Jacking-Off Log

[SheRemembers]

Fucklustful, and loving it.

Mmmm... share the wealth!

 

[tortoise]

Absolutely. I definitely see an official JOL entry in my near future. It's been one of those days. The wind blows, I get hard. The wind stops blowing, I get hard. A pretty girl smiles, I get hard. A pretty girl frowns, I get hard.

Yeah. One of those days.

 

[Batch]

Absolutely. I definitely see an official JOL entry in my near future. It's been one of those days. The wind blows, I get hard. The wind stops blowing, I get hard. A pretty girl smiles, I get hard. A pretty girl frowns, I get hard.

Yeah. One of those days.

mine left

and it is gone

I had it a little while ago.

But it left.

I want it back.

 

[SheRemembers]

Absolutely. I definitely see an official JOL entry in my near future. It's been one of those days. The wind blows, I get hard. The wind stops blowing, I get hard. A pretty girl smiles, I get hard. A pretty girl frowns, I get hard.

Yeah. One of those days.

Ooooh...

Rub some of that fucklust off on me!

I mean, metaphorically.

I mean...

 

[tortoise]

mine left

and it is gone

I had it a little while ago.

But it left.

I want it back.

I've lost it before, too, my friend. It will come back.

 

[tortoise]

Ooooh...

Rub some of that fucklust off on me!

I mean, metaphorically.

I mean...

*grinning*

*rubbing*

 

[SheRemembers]

*grinning*

*rubbing*

More! More!

Let me know how unleashing that fl goes for ya...

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Last night, I lay in bed, and did the oddest thing ever.

Normally, when I play, I think of someone, some scene, some fantasy.. my brain wanders into the realm of the deliciously nasty, the dirty and whorish.. the innocently fuckable. It wanders into images of whips, of hands and red bottoms, into the world of moans intermixed with gasps of exhilirating pain.

Last night, I was simply happy... so happy, I didn't fantasize... I just thought about how happy I was... and I orgasmed... twice... yes, I was twirling my middle finger around my clit... but there was no fantasy.. just the reality... and not even sexual reality.

Quite something.

 

[tortoise]

More! More!

Let me know how unleashing that fl goes for ya...

Absolutely! Stay tuned to this thread for all the details.

Oh, and go give fucklust a thumbs up, if you get a chance.

 

[tortoise]

Last night, I lay in bed, and did the oddest thing ever.

Normally, when I play, I think of someone, some scene, some fantasy.. my brain wanders into the realm of the deliciously nasty, the dirty and whorish.. the innocently fuckable. It wanders into images of whips, of hands and red bottoms, into the world of moans intermixed with gasps of exhilirating pain.

Last night, I was simply happy... so happy, I didn't fantasize... I just thought about how happy I was... and I orgasmed... twice... yes, I was twirling my middle finger around my clit... but there was no fantasy.. just the reality... and not even sexual reality.

Quite something.

That is seriously cool. I don't know if I've ever done that, got off solely on happiness.

 

[SheRemembers]

Absolutely! Stay tuned to this thread for all the details.

Oh, and go give fucklust a thumbs up, if you get a chance.

Gave you a thumb up!

I think you should do a news broadcast...

FucklustWatch 2006!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

That is seriously cool. I don't know if I've ever done that, got off solely on happiness.

For the last little while, I've had the most ... honest... smile on my face... that I've had in months... it's wonderful.

 

[Guest]

 

[Batch]

I have been feeling a YaYa moment rising to the surface soon...I know soon I will let

it come.

 

[Guest]

 

[Ms_Lilith]

By your description ~ I would say that is a true experience of simply "loving oneself".

*grin* I suppose.

Today I bought new shoes.

There may be more "loving of myself" to come.

 

[tortoise]

Gave you a thumb up!

I think you should do a news broadcast...

FucklustWatch 2006!

Hah! Now I'm picturing Michelle Tuzee in a raincoat and umbrella.

 

[tortoise]

I have been feeling a YaYa moment rising to the surface soon...I know soon I will let

it come.

Excellent! I look forward to it, as does my cock.

 

[tortoise]

Kerfunkled! < I love that word, Tort.

Twice over.


I LOVE the shower. Just saying. I'll elaborate later, when I can think a bit better.

*growling*

Fucking yum. I love your love for the shower.

This thread drives me wild.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Ben Wa balls.

I was used to the ones that measure about an inch in diameter. Larger, easier. Not quite as heavy.

The new ones are about half an inch in diameter. And heavier than the old ones.

They're a challenge. Wearing them at work is... interesting. Some days, I can hold them like they're feather-light inside of me.. other days, I have to slide my fingers down my pants, and push them back in.

Today was one of those days... I must have been distracted.. or something... the training took a step backwards today, as I just could not hold them... my fingers, four, five times an hour, sliding down my panties, along my wet slit, to push them back in... running to the washroom, to play for just a moment... that much-needed release, or I'd get nothing else done...

I got nothing done today. Not a thing... and I smell like sex. My whole office smelled like sex.

 

[Hester]

I'm interested in the notion of taking the private slangs worldwide via the internet.

fucklust is awesome, but this is the best.

 

[Batch]

fucklust is awesome, but this is the best.

Oh that totally ROCKS!

 

[SheRemembers]

Hah! Now I'm picturing Michelle Tuzee in a raincoat and umbrella.

Oh god... I soooo remember her from ABC7 Eyewitness News!

*wistful California-missing sigh*

 

[tortoise]

fucklust is awesome, but this is the best.

No question. I hesturbating. I plan on hesturbating like a fiend shortly.

Oh god... I soooo remember her from ABC7 Eyewitness News!

*wistful California-missing sigh*

Yeah, I don't think she ever does the "STORMWATCH 2006!!!!1" reports that are the norm every time there's half a drizzle, but... she was the first local newscaster that came to mind.

 

[Hester]

Oh that totally ROCKS!

oly did that. totally rocks.