Jacking-Off Log

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spacekowboy420 said:
It's fantastic when you're running fever.

I don't know if I was running a fever or not, but I do know that I stayed in bed one single day, jacked nearly constantly and felt perfectly well the next day with just some slight lingering congestion.
 
bridgeburner said:
I don't know if I was running a fever or not, but I do know that I stayed in bed one single day, jacked nearly constantly and felt perfectly well the next day with just some slight lingering congestion.

The relase of toxins . Better than a sauna.
 
I don't use lube when I play alone --- if things are too slippery then I can't feel anything. I did consider it yesterday since I had the fan going full blast and that made things just a leeeeetle bit drier than was comfortable, but I'd rather suffer the discomfort than ruin all sensation.

huh, how's that for perverse: I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all.


Okay, now I've gone and put myself in a philosophical funk. I may need to go read some porn to snap out of it.
 
Ah, now I'm feeling validated all to hell, I've done my bit to restore Rosco's faith in the Jack and given the Cowboy something to occupy his thoughts.

A good day's work indeed!
 
spacekowboy420 said:
It's fantastic when you're running fever.

I have to dis-agree with this. I've been feverish all week with some summer illness and I've also been jacking enough for three men--and the jacking always causes a sharp and unpleasant body temperature increase. I've never noticed this until now, but it's enough to overcome my AC which is set @ 72.

I've been feeling so physically low and also having weird claustrophobia and suffocation and insomnia, that I have been jacking to try and increase the pleasure chemicals in my brain.

This morning thinking about a girl who is resistant to anal entry, lashing her down 4-points style, splayed out, face down, bubble bottom up. So tight that she can hardly wriggle, then effecting rear entry.
 
bridgeburner said:
I don't know if I was running a fever or not, but I do know that I stayed in bed one single day, jacked nearly constantly and felt perfectly well the next day with just some slight lingering congestion.
i've jacked to clear nasal congestion.

snake oil! it's nature's very ow snake oil! look, wrathbone even did an ad for it once:

http://www.chetart.com/stockimages/snakeoil.jpg
 
Never trust a man in a hat.

I'd like to sample your snake oil, young lady.

:wagglybrows:
 
manseed said:
Never trust a man in a hat.

I'd like to sample your snake oil, young lady.

:wagglybrows:

teehee

I had an abort on the launch pad this morning. Engineers scratched the mission after critical gauges showed that with tee minus several minutes to go,there simply wasn't enough "sexual pressure" in the pipes to achieve liftoff. I was left both frustrated and stymied, with no way to bleed off liquid compulsigen from the main orgone tanks.
 
Did it last night at the office when everyone was gone but the cleaning ladies... planning on doing it again in a few hours!!! Good thing is, on fridays, everyone leaves early, and no cleaning crew!!!!!! :)
 
rosco rathbone said:
teehee

I had an abort on the launch pad this morning. Engineers scratched the mission after critical gauges showed that with tee minus several minutes to go,there simply wasn't enough "sexual pressure" in the pipes to achieve liftoff. I was left both frustrated and stymied, with no way to bleed off liquid compulsigen from the main orgone tanks.

Hah! "Rathbon-i-Os." You are a funny motherfucker, rapscallion.
 
tortoise said:
Never trust a man in a hat.

I'd like to sample your snake oil, young lady.

:wagglybrows:
sorry. no sample sizes. it's sam's club bulk or nothing
 
I got off while driving home from work today. Saliva is all I ever use for lube. Cumming was fun.
 
I got my groove back, baby.

I jilled on cam for my bf, really made my pussy a sloppy mess, he got off on watching me when I spread it open and he could see my girly cum dripping out

I couldn't cum while in the upright position, tho, so after he came twice, I turned over and humped and my vibe into my pussy and used my bullet on my clit....mmmm

and I'm about to do it again, my pussy is hot
 
I woke up with that telltale tingling between my legs and knew that I needed to give my pussy some serious attention. This morning has been fully devoted to checking out some videos online and rubbing away. I haven't cum yet... just prolonging the pleasure....
 
I got up this morning with raging morning wood, so I took care of that while looking at some vids
 
Moxon4 said:
I got up this morning with raging morning wood, so I took care of that while looking at some vids

Sounds just like what I'm doing. I guess we could have teamed up...
 
piano_girl said:
Sounds just like what I'm doing. I guess we could have teamed up...

Yep, would have enjoyed some help :D

How about another time?
 
piano_girl said:
I woke up with that telltale tingling between my legs and knew that I needed to give my pussy some serious attention. This morning has been fully devoted to checking out some videos online and rubbing away. I haven't cum yet... just prolonging the pleasure....

I know exactly what you mean about "prolonging the pleasure"! I could keep stroking for hours without cumming just to stay in that blissful bubble as long as possible... Usually, the longer I take to cum, the better are my orgasms! :)
 
mission accomplished, we have lift off

I've been jilling away and now I am officially spent....(for now)

(I still need to work on, learning to cum on my back)
 
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