i've discovered a cure for hiccups

[seXieleXie]

just get into a car accident. they'll be gone and out of your mind before you can say "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." so next time you have a seemingly incurable case of the hiccups, just be like lexie and let someone rear end your parents' new car at a stop light.*








* warning: side effects may include headache, sore neck, nausea, and being screamed at for 30 minutes straight, despite the fact that the accident wasn't your fault.

 

[Bob Peale]

uggh

sorry hon

 

[Bindii]

Stuff the car. Are you alright?

 

[Starfish]

Uh, it isn't your fault if they rear ended you, right?

Oh, but you can thank the prick with a nice bill from the ER for whiplash.

Don't underestimate that kind of thing. You may feel sort of okay now, but it could get way worse.

 

[red_rose]

Three words for you:

Soft Tissue Damage





But seriously, I hope our lippy lexie is okay.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Three more words: neck-brace and crutches.

 

[red_rose]

* warning: side effects may include headache, sore neck, nausea, and being screamed at for 30 minutes straight, despite the fact that the accident wasn't your fault.

I can completely co-miserate with the last part of your warning here. Gotta love it when parents (or anyone else for that matter) try to hold you accountable for things beyond your control.

 

[Ice Cold]

Ok... glad you are alright

So what is your cure for the sniffles then?

 

[Laurel]

Yikes! That's awful!

 

[TN_Vixen]

lexie!

that sounds like a pretty drastic way to get rid of hiccups, you coulda called me, I have several remedies.. ;-)

 

[seXieleXie]

i didn't have your phone number vixen, and i really needed them gone.


thanks for your concern everyone. my neck and head hurt a little but i'm okay. fortunately the guy was insured so i don't have to pay for the repairs, and his car was more damaged than mine.

 

[TN_Vixen]

i didn't have your phone number vixen, and i really needed them gone.

hehe.. I finally got lexie to ask for my phone #. Ok, OK so it was a really cheesy way to go about it, but it worked, didn't it?

p.s. I'm glad you're ok sweetie.