I've got Wood

[Smoke Spliff]

any help out there?

 

[Digger4Freedom]

Ever see Fargo? Wood chippers handle it quite nicely!

 

[Smoke Spliff]

Ever see Fargo? Wood chippers handle it quite nicely!

Please sir...I'm trying to stroke myself while looking at DD's breasts...

 

[Digger4Freedom]

DD's a dude, what a fag you are!

 

[Cat_photobuff]

any help out there?

What do you need? Perhaps you should tell us what you would like to do with your wood. What kind of wood is it? Hardwood or softwood? How long is it? What is its diameter? Does it need sanding? polishing? How about a good screw for it?

 

[Smoke Spliff]

DD's a dude, what a fag you are!

<goes limp>

 

[JagFarlane]

<goes limp>

Alll I can say is this...why even bother listening??

 

[EdgarAllenHoe]

1 skin. 2 skin. 3 skin. 4 skin

 

[Digger4Freedom]

<goes limp>

That was quick! A real minute man huh?

 

[buzzbomb]

I like to write stories about my cat Blumpy.

 

[Smoke Spliff]

What do you need? Perhaps you should tell us what you would like to do with your wood. What kind of wood is it? Hardwood or softwood? How long is it? What is its diameter? Does it need sanding? polishing? How about a good screw for it?

well...its hard wood...about 9 inches...likes a nice female mouth

 

[buzzbomb]

Alll I can say is this...why even bother listening??

Is that you in your av??? Wanna circumsize me with that sword???

 

[Digger4Freedom]

I like to write stories about my cat Blumpy.

I fucked a chick named Blumpy before! What a whore!

Good times, good times

 

[JagFarlane]

Is that you in your av??? Wanna circumsize me with that sword???

Personally I'd rather use a .50 cal sniper rifle...

 

[Smoke Spliff]

I fucked a chick named Blumpy before! What a whore!

Good times, good times

Fellas - I invited DevineDD over - I think she has some potential...be nice...she has great tits...<strokes self>

 

[buzzbomb]

I fucked a chick named Blumpy before! What a whore!

Good times, good times

Did she taste like a caca taco? My momdoes, in fact, I wash my hands 20 times a day cuz they smell like her.

 

[Digger4Freedom]

Fellas - I invited DevineDD over - I think she has some potential...be nice...she has great tits...<strokes self>

I saw some of her titty fucking pics. Good stuff!

Need to find an ass chick though.....

 

[buzzbomb]

Personally I'd rather use a .50 cal sniper rifle...

But I can't smell you from that distance. Or give you a rusty trombone.

 

[Smoke Spliff]

I saw some of her titty fucking pics. Good stuff!

Need to find an ass chick though.....

I think I'm gonna make E love to her

 

[JagFarlane]

But I can't smell you from that distance. Or give you a rusty trombone.

-shrugs- I could use one of the new .223's that go Mach 4+

 

[EdgarAllenHoe]

I saw the pic of DD tits and it looks more like some dude who shaved his ass and took a picture if it

 

[Smoke Spliff]

I saw the pic of DD tits and it looks more like some dude who shaved his ass and took a picture if it

<goes limp again>

damn...I'm getting older I can't keep going up and down like this

 

[buzzbomb]

-shrugs- I could use one of the new .223's that go Mach 4+

Just use your teeth jag. And punch my head and call me bitch while you do it.

 

[Balls Mahoney]

Fellas - I invited DevineDD over - I think she has some potential...be nice...she has great tits...<strokes self>

Yes I would love to go balls deep in that ass of hers.

 

[JagFarlane]

Just use your teeth jag. And punch my head and call me bitch while you do it.

Nah...less mess my way...