I've seen some pretty crazy biz plans before, but

[Ishmael]

this one takes the cake.

18% surcharge for a dick

Ishmael

 

[neci]

The surcharge goes to women's services. I hope women have the option of giving as well.

 

[Disgustipated]

this one takes the cake.

18% surcharge for a dick

Ishmael

Are you bummed that you can't afford the 18% surcharge for a working dick?

 

[Saint Peter]

don't spread on me

 

[EternalFantasies]

The surcharge goes to women's services. I hope women have the option of giving as well.

https://media.tenor.com/images/224909d87c633ed533f516fb644a8033/tenor.gif

this one takes the cake.

18% surcharge for a dick

Ishmael

For real?

Melbourne.. that's Commonwealth. Isn't Ms frustration there risking a gender discrimination lawsuit there?

Colonel? Help!

 

[Boxlicker101]

this one takes the cake.

18% surcharge for a dick

Ishmael

That's a fairly common practice - charging men more than women for the same service,

 

[Fala]

this one takes the cake.

18% surcharge for a dick

Ishmael

Well, put on a wig and a pair of heels. Nobody's asking you to cut your dick off.

 

[EternalFantasies]

We could also call that a pimpin' fee.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Here is an idea....if you don't like it, don't go.

But maybe if someone had bothered to do more reading before throwing a mantrum, here is a link and a quote with MORE information:

"Whether men pay the 18 per cent premium is up to them, but so far none have failed to cough up, Seven News reported.

'If men don't want to pay it, we're not going to kick them out the door. It's just an opportunity to do some good,' says Ms O'Brien."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4762848/Cafe-charges-men-women-address-gender-pay-gap.html

I noticed the OP's article left this "inconvenient" information out.

 

[Disgustipated]

Here is an idea....if you don't like it, don't go.

But maybe if someone had bothered to do more reading before throwing a mantrum, here is a link and a quote with MORE information:

"Whether men pay the 18 per cent premium is up to them, but so far none have failed to cough up, Seven News reported.

'If men don't want to pay it, we're not going to kick them out the door. It's just an opportunity to do some good,' says Ms O'Brien."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4762848/Cafe-charges-men-women-address-gender-pay-gap.html

I noticed the OP's article left this "inconvenient" information out.

You know better than to upset the bitches when they're manstrating.

 

[Fala]

Here is an idea....if you don't like it, don't go.

But maybe if someone had bothered to do more reading before throwing a mantrum, here is a link and a quote with MORE information:

"Whether men pay the 18 per cent premium is up to them, but so far none have failed to cough up, Seven News reported.

'If men don't want to pay it, we're not going to kick them out the door. It's just an opportunity to do some good,' says Ms O'Brien."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4762848/Cafe-charges-men-women-address-gender-pay-gap.html

I noticed the OP's article left this "inconvenient" information out.

This is what the OP does...
I learned a new word..."Mantrum" Fermina...funny stuff.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Here is an idea....if you don't like it, don't go.

But maybe if someone had bothered to do more reading before throwing a mantrum, here is a link and a quote with MORE information:

"Whether men pay the 18 per cent premium is up to them, but so far none have failed to cough up, Seven News reported.

'If men don't want to pay it, we're not going to kick them out the door. It's just an opportunity to do some good,' says Ms O'Brien."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4762848/Cafe-charges-men-women-address-gender-pay-gap.html

I noticed the OP's article left this "inconvenient" information out.

Well, that "will be charged"

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/nintchdbpict000343704443.jpg?strip=all&w=860&quality=100

leaves little to suspect that.

 

[Bookishleigh]

You know better than to upset the bitches when they're manstrating.

Yes, I will pay dearly with all types of commentary for my act of defiance. I'll be called a bitch, a cunt, a whore (again), oh, maybe even the derogatory "sweet cheeks.". Someone will call it "fake news" and attempt to debunk the source (as if the Sun is somehow more reverent than The Daily Mail). And in the end none of it will matter because this will turn into an alt-hunting festival and the original topic will be forgotten.

This is what the OP does...
I learned a new word..."Mantrum" Fermina...funny stuff.

Thank you. Again, it won't go over well with at least two posters here but I'm not here to make friends with them anyway.

 

[adrina]

Free market. Apparently their customers seem happy and they haven't lost business over it.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Well, that "will be charged"

leaves little to suspect that.

Oh yes, Sherlock Holmes, you have solved the mystery! Words on a chalkboard from the article I posted. What great conundrum will you work on next?

I'm going with what the owner says (in that very same article), not words on a chalkboard. Because there is a seafood restaurant here that says "Free Crab Tomorrow" on their door and guess what.......

OH! You should get on that mystery. I'll call and let them know you're coming as soon as you're off your period.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Thank you. Again, it won't go over well with at least two posters here but I'm not here to make friends with them anyway.

I don't make friends with others by agreeing with them darlina.

I'm an honest friend.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Oh yes, Sherlock Holmes, you have solved the mystery! Words on a chalkboard from the article I posted. What great conundrum will you work on next?

I'm going with what the owner says (in that very same article), not words on a chalkboard. Because there is a seafood restaurant here that says "Free Crab Tomorrow" on their door and guess what.......

OH! You should get on that mystery. I'll call and let them know you're coming as soon as you're off your period.

Blah. Purposely twistinterpreted (copyrighted), and

https://zippy.gfycat.com/AcclaimedIdioticFanworms.gif


And i'm the lame one

 

[Boxlicker101]

Here is an idea....if you don't like it, don't go.

But maybe if someone had bothered to do more reading before throwing a mantrum, here is a link and a quote with MORE information:

"Whether men pay the 18 per cent premium is up to them, but so far none have failed to cough up, Seven News reported.

'If men don't want to pay it, we're not going to kick them out the door. It's just an opportunity to do some good,' says Ms O'Brien."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4762848/Cafe-charges-men-women-address-gender-pay-gap.html

I noticed the OP's article left this "inconvenient" information out.

The house rules are apparently posted and omit anything abut excess payment being voluntary. Perhaps that's why men have always paid it.

 

[Bookishleigh]

This is just fun watching all you whiny men bitch. But the sign....but the sign.....

If I knew all it took was a sign to tell you to take a flying leap off a bridge, I'd have written on a chalkboard for you a long time ago.

Oh, and let me know how that "discrimination" lawsuit works out.

 

[Disgustipated]

The house rules are apparently posted and omit anything abut excess payment being voluntary. Perhaps that's why men have always paid it.

You realize that the money stays in the men's possession until they hand it to the cashier, right? That the men give up voluntarily, right?

 

[Fala]

Lettuce carrot morel of peas instead of....kelp.

I couldn't think of any more. I'm outta here.

 

[EternalFantasies]

This is just fun watching all you whiny men bitch. But the sign....but the sign.....

If I knew all it took was a sign to tell you to take a flying leap off a bridge, I'd have written on a chalkboard for you a long time ago.

And who would give you all the opportunities to glow oh ever so bright, shiny and fun-entertaining?


(and she calls me lame https://media.tenor.com/images/a4000b68563e762d44c565dc82be1eaf/tenor.gif )

 

[Libsam]

The man tax goes to an Aboriginal woman's shelter.

I remember hearing, like a decade ago, about Australia changing the gasoline formula so people couldn't sniff it, it was a big problem in the Aboriginal population.
They ended up drinking it though... and sniffing glue.

 

[EternalFantasies]

You realize that the money stays in the men's possession until they hand it to the cashier, right? That the men give up voluntarily, right?

https://media.giphy.com/media/WBfGdKryVgODS/giphy.gif

 

[OldJourno]

I'll get around the surcharge by identifying as a woman ... perhaps a strong, proud Aborigine woman.
I'm sure if the bimbos in charge of this restaurant buy into this 18 percent wage gap bullshit, they'll be more than eager to embrace my politically favored, if ephemeral, gender identity.