KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2000
- Posts
- 25,603
You absolutely cannot be my buddy if you are or do one of the following:
1. Utterly stupid. Just go away, no one likes you anyway.
2. Have more than four limbs, not counting a penis or a single neck/skull growth. I know you're great for black market spare parts, but it just creeps me out. Shoo.
3. You do not like pornographic stories. One must also ask what you're doing here.
4. You start every sentence with "Giggle giggle tee hee hee! I'm so adorable look at me!" Fluff is okay, just don't use that sentence or I will hate you for the length of the thread.
5. I absolutely hate most legumes. If you belong to the legume family, I'm allergic to you and I firmly believe that if you are around me, you're attacking me. Prepare to be totally flamed.
6. I do not like anyone who uses a pen with a chicken's leg attached to actually submit their posts with. If you do this, I don't want anything to do with you.
7. If you are actually a potato, not a "couch-potato," but a real, born in the dirt of Idaho potato, I don't hate you, but I am going to have you for dinner. I hope you like chives.
8. People who have one parent in the snake family. Don't get me wrong, I like snakes, but this is just a hyphen that doesn't work for me. "Reptilian-Americans" are not welcome here.
9. Anyone, and I mean anyone who thinks that Walter Kronkite is hysterically funny. Sure, he's had a comedic gem or two, but please. "What it is, what it was, what it shall be" is not the height of comedy. If you think it is, go away.
finally 10. People who think that homonyms are evil and are going to hell. I hate people like that. Gawddamned bigots.
If you are one or more of the above people, I hate you, don't like you, and I think you should just leave. If not, you're l33t enough to be in my posse.
1. Utterly stupid. Just go away, no one likes you anyway.
2. Have more than four limbs, not counting a penis or a single neck/skull growth. I know you're great for black market spare parts, but it just creeps me out. Shoo.
3. You do not like pornographic stories. One must also ask what you're doing here.
4. You start every sentence with "Giggle giggle tee hee hee! I'm so adorable look at me!" Fluff is okay, just don't use that sentence or I will hate you for the length of the thread.
5. I absolutely hate most legumes. If you belong to the legume family, I'm allergic to you and I firmly believe that if you are around me, you're attacking me. Prepare to be totally flamed.
6. I do not like anyone who uses a pen with a chicken's leg attached to actually submit their posts with. If you do this, I don't want anything to do with you.
7. If you are actually a potato, not a "couch-potato," but a real, born in the dirt of Idaho potato, I don't hate you, but I am going to have you for dinner. I hope you like chives.
8. People who have one parent in the snake family. Don't get me wrong, I like snakes, but this is just a hyphen that doesn't work for me. "Reptilian-Americans" are not welcome here.
9. Anyone, and I mean anyone who thinks that Walter Kronkite is hysterically funny. Sure, he's had a comedic gem or two, but please. "What it is, what it was, what it shall be" is not the height of comedy. If you think it is, go away.
finally 10. People who think that homonyms are evil and are going to hell. I hate people like that. Gawddamned bigots.
If you are one or more of the above people, I hate you, don't like you, and I think you should just leave. If not, you're l33t enough to be in my posse.
