I've only got...

[carsonshepherd]

5 more posts to make it to 1000.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hmmm.... what am I?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Everyone is dying to know....

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hey! 1000 posts.

 

[carsonshepherd]

No naky pictures. Sorry.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I like having this whole thread to myself.

 

[Guest]

Congratulations!!!

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[BlackShanglan]

Yeee ha, Carson! And I love the title - although I still vote for "Virtuoso."

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yeee ha, Carson! And I love the title - although I still vote for "Virtuoso."

An extra 10 points to anyone who can name the reference.

 

[Kassiana]

Ha ha, you don't have this thread to yourself any more! Congratulations. (Loved the 4-F story.)

 

[BlackShanglan]

An extra 10 points to anyone who can name the reference.

Nearly every episode of "South Park"?

Shanglan

 

[TheEarl]

An extra 10 points to anyone who can name the reference.

It's so familiar! Put me out of my misery and tell us.

The Earl

 

[cantdog]

Always liberating to be able at last to dump the "guru."

Now all the artificial barriers are gone.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You're probably too young.

But it's the Violent Femmes, the song being "Kiss Off."

You lose 10 points and I gain 1000.

 

[Guest]

Always liberating to be able at last to dump the "guru."

Now all the artificial barriers are gone.

Losing the condom, cant?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Losing the condom, cant?

Barriers are all in the mind, darling.

 

[Guest]

Barriers are all in the mind, darling.

 

[cantdog]

He meant me, darling. A kiss to both of you just the same!

 

[Guest]

He meant me, darling. A kiss to both of you just the same!

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[BlackShanglan]

Barriers are all in the mind, darling.

"We think of the key, each in his prison
Thinking of the key, each confirms a prison"

Sorry, Carson. Eliot's got you beat by at least 80 years

 

[cantdog]

Eliot's got all of us, man.

Maybe before i die I will be able to write like that.

 

[carsonshepherd]

"We think of the key, each in his prison
Thinking of the key, each confirms a prison"

Sorry, Carson. Eliot's got you beat by at least 80 years

Don't taunt me.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

You're probably too young.

But it's the Violent Femmes, the song being "Kiss Off."

You lose 10 points and I gain 1000.

Too young my ass. I'm twenty-one and the proud owner of seven different Violent Femmes albums.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Too young my ass. I'm twenty-one and the proud owner of seven different Violent Femmes albums.

Then I love you. If you were a man and it was legal, I'd marry you.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

You should be thrilled that I had to go get the discs and listen to all of them in continuous play.

Currently in Track 5 (Confessions) of the Violent Femmes album and noticing it's from the same year I was born.