Jacking-Off Log

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Batchoohus said:
I masturbated while watching a chica get spanked...last night

there I have said it

and there will be more to come...
awesome!
 
Well....

I was listening to someone a little earlier, she was using her viberator but she cummed and hung up before I did :rolleyes: Well I did jack off this morning in the shower but dang, I sure do wish she wouldn't have hung up so quick, maybe someone else will come along and let me listen in. Bob
 
ma_guy said:
That is perhaps the saddest thing I've ever seen posted on Lit. :confused:
It's more common than one thinks. I feel her pain. It's one of the many reasons I'm not with my ex.
 
In the midst of a grappling lust fuck as we speak... :devil:

*hand clutched firmly around stiffness, thinking of clinched thighs*
 
BullDawg69 said:
In the midst of a grappling lust fuck as we speak... :devil:

*hand clutched firmly around stiffness, thinking of clinched thighs*
Mmmm a big juicy load!
 
Olivianna said:
question for the JOLers:

is there such things as a grudge jack? such as when your coital partner fails to satisfy orgasmically, so you are left with no other choice than to travel 'cross town at 3am in order to angrily crank one out in the privacy of your own abode?
I remember a "grudge jack" as i layed next to her in bed after being turned down. In a way it was exciting and quite satisfying....frustrating at the same time though i suppose. Still i'm a guy and i got off so life was good...okay well sorta...lol
 
bridgeburner said:
I am full of impotent rage. No jacking for me.

What's wrong, beebs?

My annoying, non-turnoffable, new firefox spellchecker doesn't like the word "beebs". It doesn't even like "firefox" which seems ironic.


Big jacks last night and this day. I find the grunt of relief when I shoot a load to be very amusing.
 
Batchoohus said:
he doesn't like pussy

I would probably just sit there and sit and sit...

oh dear, did I forget something?

WHAT?? A man who doesn't like pussy? You married an anomaly
 
Took the puppy on a little hike this morning early. Once we got up to the top of the large hill where there is a clearing I took her off the leash and let her run. While she was in the field chasing mourning doves I found a nice spot to sit on a stone wall under a canopy of pines at the edge of the field.

Just sitting with the smell of pine all around, I closed my eyes to take in the scent, unzipped and rubbed one out. Heh, pine gives me wood. :D
 
ma_guy said:
Took the puppy on a little hike this morning early. Once we got up to the top of the large hill where there is a clearing I took her off the leash and let her run. While she was in the field chasing mourning doves I found a nice spot to sit on a stone wall under a canopy of pines at the edge of the field.

Just sitting with the smell of pine all around, I closed my eyes to take in the scent, unzipped and rubbed one out. Heh, pine gives me wood. :D

Just like pagan times, "sewing seed upon the field/ to increase the yield" (Julian Cope)
 
I forced it last night after feeling the barest tingle of some sort of arousal that I could actually work with. Not that general all over I'm always fucking horny stuff, but the real deal...deep muscle quivers.

The act took too damn long...touches weren't working...toys weren't working. Getting me close but not over and just feeding my frustration to the point of practically competing with my pussy. "I will win this!" "You damn well will cum..." type thinking.

Finally ended up watching porn...a flight attendant in a rubber uniform getting off on the co-pilot's cock. Just enough of a slutty fuck to push me over the edge.

I win. My pussy never really stands a chance.
 
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