I've found the plot!

[Dixon Carter Lee]

America hates the dusky Moor and plots his fall. It's "Othello!" Kudos to the Yanks and their DOD for scarfing up one of our plays as a nifty Contingency Plan/Plot for the fall of Iraq.

I can SO see bin Laden as Desdemona.

Too bad you Americans are so retarded at acting. You won't pull it off without first trying a season of "Titus" and "Merchant" in Yemen.

Retards.

p p oh man

 

[Guru]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It's all so clear to me now! Desert Storm was based on "MacBeth", wasn't it? Saddam was the overreaching Scottish usurper, and America the forest that came to him. THAT'S why Shwarzkopf yelled, "Boil, boil, toil and trouble!" before attacking the air defense sites. That's a great PLOT. I can't believe I didn't see it before.

And The Civil War? "Romeo and Juliet", right? "A Plague on both your houses!" and all that. I get it!

You're not a country. You're a literary society.

Intellectual retards.

p p oh man

 

[Guru]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I see you're quoting directly from the Dept. of Defense, Plan #451-B for the overthrow of Iraq.

First Follio.

p p oh man

 

[Guru]

BANQUO
So I lose none
In seeking to augment it, but still keep
My pension franchised and allegiance clear,
I shall be promot'd.

MACBETH
Good repose the while!

BANQUO
Thanks, sir: the like to you!

Exeunt BANQUO and FLEANCE

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I like the plot. But the inflection is so American. It'll never play in Peoria.

Or Baghdad.

p p oh man

 

[Guru]

 

[Guru]

 

[sunstruck]

I know there's a Mid Summer Night plot in here somewhere as well. I'm just too tired to think it out.

 

[Guru]