Jacking-Off Log

[dg]

it is my nerdy Bad Brains term- positive mental attitude

jacks should not be deemed unfit- for they are lovely and all our own to share
I say "bah" to excitement
mundane and ritual can be so wonderful

Ohh ok. I was stuck on pre.. well you know.

My routine is every morning. I roll out of bed, brush my teeth and use mouthwash, and then get in the shower and abuse myself to whatever strange thing might have been floating through my head the night before.

 

[luxey313]

Ohh ok. I was stuck on pre.. well you know.

fucking ew.
no talking of those matters.

and certainly not in my favorite Rosco's glorious thread.

 

[dg]

fucking ew.
no talking of those matters.

and certainly not in my favorite Rosco's glorious thread.

No. I mean pre-masturbatory anxiety. You know that feeling you get where you wonder if you are going to be good enough for yourself or not? Maybe that's just me .

 

[Hamletmaschine]

jacks should not be deemed unfit- for they are lovely and all our own to share

Such a good girl you are.

 

[luxey313]

No. I mean pre-masturbatory anxiety. You know that feeling you get where you wonder if you are going to be good enough for yourself or not? Maybe that's just me .

ohhh...
sometimes I tell myself I have a headache and am not in the mood.
then I turn over all hard, steal the covers, sigh all loud, and pout.

Such a good girl you are.

thank you, Hammy.
I try.

 

[dg]

ohhh...
sometimes I tell myself I have a headache and am not in the mood.
then I turn over all hard, steal the covers, sigh all loud, and pout.

Immediately followed by self-rape right? I'd love to be able to do that to myself, but I find myself unable to say no.

 

[luxey313]

Immediately followed by self-rape right? I'd love to be able to do that to myself, but I find myself unable to say no.

I just... give in.

 

[bridgeburner]

No. I mean pre-masturbatory anxiety. You know that feeling you get where you wonder if you are going to be good enough for yourself or not? Maybe that's just me .

Yes. Yes I do know that feeling.

 

[bridgeburner]

ohhh...
sometimes I tell myself I have a headache and am not in the mood.
then I turn over all hard, steal the covers, sigh all loud, and pout.

Ha!


I was just going to give the good amusement outburst "Ha!" but I was informed that my post was too short, hence, this ridiculous addition.

 

[tortoise]

It has recently come to my attention that dgreen is a funny bloke

I approve, heartily.

Also, there will be no further derisive outbursts or passive aggressive backbiting tolerated in this thread. This is a safe haven, and it will remain so.

Jack on, boys and girls. Jack on.

 

[luxey313]

It has recently come to my attention that dgreen is a funny bloke

I approve, heartily.

Also, there will be no further derisive outbursts or passive aggressive backbiting tolerated in this thread. This is a safe haven, and it will remain so.

Jack on, boys and girls. Jack on.

he is funny

and who is ruining my one of my favorite threads on Lit?

 

[tortoise]

he is funny

and who is ruining my one of my favorite threads on Lit?

Oh no. No ruining, at all.

Just a quiet warning for a couple of first offenses. A slight furrowing of the brow. It will be enough.

Back to the pma!

 

[luxey313]

Back to the pma!

you rule

 

[katiebarthedoor]

this post needed a visual aid

the evidence:

the fucking balls on you, kiddo.

home from work. still in my work pants. real fast. all business. layed one out in under a minute. clean and mean. i'm not even going to clean up. just tuck myself back in and zip. still dribbling out. filthy.

 

[luxey313]

the fucking balls on you, kiddo.

home from work. still in my work pants. real fast. all business. layed one out in under a minute. clean and mean. i'm not even going to clean up. just tuck myself back in and zip. still dribbling out. filthy.

kiddo?
ugh.

very nice.
too bad no one is cleaning that up for you.
'tis a shame.
what did you think about?

 

[Amazing_Grace]

I'm considering sitting on the washing machine, it's vibrating like a bastard...

 

[katiebarthedoor]

kiddo?
ugh.

very nice.
too bad no one is cleaning that up for you.
'tis a shame.
what did you think about?

crazy, but absolutely nothing.
making my prostate fire like a howertzer.
thinking about it flexing and making goo shoot out. i'm weird.

 

[luxey313]

crazy, but absolutely nothing.
making my prostate fire like a howertzer.
thinking about it flexing and making goo shoot out. i'm weird.

but hot.

 

[Marquis]

Had a monster of a jack the other day after finding a porno starring a young lady looking suspiciously like a Hawaiian ex-girlfriend.

Full on, standing up, grunting and wheezing like a demented hog.

 

[Hester]

i am both fascinated and perplexed with the fact that i find it more and more difficult to O as i fall more in love. wtf?

 

[tortoise]

i am both fascinated and perplexed with the fact that i find it more and more difficult to O as i fall more in love. wtf?

That is fascinating, indeed. I assume you speak of jacking Os, yes?

With a partner, I completely enjoy the striving and straining. Part of the journey. Hot hot hot.

Solo striving, though... well, it depends. Sometimes it can be hot, sometimes just frustrating. If the intensity of the O is enhanced by the increased workload, I'm all for it, though.

 

[Hester]

That is fascinating, indeed. I assume you speak of jacking Os, yes?

With a partner, I completely enjoy the striving and straining. Part of the journey. Hot hot hot.

Solo striving, though... well, it depends. Sometimes it can be hot, sometimes just frustrating. If the intensity of the O is enhanced by the increased workload, I'm all for it, though.

jacking, yes.

no increase in intensity. drives me fucking nuts.

 

[tortoise]

jacking, yes.

no increase in intensity. drives me fucking nuts.

Hmm. And yet, I know the urge is there, in abundance, fed by memories of encounters with him.

That is indeed frustrating. I feel your pain, and wish I had a brainstorm for you. I'll ponder the dilemma.

(Pondering you jacking. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.)

 

[ma_guy]

i am both fascinated and perplexed with the fact that i find it more and more difficult to O as i fall more in love. wtf?

Oiy! That's fucked up. Soooo wrong.

(Pondering you jacking. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.)

You are just the man for the job Tort!

 

[Saint Peter]

i am both fascinated and perplexed with the fact that i find it more and more difficult to O as i fall more in love. wtf?

The one you love is competing with the one you love best.