I've got a hose!!
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tmuyo
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mfucker is one of a kind
definitely a fem, no worrie there. and even if she were a guy, you'd never know. so, what's the point in asking for a girl...they're more likely to be a girl, but it never hurts a writer to write for the opposite sex. i still don't know what unit555 is but i'm having fun writing with her, him, it. this is all acting, just have fun.
definitely a fem, no worrie there. and even if she were a guy, you'd never know. so, what's the point in asking for a girl...they're more likely to be a girl, but it never hurts a writer to write for the opposite sex. i still don't know what unit555 is but i'm having fun writing with her, him, it. this is all acting, just have fun.
tmuyo
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uhhhh
count off one finger for each of the following reasons
one, i'm a guy.
two, my avatar is a ruruoni, wandering samurai....meaning male
three, don't get lippy
four, i meant it to be taken with a dash of humor, something i'm guessing you don't have.
five, it does sound like a porno flick. a cheesy one at that. i'm guessing you watched one too many carwashing scenes in movies.
now proceed to close into a fist and beat into own skull as many times as necessary to absorb said information.
count off one finger for each of the following reasons
one, i'm a guy.
two, my avatar is a ruruoni, wandering samurai....meaning male
three, don't get lippy
four, i meant it to be taken with a dash of humor, something i'm guessing you don't have.
five, it does sound like a porno flick. a cheesy one at that. i'm guessing you watched one too many carwashing scenes in movies.
now proceed to close into a fist and beat into own skull as many times as necessary to absorb said information.
Merelan
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Tsk tsk... boys... boyys..... behave. Or I will help mfucker turn the hose on you two.
Now.... here goes.... if this isn;t what you had in mind ignore it. I won't be offended.
Mfucker and I were walking down the street, licking away at our first ice cream cones of the season. Feeling like two school
girls skipping school. We giggled and laughed and watched the other people out having fun. It was a hot Saturday afternoon.
Almost 95, but a low humidity. We both were wearing just shorts and tank tops due to the heat.
The new guy down the street was washing his Jeep. It was a beauty, as far as that kind of thing goes.
I was in the market for a new vehicle.
"Maybe we should stop and ask him about his Jeep? It would sure be handy when the snow flies."
"God mfucker. You have a drop of ice cream on your nose. Silly." Leaning in and licking it off her, I didn't want it to go to
waste. He was watching us again. He often did. Asking about the Jeep was a good idea.
She smiled, blushing a little. Bet she didn't think I would. I was often too shy.
The heat and ice cream, the whole day, made me feel reckless.
"Hey. Hi. hot day isn't it?" Licking again at my rapidly melting ice cream. "You're new around here aren't you?"
Now.... here goes.... if this isn;t what you had in mind ignore it. I won't be offended.
Mfucker and I were walking down the street, licking away at our first ice cream cones of the season. Feeling like two school
girls skipping school. We giggled and laughed and watched the other people out having fun. It was a hot Saturday afternoon.
Almost 95, but a low humidity. We both were wearing just shorts and tank tops due to the heat.
The new guy down the street was washing his Jeep. It was a beauty, as far as that kind of thing goes.
I was in the market for a new vehicle.
"Maybe we should stop and ask him about his Jeep? It would sure be handy when the snow flies."
"God mfucker. You have a drop of ice cream on your nose. Silly." Leaning in and licking it off her, I didn't want it to go to
waste. He was watching us again. He often did. Asking about the Jeep was a good idea.
She smiled, blushing a little. Bet she didn't think I would. I was often too shy.
The heat and ice cream, the whole day, made me feel reckless.
"Hey. Hi. hot day isn't it?" Licking again at my rapidly melting ice cream. "You're new around here aren't you?"
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