Jacking-Off Log

[Andreina]

it's that kind of orgasm when you think you are spinning, when your limbs fall asleep, when you have the feeling of needles and pins everywhere and when you just want your lover to make you cum over and over again although your clit already hurts from being oversexed.

 

[mrguitarmn]

A couple nights ago ... couldn't sleep ... rubbed and played with my cock for about 45 minutes .... Postponed orgasm several times used semen and pre-cum as lube with some spit after about 50 minutes shoulder really started to complain ... started jack hammering it fast and hard with my hips bucking I moved to kitchen to grab a paper towel and came sooooooooooo hard into it after about an hour. Totally drenched the paper towel.

rated load at about a ten
intensity about a 8

 

[MWG]

Got through talking to a fellow Litster much earlier in the wee hours of this morning. Had a fantasy in my head about a circle of candles with us in the center, him sitting in a chair and me on his lap, facing him while riding him. After I went to bed, I reached down and felt that I was fucking SOAKED...

So I pulled out a toy, and alternated between fucking myself with my toy, and rubbing my clit with a hand... using my own natural lube.

Over a half hour, I came three times- the first one the most intense, the second one less, and the third one the least until I was finally satisfied and so tired I couldn't move.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Jesus, all of you are going to hell hunch backed, insane, and with hairy palms.


Back to ya'lls regularly scheduled gerkin jerkin....

 

[mrguitarmn]

Playing with myself inconspicuously now at the computer... thinking about going to bedroom later and locking the door ....
keep the kids away!!!! Anyone who wants to help let me know..

 

[cutewife]

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[PCF]

kneeling on my bed, skirt hitched up, thinking of someone miles away and how he would love the photos

 

[Vinny]

Every morning after work. But yesterday I masturbated thinking about a younger woman at work. She is 22. Lately we have been getting close and when work gets stressed we go off and share a passionate kiss. I stroked so hard thinking about her riding my face

 

[Andreina]

7.00pm.... once again i enjoyed a super orgasm with my new vibrator thinking about a scene at the swinger club.

rated: 7

 

[mrguitarmn]

Sitting round here fiddlin' around looking at Adreina's Av wishing i could spray all over her cleavage... oozing pre-cum every where listening to my hand slap against the head of my cock from all my natural lube feeling like i'm going to explode

 

[Andreina]

*tapping foot on floor* did you cum yet?

 

[Guest]

 

[mrguitarmn]

sprayed all over myself and I just kept on cummin and cummin one of the few times in my life i've led myself to multiple O's

 

[JInCT]

Jacking Off Log....?

Oh darn, I thought this referred to an old fallen hollow tree trunk to come sit and yank on.

My Bad

 

[willywanker]

Just minutes ago.

Was looking at some net pics on another site and became inspired. Dropped trou and sat at my computer, didn't hurry, got almost there a couple of times before blasting off. Had a paper towel handy.

I feel better now.

 

[Trotherlin]

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[k¡tty]

Aha!

So that's what he was looking for..

 

[rosco rathbone]

I got jacked off today in the shower she had sot hands and i cum all over her boobies.

You are hilarious, dood. First of all, the "sot hands", whatever the fuck that means, then the imbecilically juvenile "i cum all over her boobles" with, natch, the toungue-sticky-outy frog aka the Eedjit Signifier. These items wouldn't be funny in and of themselves, but when I read your "sig line"-"You will do as (lower-case) i say", I choked on my loadbuilder shake.

 

[SweetLuvin]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Jacking-Off Log

I guess its the noise factor, the position you'd need to be in...that kind of thing that is throwing me. I'm a vocal one, and theres just no hiding what I'm up to. Gotta tell ya though, it would be rather handy for all that squirting I do. No muss, no fuss.

You must be a quickie, too?

yup i am i cum very easily. i can be verrrry quiet when i need to be. makes it alot more fun. ive had an orgasm on the phone with a customer and theyve neeeeeeeeever known.

 

[MrBates]

Last night, lying on the couch with my head resting on the arm.

. . . . . .

Oh yeah, I'm gonna yard sale the couch Saturday

Why not put the couch on Ebay and take bids???
I bet there's some Litsters who'd pay real money for that!

 

[rosco rathbone]

I have a bizzarre prostate jack to relate but am too beat right now from jacking all night instead of sleeping.

 

[mrguitarmn]

Showered yesterday
But before that I had a handful of K-Y and just started jacking away (slapping noises with balls a bouncing) denied myself about 7 times and finally came all over in the tub.

 

[Andreina]

30min ago, in my bed, on all 4s watching a very rough porn flick.

rate: 6

 

[FastFastr]

Call me a stoic, it's been 36days for me.

But who's counting?

 

[God of Threads]

J-O Log

I'm going to need a tracking spreadsheet for this one.

And an assistant.