rosco rathbone
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Luna_Wolf72 said:My brain took me someplace dark: where men are evil Sadisitic bastards and I am the poor lil maso slut that gets beaten and tortured into oblivion. The o when it came was quick and long, leaving a spreading puddle between my legs and on my mattress.
On a scale of 1-5, it earned a 3, as it was no more or less satisfying than normal...
LOL @ bathos of this juxtaposition. GOod stuff!
MECHA said:JACK NO.: 35AF1
Fuckin' A, mecha....scientific style logging protocol and all. I even like the picture, although the girl looks like she has a carbuncle for a nose.
Kain__Thornn said:Jacking with your hand
Jizm it will send
Blowing all your seed
In promiscuity
Wish my Metallica knowledge extended past "One" and "Sandman" so that I could sing along.....
greeneyes666 said:I hope my muse doesn't mind me sharing, but thinking of him while I'm in the tub is ever so inspirational.
Trés erotic.
I had an interesting jay last night. It brought to mind the reasons that I don't do well with porneo or jacks about any kind of unobtainable female. My masturbations are all about my actual personal sex life; but I stepped outside the box and did one about one of my students, a woman from Côte d'Ivoire with a face that reminds me of some carven mask of an African fertility goddess and an astounding set of ass cheeks. Something like a volleyball seen side-on, in an erotic sense. She has the strangely gnarled fingers that I've observed on so many hot black woman from the third world, and wears hot pink granny panties that often show above the tops of her stylish designer jeans. The worst part is the accent. The voice of the French-colonial Heart Of Darkness stuggling with HAT and HATE or THE and THIS and HIS. To hear her turn "AND" into a 6-syllable word, brow creased with concentration, is to pop a boner.
So I jacked about having that bottom in my hands and it was most unsatisfying. With every stroke, the frustrating reality of the situation became clearer and clearer. I blasted forth a blueballed o, an o in loco parentis like god only knows how many teachers in the past. I went to bed with the orgone bubble completely unpopped, vowing to restrict my fantasizing in the future.
This morning I got off a decent pipecleaner, thinking about my tiresome old refrain---me as head of household.
