i've broken through the sixth wall!

[Guest]

Food and bondage go together like chocolate sauce dripping stickily through a manacle and you just can't scratch it.

You can garnish the rope work with parsley.

You can put an apple in her mouth.

Good lord man.

Stop trying to rhyme and get prosaic.

_____

That's not prosaic, Recidiva.

I know prosaic.

Prosaic is a good friend of mine.

But you, ma'am, are not prosaic.

 

[Recidiva]

That's not prosaic, Recidiva.

I know prosaic.

Prosaic is a good friend of mine.

But you, ma'am, are not prosaic.

Well, no.

I'm Recidiva.

Haven't we met?

 

[Guest]

Well, no.

I'm Recidiva.

Haven't we met?

_____

Don't think so. I would've remembered a face as pretty as yours.






(Or was it that porn story . . .)

 

[Recidiva]

Don't think so. I would've remembered a face as pretty as yours.

(Or was it that porn story . . .)

Well, I write them, but if I'm starring in some of them, please, send me copies.

Professional curiosity.

Of course.

 

[Guest]

Well, I write them, but if I'm starring in some of them, please, send me copies.

Professional curiosity.

Of course.

_____

Naturally, especially those with chocolate-coated manacles (fastened a bit too tight to prevent a comforting scratch) and bonding ropes laced with parsley.



And the apples, of course (Fiji or Delicious?).

 

[Recidiva]

Naturally, especially those with chocolate-coated manacles (fastened a bit to tight to prevent a comforting scratch) and bonding ropes laced with parsley.

And the apples, of course (Fiji or Delicious?)

Gala, please.

A girl's gotta have standards.

 

[Guest]

Gala, please.

A girl's gotta have standards.

__

Then, open your mouth.










(Here it comes . . .)

 

[Recidiva]

Then, open your mouth.

(Here it comes . . .)

Heeeey...Gala are out of season...

It's a trick...

 

[Guest]

Heeeey...Gala are out of season...

It's a trick...

___

Wench.

 

[Recidiva]

Wench.

Clearly!

Maybe the voices sent me! Yeah!

 

[Guest]

Clearly!

Maybe the voices sent me! Yeah!

______

*snarf*

Gotta go, Recidiva. Have a good night.





(The voices are calling . . .)

 

[Recidiva]

*snarf*

Gotta go, Recidiva. Have a good night.

(The voices are calling . . .)

Night night!

Happy schizophrenia!

Remember, it's only a problem if the voices don't talk to each other. You're fine.

 

[joeys-game]

Night night!

Happy schizophrenia!

Remember, it's only a problem if the voices don't talk to each other. You're fine.

Well done Recidiva..i thought for sure you were a gonner..

 

[Recidiva]

Well done Recidiva..i thought for sure you were a gonner..

I'm tricksy.