i've recently noticed that i kinda have a thing for chicks with monkey ears

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i have no idea what that says about me, but it's true. also, if you don't know what i mean i officially hate you.
 
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I'm still trying to decide what my reaction would be if some random guy walked up to me and said,"wow, you have the sexiest monkey ears ever."
 
you could safely punch him because that's not something you willing admit to until after you've been boning and/or cohabitating for a few solid months. ladies is sensitive, yo.
 
This thread is dangerous. One wrong word, and Irezumi will be in here calling us all racist.
 
My SO has a thing for women with toothy smiles (like cheryl hines). He'll sometimes look at a woman and not know why he finds her so attractive. I remind him of the tooth thing and he realizes immediately. It's irritating because I don't have a big toothy smile like that. On the up-side, I don't look like I might gnaw the bones of small children.
 
My SO has a thing for women with toothy smiles (like cheryl hines). He'll sometimes look at a woman and not know why he finds her so attractive. I remind him of the tooth thing and he realizes immediately. It's irritating because I don't have a big toothy smile like that. On the up-side, I don't look like I might gnaw the bones of small children.

you just can't control those kind of things. imprinting is a major pain in the ass.
 
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