, nay, maniacal dedication to the onanistic arts. Women on the other hand benefit from frequent orgasms and their skin becomes more elastic, youthful in appearance, and takes on a hue.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

A more classic line of rhetoric I have not heard.


But I do like you way with words.

PS; Please define onanistic. I was unable to locate any definition.

The cease-fire applies to men only; as we are the ones whose health suffers as a consequence of our obsessive, nay, maniacal dedication to the onanistic arts. Women on the other hand benefit from frequent orgasms and their skin becomes more elastic, youthful in appearance, and takes on a hue.

 

[covariant]

Nice action shot.

Thanks!

 

[Marquis]

A pm from Landcruisergal almost took me out of the game the first night.

Holding strong, desire for penile manipulation peaking sharply.

 

[Marquis]

Desire for masturbation reaching critical levels!!!

I may not last the night!

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Desire for masturbation reaching critical levels!!!

I may not last the night!

It must be in the air or something, I just squirted all over my bed, I have to change the fucking sheets now.

I wonder how Rosco is coming along?

 

[Marquis]

It was a restless night, something like the fevered sleep an opiate addict must experience her first night without the medicine, but my honor remains. Surely this will get worse before it gets better.

 

[rosco rathbone]

PS; Please define onanistic. I was unable to locate any definition.

"Onanistic" is one of my many neolojisms.

I'm holding steady, not much temptation. However, with only about 24 hours since my last jack, I've noticed that all of a sudden I am taking an interest in passing human females in the street. It's been a while since I've felt any public lust. I actually stood on the El platform and let the train leave just to get a good stare at the ass on a black girl from the projects in form-fitting jeans and one of those tight white snowbunny parkas with a fur-trimmed hood. Then, as soon as I descended to the streets of Queens , I was stopped in my tracks by the sight of a Mexican girl in skintight black slacks running for the train.

Usually, atttractive females give rise to nothing more than a melancholy exasperation. "She sure looks nice, but she's probably a pain in the ass." The workings of the body-mind sure are funny.

 

[Marquis]

My penis is hard as an ice-pick. I could probably force it right through a girls belly button and fuck her newly reopened navel. It's been standing straight up for so long I've begun to imagine it looking regal with a bronze rice paddyworker hat on it, ala Raiden.

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

I pulled one off at lunch today. Nothing specail just took advantage of the office being empty

Holden

 

[rosco rathbone]

My penis is hard as an ice-pick. I could probably force it right through a girls belly button and fuck her newly reopened navel. It's been standing straight up for so long I've begun to imagine it looking regal with a bronze rice paddyworker hat on it, ala Raiden.

I don't think you are gonna make it, bro.

 

[Marquis]

I don't think you are gonna make it, bro.

It seems unlikely. I just had a shower and the urge to purge was penultimate to none.

Actually, I'm rather enjoying the drama. My sheer love for histrionics may keep me in the game for longer than expected.

 

[rosco rathbone]

When you lose it, make sure to go for the one hole. I like to think of 'em gagging and coughing.

 

[covariant]

Jacked it this morining, while chatting with a friend. First time since last Thursday, I'm trying to cut back. But she showed me some hot pics and I lost it looking at her cunt

 

[rosco rathbone]

48 hours into it and doing great. I had a hard time getting to sleep last night and felt a lot of prickly energy circulating and making my limbs twitch; but no temptation to jack. My dreams had much more sexual content than usual, which is no suprise. I'm expecting this trend to continue. I do not want to relate the dream however, as it had a horrifying theme and I'd just as soon forget it.

I've been thinking about the role of pornography and masturbation in our culture. I think the ancient Chinese had the right idea. Our modern men are obviously weak and effeminate, and lack will, due to constant masturbation. M y guess is that modern pornography acts a safety valve for our society by forcing men to masturbate until their testosterone level is so low that they will not attempt any acts of revolution.

There's a cycle of will involved: the will to retain the seed, if properly managed, feeds back into itself.

 

[bridgeburner]

Was it about zombies? I had a zombie sex dream once. Scared the pee out of me.



-B