Jacking-Off Log

[badmatt]

so after a wild night of guilty pleasures, this morning I woke to find a beautifully swollen bellied lady sleeping next to Me. Mind you she's wonderfully looking all over, but that belly, those swollen heavy breasts, I was hard in just a few seconds...so I indulged in one of My guiltiest jacking pleasures of all...jacking onto a pregnant woman's chest and belly...I rubbed My cock all over them, I stroked slowly, sometimes rubbing the precum over the head, sometimes into her skin...as I got hotter, I stroked faster and faster, rubbign against her more and more...I came so hard one shot splashed off a tit and hit her face, that finally woke her up....and I jacked all over again while I watched her lick those big tits clean

 

[rosco rathbone]

That's real pervy, matt, because of the veiled non-con implications.

 

[lightning1]

......

 

[badmatt]

That's real pervy, matt, because of the veiled non-con implications.

quite pervy I agree, but I LOVED IT!

 

[fartfetish]

last night had phone sex with my girl.... a lot of dirty talk, she was talking shit to me.... begging me to see her more this week so we can fuck before she goes on vacation..... she wants to do anal with me, but when i asked if we could do it dirty and not clean, she agreed... that made me cum..... lately she's been catching on to what i like and when she says it i cum so fast..... this morning i woke up thinking about everything we talked about on the phone, jerked off and shot a good load.... covered my stomach and chest....

 

[rosco rathbone]

this is not natural

I've been jacking like a mad monkey in a cage lately. It's getting ridiculous. Night before last, I oed every hour on the hour between 9PM and 4AM. After a while, I was doing it out of sheer wonderment more than anything. My cock would just not stop. I couldn't sleep....thrashing about....bad thoughts would start up again in my head. The Os were long and strong.

Last night wasn't as crazy, but I still got in 3 or 4. It's like a strange force has taken possession of my will and leaves me no rest, commanding me to o and o again. Some people would think "oh, that's great, sounds like fun", but it isn't. Not at all. I can't stand being constantly tortured by thoughts of sexual violence against women, rape, the humiliation of captives....human bondage....making a million in the sex industry....fuck's sake.

In the words of Copernicus, that great spoken-word and performance artist:

"...hounded....hounded from pillar to post....try to take refuge in the cool darkness of a bar/ And the bartender pokes you!....let me rest...LET ME REST!!!.."

 

[Faneros]

It's offically been a week, that's right folks, 7 whole days of not jacking off!!

I'm going for the record.....

 

[MechaBlade]

last night had phone sex with my girl.... a lot of dirty talk, she was talking shit to me.... begging me to see her more this week so we can fuck before she goes on vacation..... she wants to do anal with me, but when i asked if we could do it dirty and not clean, she agreed... that made me cum..... lately she's been catching on to what i like and when she says it i cum so fast..... this morning i woke up thinking about everything we talked about on the phone, jerked off and shot a good load.... covered my stomach and chest....

Dirty anal is strictly for connoisseurs. Good luck, cousin.

Some people would think "oh, that's great, sounds like fun", but it isn't. Not at all. I can't stand being constantly tortured by thoughts of sexual violence against women, rape, the humiliation of captives....human bondage....making a million in the sex industry....fuck's sake.

Sounds like fun to me. The only problem would be the physical pain of flogging the lizard that often.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Dirty anal is strictly for connoisseurs. Good luck, cousin.


Sounds like fun to me. The only problem would be the physical pain of flogging the lizard that often.

I can't get any sweet relief. I've got bad thoughts constantly, can't make them go away.

Sounds like you found a kindred spirit.

 

[bridgeburner]

I can't get any sweet relief. I've got bad thoughts constantly, can't make them go away.

Sounds like you found a kindred spirit.

Rosco,

The doll in your avatar looks a bit like Milla Jovovich.

I'm soooo looking forward to Resident Evil III. Not great films, but who could pass up Zombies AND Milla Jovovich kicking ass?

 

[rosco rathbone]

Rosco,

The doll in your avatar looks a bit like Milla Jovovich.

I'm soooo looking forward to Resident Evil III. Not great films, but who could pass up Zombies AND Milla Jovovich kicking ass?

Doll???? That's a Mark lX Pleasure Android with the optional Free Will upload and a verrrry submissive...and pleasing....personality software on her hard drive. Taking her home would cost you as much as a new car. But guess what? Here at Rosco's Off World Party Pit, you can be her friend for half an hour @ the low rate of just 2000 credits.

 

[MechaBlade]

Real Doll Brothel.

 

[Hester]

Doll???? That's a Mark lX Pleasure Android with the optional Free Will upload and a verrrry submissive...and pleasing....personality software on her hard drive. Taking her home would cost you as much as a new car. But guess what? Here at Rosco's Off World Party Pit, you can be her friend for half an hour @ the low rate of just 2000 credits.

and here i thought it was that eating scarlet chick.

 

[stirbird]

God! Lose the avatar, Hester, before my sight dies a painful death. :/ :/ :/

(Why must she torture us so?)

 

[Hester]

God! Lose the avatar, Hester, before my sight dies a painful death. :/ :/ :/

(Why must she torture us so?)

i thought you were of the maso bent.

i'll change for you. any requests?

 

[stirbird]

i thought you were of the maso bent.

i'll change for you. any requests?

That AV makes me wonder if I am any bent at all! :/

A request... hmmm... well how about doing a woman? As strange as a woman that you pick out might be, I strongly doubt if she'd be as bad as those... male creatures you are so expert at finding.

(Oh god, I hope the above aren't going to become "famous last words!")

 

[bridgeburner]

Oh! Oh! A Boy in a Dress with his Goat!! I like that one lotsandlots.

 

[Hester]

That AV makes me wonder if I am any bent at all! :/

A request... hmmm... well how about doing a woman? As strange as a woman that you pick out might be, I strongly doubt if she'd be as bad as those... male creatures you are so expert at finding.

(Oh god, I hope the above aren't going to become "famous last words!")

will this do?

 

[Hester]

Oh! Oh! A Boy in a Dress with his Goat!! I like that one lotsandlots.

ok, i'll wear that one next.

 

[Hester]

since the pervs are on, i'll make a horrible confession. i got thwaped upside the head tonight (hard!) in public and got a little more than excited. so fucked, that is.

 

[stirbird]

will this do?

Oh yes, that one, while rather perverted, is very easy on the eyes!

 

[rosco rathbone]

since the pervs are on, i'll make a horrible confession. i got thwaped upside the head tonight (hard!) in public and got a little more than excited. so fucked, that is.

Boxing clowns in Town Square again, eh?

 

[Saint Peter]

since the pervs are on, i'll make a horrible confession. i got thwaped upside the head tonight (hard!) in public and got a little more than excited. so fucked, that is.

I will not thwap you again until you change avs.

 

[Hester]

I will not thwap you again until you change avs.

changed.

now put out.

 

[Saint Peter]

changed.

now put out.

That was not how this was spose to work out. You were to leave the ultrasexy orange nightie av up. This is all jacked up.