I've had an epiphany about some board members.

[Never]

I am a straight man trapped in a lesbian's body.
and
Todd is an Islamic fundamentalist trapped in a Christian's body.

 

[pabloback]

i am an arrogant ignorant pig that acts like a nice guy ........
or is that a nice guy that acts like an arrogant ignorant pig?
hmm any views people?

 

[Never]

You are an arrogant ignorant pig that acts like an arrogant ignorant chicken.

~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
This meaningless post brought to you by KFC. That's finger lickin' ignorance to you.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I am a straight man trapped in a lesbian's body.

We really should swap Never.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I'm not noone in anyone elses body

I"m two people torn between one body. The Angel and the Deamon (vampire) that is me We don't get along hehe.

 

[Demian]

Looking over Your Shoulder

I know who you are...But I don't want you to know that it's me who Knowz who you are

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I am Me, Myself and I; the wholly trinity

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Hay Welcom Back Shy Tall Guy

 

[Valdimer]

I'm a webslingin superhero who cant stick to walls, shoot webbing out of my hands, and has no spider sense. Does that count???

*spider crawls out of thread*

 

[Dillinger]

I'm me. Myself... trapped in my own body. Not a bad deal at all. *smile*

 

[Starfish]

I am a Starfish listening to Radiohead and eating some za I made.

 

[Laurel]

I'm the soup that eats like a meal.

 

[Never]

Laurel:
"I'm the soup that eats like a meal."

Unfortunately, Never was quite hungry when Laurel posted that as lavender was still not home with the Chinese food and milkshakes. Sparing no time Never reached through the computer and pulled Laurel to her, eating Laurel in less than twelve bites Never thought that Laurel did, in fact, eat like a meal but not a very satisfying one.

Everyone at Literotica was very sad that Laurel had been eaten and Manu closed down the site.. The End.

lavender's comment: But I AM home with the chinese food and the milkshake.
Never: Okay then, I won't eat her. Have it your way.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Hay Welcom Back Shy Tall Guy

Thanks. See people? You can go cold turkey from Lit for a week? Of course it helps if your computer was in the shop for that week.

Unfortunately the price of that demonstration came a little high; I lost everything that was on my hard drive

 

[p_p_man]

What's an epiphany?

Is it religious?

 

[SpectreT]

An epiphany is sort of like an apostrophe; no one knows quite what to do with one anymore....

 

[Guru]

 

[Starfish]

WAIT: I retract that statement!

I am a pig, that eats out Never.

 

[Guru]

 

[Renegade]

And I'm a cartoon character trapped in a real persons body. Let me tell you, it sucks having a piano dropped on you while trapped in the world of logic. Although they do have a room reserved for me now at the local hospital. So that's a good thing.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Re: Re: I've had an epiphany about some board members.

We really should swap Never.

What should we swap her for ?

I've always wanted a Hot wheels set....do you think we'd get that for her ?

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Re: Re: Re: I've had an epiphany about some board members.

What should we swap her for ?

I've always wanted a Hot wheels set....do you think we'd get that for her ?

I have a hot wheels set i'll be willing to trade. over 500 cars, most are old and warn though

 

[OUTSIDER]

WOO HOO.....ok you take Never then and we'll take the Hot Wheels

 

[Mischka]

Re: Re: Re: I've had an epiphany about some board members.

I've always wanted a Hot wheels set....do you think we'd get that for her ?

I didn't realize Hot Wheels were so coveted. There's a set of Hot Wheels going for $1300 on eBay. Started out at $20. (it's at http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1653761363 ) Not sure about the conversion rate, but I'm sure it's at least 1 Never for $1350, wouldn't you think?

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

WOO HOO.....ok you take Never then and we'll take the Hot Wheels

Cool My very own Never.

????? now what should i do with here hehe.