I've learned...

[Bizkit_Writer]

I've learned that working in a nursing home is to depressing

I've learned that some guys get hotter as they get older and some just get uglier

<---hotter one over there

I've learned that 2+2=4

 

[Guest]

I've learned that working in a nursing home is to depressing

I've learned that some guys get hotter as they get older and some just get uglier

<---hotter one over there

I've learned that 2+2=4

the only aspect of working in a nursing home that i couldnt tolerate was working with stage 3 alzheimer's patients.. just too sad....

most men age gracefully.. DAMNIT! where is your other av? bring it back please..

2+2=4.. in only the most rudimentary way.. believe me.. it can change..

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Hey Meaniehead,

Take solace in that its the wheelchair and not the chainsaw.

always a silver lining!
sadly the deck is complete and ive no more 'manly' chores to do for a space of time... but, like any true diy'er.. ill make up stuff to do.

miss ya, Lime.. no one else will wear funky hats for me.*sigh*

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I'll put on my painter's hat and we could stain it.

Lime

and never get the brushes wet.

care to latex me?
oh wait.. we were talking about the deck.. silly me

who ever said a thing about using brushes... when there are far more fun tools to use

 

[oggbashan]

I have learned:

To hit the 'save' button every minute and save to floppy every five minutes because the inspiration goes with the missing paragraph when Windows has a fatal error.

Og

 

[cantdog]

I have learned:

To hit the 'save' button every minute and save to floppy every five minutes because the inspiration goes with the missing paragraph when Windows has a fatal error.

Og

..which it sure does, quite a bit.

I dug "Muslim Roles," actually. Call me strange. I felt a real sense of suspense. Much of the "danger" element in forced sex/humiliation is handled in a way that it seems bogus, in the hands of a lot of the writers here, I'm afraid. The victim sits there, wanting more, and whatnot. But you can write it so there is a real vicarious sense in the reader of being exposed and vulnerable. Real suspense is notoriously difficult to write; you should be proud. Totally off-topic, of course, apologies to everyone.

 

[oggbashan]

I dug "Muslim Roles," actually. Call me strange. I felt a real sense of suspense. Much of the "danger" element in forced sex/humiliation is handled in a way that it seems bogus, in the hands of a lot of the writers here, I'm afraid. The victim sits there, wanting more, and whatnot. But you can write it so there is a real vicarious sense in the reader of being exposed and vulnerable. Real suspense is notoriously difficult to write; you should be proud. Totally off-topic, of course, apologies to everyone.

Thank you for these comments.

I enjoyed writing that story. I expected it to be poorly rated - it is lower than 3.50.

I haven't learned to suppress stories I know will be unpopular with most...

That brings us back on topic... or does it?

(and that sentence is a cliche for titles that I haven't learned to stop using.)

Og (Who is... or isn't he?)

 

[magicalmouse]

I've learnt that it's not a good idea to talk about fucking, orgasms and cybering online if the guy is using his girlfriends puter while she sleeps without checking whether she allows chat logging. Easy to be wise after the fact

 

[Black Tulip]

I've learned that the most dangerous time with kids is when they do not make a noise. There is no such thing as playing sweetly in their own room.

I've learned most people have a nice side.
And I've learned to find it with most too.

 

[seasparks]

I've learned never to give a 4 year old a bottle of Jolt cola.

I've learned that no matter how hard you try to be nice, some one, somewhere, has as their sole purpose in life the deciated ambition to screw up your whole day.

 

[cloudy]

I've learned never to give a 4 year old a bottle of Jolt cola.

PMSL!!! Whatever possessed you????

Mine bounce off the walls under the influence of chocolate milk.

 

[matriarch]

PMSL!!! Whatever possessed you????

Mine bounce off the walls under the influence of chocolate milk.

Uuummmmmmmm, technical question from the other side of the pond........What's jolt cola ?????

 

[cloudy]

Uuummmmmmmm, technical question from the other side of the pond........What's jolt cola ?????

It's like Coca-Cola, only with maybe 5 or 6 times the caffeine.

 

[cantdog]

And twice the sugar!

A deliberately naughty soft drink.

 

[seasparks]

Jolt Cola is a soft drink that advertises itself as having all the sugar and twice the caffiene of regular soda.

As to what possessed me to give it to a 4 year old.
It was years ago when my son was 4. We were in a convenience store and he was asking for a pop since it was so hot outside. I told him to run get one from the cooler. I paid for it, not realizing what it was until he had almost finished it.
The bright yellow lightning bolt on the bottle told me I was in trouble.
He didn't quit bouncing off the walls for HOURS

 

[Lisa Denton]

I have learned:

To hit the 'save' button every minute and save to floppy every five minutes because the inspiration goes with the missing paragraph when Windows has a fatal error.

Og

Whats a floppy?

 

[Guest]

Whats a floppy?

whipper snapper!

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

I have learned to step aside while changing diapers on a male baby unless you want to get wet.
They didn't teach that in nursing school. lol

 

[Lisa Denton]

whipper snapper!

vella I was only joshin Og. I saw a floppy one time.

 

[kinky shy girl]

I've learned...

To always use sunscreen, esp. on a hot summer day at a baseball game (ouch, ouch, ouch)

To stay away from people who start a sentence with "Trust me..."

That many, many people are bad drivers, and most bad drivers don't know how to deal w/ a 4-way stop.

 

[cloudy]

I've learned that when the gas gauge on my car is resting at "empty," it does NOT mean drive 10 miles or so more and find a gas station. It means "find a gas station right now, or face the prospect of being stranded on the side of the road."

 

[Lisa Denton]

I've learned that when the gas gauge on my car is resting at "empty," it does NOT mean drive 10 miles or so more and find a gas station. It means "find a gas station right now, or face the prospect of being stranded on the side of the road."

I'd pick ya up Cloudy.

 

[cloudy]

I'd pick ya up Cloudy.

I'll call you next time!