Jacking-Off Log

[1HF]

some guys like a challenge.

not me.

I enjoy a challenge.

*shrugs*

 

[katiebarthedoor]

I enjoy a challenge.

*shrugs*

path of least resistance, for me.
but youre a tuffy.

now go grind your ditch!

 

[1HF]

path of least resistance, for me.
but youre a tuffy.

now go grind your ditch!

Lazy punk.

Grind my ditch??

 

[katiebarthedoor]

Lazy punk.

Grind my ditch??

i'm sick and i feel puny.

thats how the cool kids say it, now.

 

[1HF]

i'm sick and i feel puny.

thats how the cool kids say it, now.

Aw I hope you feel better then.

I'm so out of the loop.

 

[katiebarthedoor]

Aw I hope you feel better then.

I'm so out of the loop.

now nobody even feels like abusing themselves.
i dont have the strength to, ATM.

night, killer.

 

[MechaBlade]

some guys like a challenge.

not me.

It's like you're my long lost brother.

Hard-to-get is a game that gets boring real quick.

 

[bridgeburner]

I've been purposefully, doggedly jacking the last few nights, but it's just so damn hot right now and I'm tired and too fucking busy and really all I want to do is crawl into bed and sleep under the gale force wind produced by the fan.

My jacks have been a bit backward of late and it's frustrating me. All the sensation in my tits is kind of muted -- like they're sleeping or something -- and as I've said before, if I can't get my nipples hard I have a difficult time moving below the belt. So three times in the last week I've decided to just give up and go to sleep but as soon as I roll over I start to think that I've punked out and failed and I've still got the urge so I go back to work and force one out and just toward the end I get rock-hard nipples. So I've been forcing O's just to get my nipples hard.

It's really pissing me off.

But now I'm falling asleep at the keyboard so off I go to do my homework...or homewank as it were.

Jeezey-pleezey-goat-parcheezey. I'm sick of the fucking heat already and there's another three months of it to go.

Somebody send me a cool cloth and a load of orgone. I'm in need, here.

 

[kinkikittyn]

dang, the kids are offically out of school for the summer. cuts into my "self play" time. I mean how long can I reasonably hide out in the bedroom or bathroom? ..."Mommy why are you taking so long in the bathroom?"
sigh. guess I'll just have to read it here...thank you for all the good reads!

 

[RawHumor]

dang, the kids are offically out of school for the summer. cuts into my "self play" time. I mean how long can I reasonably hide out in the bedroom or bathroom? ..."Mommy why are you taking so long in the bathroom?"
sigh. guess I'll just have to read it here...thank you for all the good reads!

Take long showers.

 

[luxey313]

channeling Rosco.


thinking of him forcing himself in my ass
admittingly telling him that I do not have a lot of 'experience' with it
nervous, tense, can't relax
feeling the my skin tense with a sheen of sweat as it hurts so bad
screaming out as he fucks it immediately
tits against the bed, hand on my throat
begging him to stop
telling him I would do anything
using his first name, as if that made it more serious
and know what he did?
he kept fucking it and fucking it hard
looking back wild-eyed, like a little animal
scared, wet lashes, thinking it will never end
as my ass is raped, throat grabbed, and he keeps on fucking it

yeah...

 

[katiebarthedoor]

It's like you're my long lost brother.

Hard-to-get is a game that gets boring real quick.

i have the other half of the medallion!
games period get boring quick. the social kind, not the Xbox kind.

still sick, but i have to try dammit.

..."Mommy why are you taking so long in the bathroom?"

embarrasing. frustrating. a little funny.
that might work nicely.

 

[luxey313]

But now I'm falling asleep at the keyboard so off I go to do my homework...or homewank as it were.

love it

 

[katiebarthedoor]

channeling Rosco.


thinking of him forcing himself in my ass
admittingly telling him that I do not have a lot of 'experience' with it
nervous, tense, can't relax
feeling the my skin tense with a sheen of sweat as it hurts so bad
screaming out as he fucks it immediately
tits against the bed, hand on my throat
begging him to stop
telling him I would do anything
using his first name, as if that made it more serious
and know what he did?
he kept fucking it and fucking it hard
looking back wild-eyed, like a little animal
scared, wet lashes, thinking it will never end
as my ass is raped, throat grabbed, and he keeps on fucking it

yeah...

or that, yeah.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

channeling Rosco.


thinking of him forcing himself in my ass
admittingly telling him that I do not have a lot of 'experience' with it
nervous, tense, can't relax
feeling the my skin tense with a sheen of sweat as it hurts so bad
screaming out as he fucks it immediately
tits against the bed, hand on my throat
begging him to stop
telling him I would do anything
using his first name, as if that made it more serious
and know what he did?
he kept fucking it and fucking it hard
looking back wild-eyed, like a little animal
scared, wet lashes, thinking it will never end
as my ass is raped, throat grabbed, and he keeps on fucking it

yeah...

That is seriously poetic and hot.

 

[luxey313]

or that, yeah.

works wonders for me

That is seriously poetic and hot.

thank you

 

[Batch]

some guys like a challenge.

not me.

there is a joke in there, but a cruel one, so I won't go there...because I would totally piss myself laughing
and why do that to the bed, eh?

 

[katiebarthedoor]

there is a joke in there, but a cruel one, so I won't go there...because I would totally piss myself laughing
and why do that to the bed, eh?

i'll bite.
lay it on me, batchy!

 

[MechaBlade]

I had to take a shower because I'm forced to go outside today. Of course, once I got in I was wet, naked and hard, so I had no choice but to jack. It didn't solely focus on what I imagine Hester and kbate look like... it ran the gamut from all sort of lesbian couples from Ellen and Sharon Stone to more bulldykey women and a uberfemme. But it went back and landed on A and kbate again, for some reason involving a hardcore scat scene (which doesn't usually turn me on).

Came like it was the first time.

i have the other half of the medallion!
games period get boring quick. the social kind, not the Xbox kind.

Do you also have a tattoo that says "Tenac" on your buttcheek?

 

[katiebarthedoor]

I had to take a shower because I'm forced to go outside today. Of course, once I got in I was wet, naked and hard, so I had no choice but to jack. It didn't solely focus on what I imagine Hester and kbate look like... it ran the gamut from all sort of lesbian couples from Ellen and Sharon Stone to more bulldykey women and a uberfemme. But it went back and landed on A and kbate again, for some reason involving a hardcore scat scene (which doesn't usually turn me on).

Came like it was the first time.

i stopped the first time. i remember i was 11. i had no idea what that feeling was and i got scared. finished immediately after, tho.

Do you also have a tattoo that says "Tenac" on your buttcheek?

i have "ity" on mine.
so if you stand to my left it will be cool!

 

[RawHumor]

Do you also have a tattoo that says "Tenac" on your buttcheek?

Good movie - disappointing ending.

 

[kinkikittyn]

Take long showers.

mmm, nice long showers...and I have one of those removable shower heads...on a handle with a long hose. now that could be a lot of fun!
Thanks for the suggestion!

 

[1HF]

mmm, nice long showers...and I have one of those removable shower heads...on a handle with a long hose. now that could be a lot of fun!
Thanks for the suggestion!

I waterproof vibrators. Long showers are the best..

 

[kidthor]

I waterproof vibrators. Long showers are the best..

I humbly request details.

 

[kinkikittyn]

I waterproof vibrators. Long showers are the best..

damn, smack me ...hard. I forgot I HAVE a waterproof vibrator!