Iz Weirdness Spelt the Right Way?

[Demian]

Where did I put that Coaster?

 

[Guest]

Where did I put that Coaster?

Testors Glue Sniffingless Translation:

I think my ass is made of Cookie Dough. Care to take a bite?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Jan Murray's Comedy Cavalcade Translation:

Not funny. Center square gets the "X".

 

[Demian]

Oh, here it iz

Thought I wuz losing my there for a second

 

[Guest]

Jan Murray's Comedy Cavalcade Translation:

Not funny. Center square gets the "X".

This is what is called jealousy. Dixon Carter Lee, butting his chubby head into a matter he knows nothing about, attempts to quantify the "troll". So much of this has to do with Dixon's self-worth and self-esteem issues. In his Showbiz World, he hates to be TOPPED. One must always TOP the topper and always get the last word in. How much fun. So when he responds, short and pithy, one must ask oneself why did his mother dress him like that and why is he taking it out on us, the trolls of the world.


p.s.---am i the only one who doesn't know who jan murray is? is this another one of dixon carter lee's show biz b-list name drops that i'm not hip to?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

You flinched. You lose.

 

[Guest]

LOL

You flinched. You lose.

Note the TOPPING above.

Short and pithy? Yes.

Directed away from oneself onto a target (you, you, you)? Yes.

Full of pretended giggles? Yes...LOL

Not willing to let a thread fade away after being TOPPED? Yes

Dixon, don't try to quantify the unquantifiable. You're much better at the dinner theatre. Man of La Mancha anyone? LOL

 

[Cheyenne]

Who let the dogs out tonight?

Jan Murray was a participant in the original old-time Hollywood Squares back when I was a kid. I think. The troll must be a youngster.

And Demian, your coaster is over on the table. Right where you left it.

 

[Guest]

Who let the dogs out tonight?

Jan Murray was a participant in the original old-time Hollywood Squares back when I was a kid. I think. The troll must be a youngster.

And Demian, your coaster is over on the table. Right where you left it.

Cheyenne, were you sad when the dinosaurs died?

 

[Guest]

Cheyenne, were you sad when the dinosaurs died?

I bow at your feet. exceelent trollige.

 

[Demian]

Mmmmm...another Half Rack

It's the Same ol' Story,
Same Ol' Song and Dance

Hey!
Who clicked that Beer?

 

[Guest]

Re: Mmmmm...another Half Rack

It's the Same ol' Story,
Same Ol' Song and Dance

Hey!
Who clicked that Beer?

There are so many ways to say loser, but Demian pretty much sums it up nicely.

 

[Demian]

All Night Loser'z Club

Here looking for Chicks

 

[Guest]

Re: All Night Loser'z Club

Here looking for Chicks

One can't actually fuck a computer Demian, that slot is a Serial port. Your dick won't fit......fuck it let his drunken ass find out on his own. All I know is that when the paramedics cum and find a druggie musician with a split penis they'll be amused.

 

[Demian]

La De Da

I have a beer to put on the Coaster

 

[scylis]

scylis' translation:
this thread is borring. i'm going to start firing in random directions. that aughta liven the fucker up.

 

[Guest]

scylis' translation:
this thread is borring. i'm going to start firing in random directions. that aughta liven the fucker up.

troll translation of scylis translation:
i'm just as bored yet i'm trying to troll the troll. excitement at last.

 

[Cheyenne]

Cheyenne, were you sad when the dinosaurs died?

LOL That's the best you can do? And another troll compliments you on it? Sad. You have me mixed up with Shadow. His age bothers him, I'm fine with mine.

By the way, my grade school age nieces can come up with better comebacks than you. At least be original. The dinosaur crack has been around since I was a kid.