I am denouncing adulthood. I am now a non-adult. I am to intellegent to remain an adult any longer.
I refuse to listen to other adults if they don't aknowledge that my non-adulthood doesn't mean I am a child or adolescent. I am merely a non-adult and I expect to be treated accordingly.
If you as an adult feel the need to convert, feel free as usual, but if you want to but are afraid, I am opening a support group, here on this thread.
I am tired of things that adults like. I like farts, and big giant balls of yarn, while still holding an affinity for a good talk or disscussion about medicine or gaining a grip on things, or what the hell ever.
I would, yes, rather hear about how much armpit hair you have over a political disscusion not involving Ollie or UB, which reminds me......
Remember how in the movie Uncle Buck, the Home Alone kid called John Candy UB? Uncle Bill is like Uncle Buck in my mind. The voice of reason always will previal.
Ollie is just demanding with that title and it prompts me to remove my garments against my will. For that, isn't enough though in his mind, and he has to go and be the smartest man alive.
I highly urge these two to jump ship with me at this time, along with any others who may feel lemmingish.
So, since I've digressed, let that be the first implicated characteristic of a non-adult. Loads of digressions because of the lack of concern for the inevitably necesscary upheaval of a side topic.
All of you adults can just go on being adults, but I won't say I didn't warn you, before jumping ship and going on that floating carpet that sailed by, that is seemingly alot more interested in what I have to say than you are....
I refuse to listen to other adults if they don't aknowledge that my non-adulthood doesn't mean I am a child or adolescent. I am merely a non-adult and I expect to be treated accordingly.
If you as an adult feel the need to convert, feel free as usual, but if you want to but are afraid, I am opening a support group, here on this thread.
I am tired of things that adults like. I like farts, and big giant balls of yarn, while still holding an affinity for a good talk or disscussion about medicine or gaining a grip on things, or what the hell ever.
I would, yes, rather hear about how much armpit hair you have over a political disscusion not involving Ollie or UB, which reminds me......
Remember how in the movie Uncle Buck, the Home Alone kid called John Candy UB? Uncle Bill is like Uncle Buck in my mind. The voice of reason always will previal.
Ollie is just demanding with that title and it prompts me to remove my garments against my will. For that, isn't enough though in his mind, and he has to go and be the smartest man alive.
I highly urge these two to jump ship with me at this time, along with any others who may feel lemmingish.
So, since I've digressed, let that be the first implicated characteristic of a non-adult. Loads of digressions because of the lack of concern for the inevitably necesscary upheaval of a side topic.
All of you adults can just go on being adults, but I won't say I didn't warn you, before jumping ship and going on that floating carpet that sailed by, that is seemingly alot more interested in what I have to say than you are....
