Jacking-Off Log

[StuffItIn]

Just finished once for today. More stories here at lit and some vids from ideepthroat did it for me.

That vid above is hilarious. Although, by the looks of it, the rest of that would seriously turn me on.

 

[bridgeburner]

i'm on a roll. happy to take on the burden for a while. been doing some freaky shit this week.

Do tell!

 

[human_male]

Yesterday I set a new record... less than two minutes from porn initialisation. It was one of those that you're perfectly calm and collected then instantly humping the air wildly and talking dirty to yourself. Not much of an orgasm but quite a relief.

 

[Hester]

Do tell!

i'm afraid of the crap i'd get if i posted most of it. let's just file them under "interesting experiences with inanimate objects."

 

[MechaBlade]

I've been watching a lot of colorful porn recently, and I came upon a video with a scene that cracked me up every time I watched it. I must've watched this scene 20 times, and died with laughter each time. It's not a gross-out thing, or anything that out of the ordinary really.

I seperated this scene into a tiny clip and uploaded it for all of you here

It's only 1.33 MB and 8 seconds long.

Something about the authoratative, anxious and somewhat whimsical nature of these actions just seemed to scream ROSCO at me.

That's ten kinds of wonderful.

[...] some vids from ideepthroat [...]

Heather Brooke deserves a Nobel prize.

 

[Marquis]

Heather Brooke deserves a Nobel prize.

Word on the street is that she's been offered $50K for a deepthroat blowjob, but refuses to do anything sexual with anyone but her husband. It's just such a mixture of sluttiness and exclusivity that melts the cold Marquis heart.

I haven't seen anything from her in a while, but I have to say my one complaint would have to be the camera cuts between the anal and the oral. Come on Heather, give us a little ATM action babe.

 

[jimmy696970]

Last night, in the dark lying naked on top of the bed with one leg hanging off the edge, fantasising about fucking my ex in the arse whilst screwing her with her dildo at the same time, found it so difficult to come I ended up tickling my balls, I don't know how much come there was but my belly was covered in spunk, some of it landed on my chin as well. Felt very dirty

Orgasm Rating 8/9

 

[Earl]

Just finished

about 30 min. ago. I was reading some stories here on lit and got the urge.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Word on the street is that she's been offered $50K for a deepthroat blowjob,

A weird feeling, no doubt: "men are willing to offer my wife 50K for oral". I think I'd kind of like it, but at the same time I'd want to take the lickin' stick to her until her ass swole up and fell off.

 

[Hester]

libido is raging today and so am i. woke up angry for no apparent reason and can't shake it. a few hours of vicious angry fucking would do me a world of good.

 

[Marquis]

A weird feeling, no doubt: "men are willing to offer my wife 50K for oral". I think I'd kind of like it, but at the same time I'd want to take the lickin' stick to her until her ass swole up and fell off.

If men were willing to pay $50K for oral from my wife, I'd collect on that as often as the market would bear.

 

[MechaBlade]

Make sure to record it in the jack off log. Tell us how it goes.

You can blame Shaq for this one, as I usually don't like to give details about these types.

But last night, -geisha- and the others were have a laugh, talking about how good it feels to shit, especially for girls that like a little tailpipe action. So I proceeded to jack one out in the Roman Jackulatory (standing in front of the commode), picturing a hot young woman slobbering my fuckstick mid-dump, legs wide open for my viewing pleasure, a fifth appendage hanging while she focused on her oral work. After popping off, she would bear down and finish her grunt with a euphonic and resonant splash. Can't remember what she looked like.

It was a good O, long with what felt like lots of fluid, but appeared average upon looking down.

 

[MechaBlade]

I haven't seen anything from her in a while, but I have to say my one complaint would have to be the camera cuts between the anal and the oral. Come on Heather, give us a little ATM action babe.

Thought I saw some in this one vid, but I'll have to look again.

Gotta give her credit for the anal. Her first anal vids sure seemed like she didn't enjoy it at all.

 

[spacekowboy]

If men were willing to pay $50K for oral from my wife, I'd collect on that as often as the market would bear.

Amen to that. She could blow us into a mansion and matching mercedes and I'd be totally okay with it.

On a side note , I'm going to think about agrily fucking hester. Be back later.

 

[StuffItIn]

Thought I saw some in this one vid, but I'll have to look again.

Gotta give her credit for the anal. Her first anal vids sure seemed like she didn't enjoy it at all.

I thought the same. I've got so many vids that I downloaded it'll take a while to search through. If I find it, I'll let you know

 

[Marquis]

Her first anal vids sure seemed like she didn't enjoy it at all.

Ahhhhh yes, my favorite kind.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

You can blame Shaq for this one, as I usually don't like to give details about these types.

But last night, -geisha- and the others were have a laugh, talking about how good it feels to shit, especially for girls that like a little tailpipe action. So I proceeded to jack one out in the Roman Jackulatory (standing in front of the commode), picturing a hot young woman slobbering my fuckstick mid-dump, legs wide open for my viewing pleasure, a fifth appendage hanging while she focused on her oral work. After popping off, she would bear down and finish her grunt with a euphonic and resonant splash. Can't remember what she looked like.

It was a good O, long with what felt like lots of fluid, but appeared average upon looking down.

*stalk*

 

[MechaBlade]

About ten minutes after I typed that post, I relived it again, this time thinking about Mya, since Leverage pointed out how she was and how thick her thighs are in another thread. Then, I ended up switching to Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) from "Sex in the City" because I thought it'd be hotter to imagine someone who would be ashamed to be seen on the toilet (which was established in one episode). The fact that she was a pale redhead didn't hurt.

Thought I saw some in this one vid, but I'll have to look again.

Gotta give her credit for the anal. Her first anal vids sure seemed like she didn't enjoy it at all.

Oh, nope, there was no oral in that vid.

Ahhhhh yes, my favorite kind.

 

[-geisha.grrrl-]

blame shaq, mecha and austess, along with walt's frozen head for this one as well:

Stayed up way too long posting about poop in another thread, and got to thinking about masturbating while taking a dumpa, but I couldn't really do it. Read some fetish stories about dirty rimjobs and such. I rubbed my pussy slow and thought about someone with a huge cock fucking me in the ass while I felt the need to shit. Thought quite a bit about what it would be like if I actually pooped on his cock while he was fucking me and it squished out a bit.

Oddly enough, it got me even wetter.

Ended up rubbing furiously and screaming when I came.

 

[rosco rathbone]

^^^Dat's poivoise!


I jayed in the morning yesterday and today with a deeply alarming sense of low pressure in the pipes. Very weak os. The idea of losing vitality makes me want to see a priest, or a medicine man.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I humped myself silly for about 15 minutes before I went to sleep this morning,it just wasn't working, my mind kept getting distracted and thinking of other things...I was NOT going to abandon this jack, so I persisted, trying to seduce myself and talk dirty to myself...

i finally got out my hitachi magic wand and humped it madly, that brought about a nice deep O, and my dirty mind was thinking of having my bottom spanked for being naughty, only I was humping my clit on daddy's leg instead...

 

[CentralWaCouple]

So what's your plan of action for tonight? I'm still trying to figure out if I should find something online or give in to the sleeve under the bed and a good movie.

 

[Hester]

completely turned off lately by the thought of a sexual partner even though the ol' libido is as raging as usual. right now it goes so far as me wishing i could jack without even thinking of another person. a bit odd, even by my standards.

 

[spacekowboy]

Blah motherfucking blah

 

[Xina]

Just now, 3 1/2 hours of reading a few stories here and playing with my new toy. About 7 orgasms, four of which were great. I'm tempted to keep reading but I do have to work in the morning.