I've Come To A Conclusion Regarding The Greatest Hard Rock Album Ever...

[Marxist]

...it's Van-Halen I from 1978.

Runnin' With the Devil (3:32)
Eruption (1:42)
You Really Got Me (2:37)
Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love (3:37)
I'm the One (3:44)
Jamie's Cryin' (3:30)
Atomic Punk (3:00)
Feel Your Love Tonight (3:40)
Little Dreamer (3:22)
Ice Cream Man (3:18)
On Fire (3:01)

Think about it. These White guys lay down the greatest blues-rock virtuoso performance (with harmony!) in the middle of awful Disco and 3-chord Punk.

Name a better album.

 

[TN_Vixen]

wait.. what's the word for a black man acting white? Is it Blighty?



No black men I know enjoy hard rock.

 

[Problem Child]

Led Zeppelin IV or Physical Grafitti.

VHI was a great record though. When they are that good it's hard to choose.

 

[sunstruck]

Marxist is black???

 

[Marxist]

No black men I know enjoy hard rock.

I think that says more about you than Black men.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I think that says more about you than Black men.

Oh get off your tight ass high horse already. It was a joke.

 

[Marxist]

Marxist is black???

Not really. Kinda creamy mocha by most accounts.

 

[Problem Child]

Marxist is black???

Are you serious???

 

[medjay]

wait.. what's the word for a black man acting white? Is it Blighty?



No black men I know enjoy hard rock.

You don't know any cool black men then!

I was going to start a garage band until I realized I needed to know how to play an instrument.

Or do I?

 

[Bluesboy2]

...it's Van-Halen I from 1978.

Runnin' With the Devil (3:32)
Eruption (1:42)
You Really Got Me (2:37)
Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love (3:37)
I'm the One (3:44)
Jamie's Cryin' (3:30)
Atomic Punk (3:00)
Feel Your Love Tonight (3:40)
Little Dreamer (3:22)
Ice Cream Man (3:18)
On Fire (3:01)
Think about it. These White guys lay down the greatest blues-rock virtuoso performance (with harmony!) in the middle of awful Disco and 3-chord Punk.
Name a better album.

That wouldnt even be in my top 100, sorry. Almost anything Funkadelic did blows them totally away.

 

[Problem Child]

Not really. Kinda creamy mocha by most accounts.

Dude, yer high yella and you know it.

 

[sunstruck]

Are you serious???

LMAO. Fuck. I can' t believe you think I'm THAT dumb.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Van Halen was definitely a great album...and so was Physical Grafitti. But my vote would have to go to AC/DC's Back in Black as best Hard Rock album of all time. With Guns N Roses' Appetite For Destruction a close second.

Marxist is Grey BTW.

 

[Problem Child]

LMAO. Fuck. I can' t believe you think I'm THAT dumb.

Actually I only think of you as a little slow.

 

[curious2c]

I'll vote either Guns and Roses, appetite for destruction, or Ozzy, down to earth. I also like Van Halen, Metallica, and some others but for me...Sweet Child o' Mine rocks.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Apparently, by espousing my own sense of humor, millions of black men all over the world think I've typecast them into not listening to hard rock.

Translation: You are really NOT black men.

lol

 

[sunstruck]

Oh. Well that's ok then. Just watch the curves. I tend to hit my head and I'm not wearing my helmet.

 

[Marxist]

Led Zeppelin IV or Physical Grafitti.

VHI was a great record though. When they are that good it's hard to choose.

IV has "Stairway" on it. It's disqualified out of hand.

PG is wonderful.

 

[Lancecastor]

All great platters, but Led Zep II has blown out more pairs of speakers at Casa del Castor than those other albums combined.

 

[Starfish]

I've seen sir Marx's picture.


Put a little rice paddy hat on him, and a hoe in his hand, and he'd be Bruce lee in disguise.

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: I've Come To A Conclusion Regarding The Greatest Hard Rock Album Ever...

That wouldnt even be in my top 100, sorry. Almost anything Funkadelic did blows them totally away.

P-FUNK IS NOT HARD ROCK.




It's funk. Hence the name of the band.




DOOOFUS.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I've seen sir Marx's picture.


Put a little rice paddy hat on him, and a hoe in his hand, and he'd be Bruce lee in disguise.

LMAO

 

[Lancecastor]

Dumb & Dumber

LMAO. Fuck. I can' t believe you think I'm THAT dumb.

Can you say "Marilyn Monroe"?

I knew you could.

 

[Marxist]

Dude, yer high yella and you know it.

No, Lexie is high yella. She however does not know it.

 

[Purple Haze]

I recently listened to "Toys in the Attic" the other day.

Crunchy, bluesy, mothafuckin' shit.

"Double Live Gonzo" is good fun. Nashville Pussay, hehe.