I've Been Banished to the Seventh Level of Hell

[arienette]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo; Virtuous Non-Believers | Low
Level 2 Lustful | Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous | Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious | Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis; Heretics | Very High
Level 7 Violent | Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge; Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous | High

Level Descriptions // Take the Test

 

[AchtungNight]

I'm in the...

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. (Alright, I call threesome!!! )

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Thank you, Ari, for this fun test.

 

[arienette]

You're very welcome. I got it over at the Poetry forums in the October See You in Hell contest thread.

 

[Antfarmer77]

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Could be worse I guess LOL

 

[elsol]

FUCK!!!!

Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

I SWEAR I AM NOT THAT BAD!!!

I'm considerate, kind... okay, granted only with the woman I'm having sex... but that's something dammit!

Edited to add the second part:

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme

It's always the sex question... so what if I fucked her best friend... and her most hated rival... and her sister... and her cousin (three of them).

 

[arienette]

FUCK!!!!



I SWEAR I AM NOT THAT BAD!!!

I'm considerate, kind... okay, granted only with the woman I'm having sex... but that's something dammit!

Edited to add the second part:


It's always the sex question... so what if I fucked her best friend... and her most hated rival... and her sister... and her cousin (three of them).

Wow, someone worse than me. I don't feel so bad now!

 

[elsol]

Wow, someone worse than me. I don't feel so bad now!

It's not that I'm evil per se.

But I've done a LOT of things once... or twice.

When I take the big purity test, I score under a 10%... but like I said, it's just cause I've done a lot of things once.

I mean really... who hasn't seduced someone just for the sake of having them, smoked some pot, gotten into a fight, cheated in a relationship, gotten so drunk they've woken up in a different city... etc.

 

[arienette]

It's not that I'm evil per se.

But I've done a LOT of things once... or twice.

When I take the big purity test, I score under a 10%... but like I said, it's just cause I've done a lot of things once.

...Or twice.

 

[AchtungNight]

I mean really... who hasn't seduced someone just for the sake of having them, smoked some pot, gotten into a fight, cheated in a relationship, gotten so drunk they've woken up in a different city... etc.

I've done all those things too- except for the pot and drinking. Maybe that's the difference.

 

[arienette]

I've done all those things too- except for the pot and drinking. Maybe that's the difference.

Except for pot and drinking?! I'm 2 up on you!

 

[rachlou]

umm i'm in the 2nd circle along with all the other lustful ones! I can live with that

 

[Aurora Black]

Limbo, baby! *adjusts pole, shakes ass*

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High
Level 2 (Lustful) Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Low
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low

 

[Remec]

I'll be sure to come visit. I've got to split my time between Circle 5 and 7, with the occasional weekend stay on 2. hehehe

 

[Remec]

Limbo, baby! *adjusts pole, shakes ass*

Ahhh, but once they finish abolishing Limbo, where will that put you? Hmm?
*smiling and appreciating the ass shaking*

 

[R. Richard]

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo; Virtuous Non-Believers | Low
Level 2 Lustful | Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous | Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious | Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis; Heretics | Very High
Level 7 Violent | Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge; Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous | High

Level Descriptions // Take the Test

Nice high scores. However, you should note that there is still room for improvement.

 

[cloudy]

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

 

[kiten69]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Purgatory Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers - Low
Level 2 - Lustful - Very High
Level 3 - Gluttonous - High
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics - Moderate
Level 7 - Violent - High
Level 8 - the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous - Moderate

 

[FallingToFly]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Wtf? Last time I took this I was firmly ensconced on Level 2, being raped by a hurricane for all eternity.

 

[glynndah]

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: ht

 

[Trinique_Fire]

level five here i come

 

[Aurora Black]

Lots of lusty people in here.

 

[Liar]

So Ari, how's the buffet down there?

 

[Guest]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level - Who are sent there? - Score

Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers - Low
Level 2 - Lustful - Very High
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Low
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Very Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics - Low
Level 7 - Violent - Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous - Low

 

[Lee Chambers]

I mean really... who hasn't seduced someone just for the sake of having them, smoked some pot, gotten into a fight, cheated in a relationship, gotten so drunk they've woken up in a different city... etc.

I haven't.

Now that I think about it, your level is probably also reserved for people who talk in the theatre.

 

[elsol]

I haven't.

Now that I think about it, your level is probably also reserved for people who talk in the theatre.

Absolutely not... In my level, it's the people who yell 'The psychiatrist is dead too!" halfway through the Sixth Sense.