I've Been Dumped.

[carsonshepherd]

My girlfriend finally dumped me for a guy who could give her dick. *sniff* It's not fair.

 

[minsue]

Poor baby. Come curl up on the couch with me. (don't mind the tissues....I don't think I'm contagious anymore )

 

[LadyJeanne]

At least now your wife can't dump you for having a girlfriend.

 

[Guest]

My girlfriend finally dumped me for a guy who could give her dick. *sniff* It's not fair.

*Hugs* sweetie.

 

[logophile]

I know I should just play along - but I'm mightily confused...

 

[carsonshepherd]

Maybe I didn't phrase that right.

You know how when your friends start getting laid, they get reaaaaal busy all the sudden? *sigh* Oh well, I will carry on. *sniffs*

 

[Guest]

 

[fairysong]

Maybe I didn't phrase that right.

You know how when your friends start getting laid, they get reaaaaal busy all the sudden? *sigh* Oh well, I will carry on. *sniffs*

*passes tissue*

 

[carsonshepherd]

I don't really have a "girlfriend"... just a girl friend. You know. And now that she's getting dick, well... I'm out.

 

[fairysong]

I don't really have a "girlfriend"... just a girl friend. You know. And now that she's getting dick, well... I'm out.

Happens with my guy friends too....when ever they get themselves a gf...they forget all about me. More 's

 

[carsonshepherd]

Happens with my guy friends too....when ever they get themselves a gf...they forget all about me. More 's

Thanks. Oh well. Anybody want some ice cream?

 

[minsue]

Anybody want some ice cream?

Yes please

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I don't really have a "girlfriend"... just a girl friend. You know. And now that she's getting dick, well... I'm out.

You know he's not talking about me, lol.

 

[australwind]

Bringin' my own spoon....


Bet she comes back when she gets dumped!!!

 

[rgraham666]

You know he's not talking about me, lol.

Because you're not his girlfriend or because you're not getting any dick?



Oops. Left the limit on my social filter too high.

Pretend I didn't say that.

Yeah, I know carson. Your friends gain significant others and their single friends vanish from their perception.

As long as your invisible, go over to their place and steal their liquor.

 

[BlackShanglan]

As long as your invisible, go over to their place and steal their liquor.

Now there is a genuinely wise man.

Sorry she's dumped you, dear one. But that's humans. Fickle things. We horses are much more reliable.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Now there is a genuinely wise man.

Sorry she's dumped you, dear one. But that's humans. Fickle things. We horses are much more reliable.

*snuggle*

there, I feel all better now.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Because you're not his girlfriend or because you're not getting any dick?
.

Because she would never dump me, and if she did, I'd be happy she was getting such great dick she didn't have time for me

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Because you're not his girlfriend or because you're not getting any dick?



Oops. Left the limit on my social filter too high.

Pretend I didn't say that.

Yeah, I know carson. Your friends gain significant others and their single friends vanish from their perception.

As long as your invisible, go over to their place and steal their liquor.

I'm more like his platonic life partner and I never get dick.

Lol @ the liquor stealing. Now that's a plan.

Because she would never dump me, and if she did, I'd be happy she was getting such great dick she didn't have time for me.

I'd have to tell Carson everything, even if I was getting banged 24 hours a day by a rugby team, uh, not that that's ever happened, mind you.

 

[rgraham666]

I'm more like his platonic life partner and I never get dick.

I'm willing to change that circumstance, if you want.



'Scuse me. Going to nail my tongue to the roof of my mouth now. Obviously I can't control it at this time.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm willing to change that circumstance, if you want.



'Scuse me. Going to nail my tongue to the roof of my mouth now. Obviously I can't control it at this time.

Hee hee. We like it when you get the blurts.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm willing to change that circumstance, if you want.



'Scuse me. Going to nail my tongue to the roof of my mouth now. Obviously I can't control it at this time.

I just broke the land speed record running out the door with my keys in my hands, only to realize my car will not make it to Canada.

anybody know how to hotwire?

 

[rgraham666]

(Bows to his audience) Thanks. You've been great. I'll be here all week.

On a related note, saving money so I can attend the next Lit-together.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

(Bows to his audience) Thanks. You've been great. I'll be here all week.

On a related note, saving money so I can attend the next Lit-together.

Whoop!

 

[Rhys]

My girlfriend finally dumped me for a guy who could give her dick. *sniff* It's not fair.

I think you need consoling. or counseling, perhaps