I've been gypped. Where are my flocks of adoring women?

[KillerMuffin]

I noticed this for like, the last two whole years. Some guy, call him Poster Asswipe shows up. He tosses around some scathing one liners, never really directly answers a debate but has some really snazzy rips to offer, and in general tosses out the sarcasm and plays to his audience.

And women fall for that. They flock to these guys with the you made me spray coke on my monitor (as DCL says, the new and improved LOL), you're so sexy, I want your love child, errata.

I do that and I get flocks of women and they're all pissed off at me. The PM me, almost en masse, and tell me "Quit being mean, you just don't understand."

What gives? Where's the adoration? The mute worship? Why do I not receive full body massages with half naked women feeding me grapes and fanning me with palm leaves?

I even took a friggin bath!

This is sexism. I WANT MY ADORING FLOCKS OF WOMEN AND I WANT THEM NOW!

Obligatory one liner: "Yeah, you're smart. Here's a pencil, see if you can figure out what it's for."

 

[Rubyfruit]

The last line got me, Muffy. *swoon*

 

[lavender]

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Guest]

 

[glamorilla]

the pencil isn't thick enough.

 

[Marxist]

Y'know James Tiptree was a woman. Maybe you should think of asking Laurel to change your name to Chick DeVille.

 

[Saint Peter]

Who wants a flock of mindless coke spewers? Unless they have big tits or don't run too fast that is.

 

[Soblue]

Well I think you're a treasure KillerMuffin, but in a totally hetero way. Cool enough?

 

[patient1]

This is sexism. I WANT MY ADORING FLOCKS OF WOMEN AND I WANT THEM NOW!

Obligatory one liner: "Yeah, you're smart. Here's a pencil, see if you can figure out what it's for."

Ginny sez they're for measuring pussy depth. Eraser end first, they are more comfortable than a ruler, she explained.

Psst, Killer Muffin- Ethnic verbs are slurs. Gyped, Welsh, etc. Chics are supposed to be turned off by bigots

 

[CarolineOh]

Mean? When have you been mean?
I adore you, and I did even before you bathed.

 

[WhatsHerName]

Well I have only been here a few months, I don't drink coke (is dr. pepper ok?), I have never been obsessed with another woman before, but there is always a first for everything I don't really like grapes...can we make it strawberries??

As for the pencil....ummm did you want me to do your homework?

 

[ma_guy]

This is sexism. I WANT MY ADORING FLOCKS OF WOMEN AND I WANT THEM NOW!

Is there a list to sign up on to get one of these flocks of adoring women? I've been looking but can't find it. Damn it, They're all gonna be taken by the time my name gets to the top of the list!

 

[Mischka]

1. I'm straight. Not really into the swooning-over-women thing.
   
2. I don't think you're scathing. In fact, I haven't seen you rip into anyone in ages and ages. Admit it, you're a softy.

 

[Mischka]

Re: Re: I've been gypped. Where are my flocks of adoring women?

Is there a list to sign up on to get one of these flocks of adoring women? I've been looking but can't find it. Damn it, They're all gonna be taken by the time my name gets to the top of the list!

You might find a few discounted flocks over on The Playground.

 

[ma_guy]

Re: Re: Re: I've been gypped. Where are my flocks of adoring women?

You might find a few discounted flocks over on The Playground.

"discounted flocks"??? That can't be good... Kinda like a "scratch and dent sale"?

 

[Eumenides]

I worship you mutely.

But it has nothing to do with one liners.

I think it's the gun.

 

[Mischka]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I've been gypped. Where are my flocks of adoring women?

"discounted flocks"??? That can't be good... Kinda like a "scratch and dent sale"?

Hey, it'd be a start. Maybe there'd be a few worthy of adoring you in the bulk. You could sell the rest on eBay.

 

[Saint Peter]

Slightly used coke spewing flockage. True miles unknown.

 

[Cheyenne]

But I've tried to flock to you! I even offered Packer tickets!

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=109028&perpage=20&pagenumber=8




I'm not good at this swooning over women thing either.

 

[SpiceCake]

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I even took a friggin bath!

This is sexism. I WANT MY ADORING FLOCKS OF WOMEN AND I WANT THEM NOW!

[/B]

Anyone who takes a "friggin bath" has my total adoration! And, saying "friggin" is the quickest way to my bed, KillerMuffin!

*Lifts the covers and yanks KillerMuffin inside* Let's frigging play!

 

[sunstruck]

Apparently my Muffie adoration is not blatent enough. I will try to remede that.

Would you like the alter made out of wood or stone? I can do amazing things with clay.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Oh Please!

Adoring Women Are Just Too Shi Shi Fer You, Miss KillerMuffin!

Wouldn't You Rather Have An Army Of Scantily Clad Warrior Babes?

I Sure Would

 

[KillerMuffin]

Okay, no one here is getting it except for maybe Marxist whose going to get it with a popsicle stick and a condom.

I want mute and blind worshipful adoration when I'm being an asshole. I want my assholie due, here. When I'm not being an asshole, adoration isn't necessary. When I am being an asshole, I would appreciate it if the gaggle of den mothers would trade themselves in for a a flock of adoring women.

I think.

 

[LadyG]

I was kinda looking for Poster Asswipe, can you point me in his direction and we'll play HIS game on HIM?