ivana hampalot

[ManusNigrumPoet]

heh this one goes out to someo fthe folks who want to have some fun in kinky sex poetry.... i think.... all in all i am bored right now and i just wanted to have some fun. tell me what you think


~KINKY~
now this is a poem all about how my sexlife was turned upside... and id like to take a minute so sit right there... ill tell you how i became the king of the kinky sex fair.
INNNNNN northern california moved over here. in the highschool where i found out i wasnt gay. just chilling and relaxing, giving BJ's the teachers loved it and i got the A's.
so college came around and i was pimpin and ho'ing till i met a guy who showed me the way. he said your moving to orange county cause you give great BJ.

so i sit on my throne slaves to my side, pimp is my ride. im a player a non hater, an all around guy. but im the master in the bed room and i tell no lies.
when your with me i put you on my knee. tell you all the things i could do you you like ali. spanking and whipping, wax melting and bitting i do all of that a little bit more.

so if you wanna be my HO... you gotta give me some head. take it like a jail bitch and TAKE it from behind. if you wanna be my biatch. you gotta ask me real nice...
if you fuck up once ill smack a cramp in your behind.

and thats how i became the pimp of the land... smacking bitches with the back of my hand....
YO word up ....

 

[KatPurrs]

Sorry MNP, but you asked for this:

I think that stinks
I don't know why
Maybe 'cause you wrote
When you were high.

That ain't poetry!
No matter what you say
Who gives a fuck
If you give bj's.

Now don't run off
Don't take this to heart
Stick around and learn
Buy a book at Wal-Mart

Sit down and read
Learn how to write
But please, no more
'cause that really did bite.

hehe....hope you know this is all in good fun BUT I think it needs some work...ahem...quite a bit of work....stanzas would be good as would correct spelling. And what was with the INNNNNN?

I hope someone else puts in their two cents worth 'cause I don't know where to start. I'm a novice myself who struggles every time I sit down and try to write. It just doesn't come easily for me like it does for some of the poets here whose poetry just seems to roll out of them effortlessly.

Anyway, hang in there. Write if it pleases you but please remember this:

In poetry everything is permitted.

With only this condition of course:
You have to improve on the blank page.

Nicanor Parra (Translated by Miller Williams)

Sounds easy doesn't it? No one said writing poetry is easy.
I'm reading a great book right now that you may want to check out. It's In the Palm of Your Hand A Poet's Portable Workshop, by Steve Kowit. Good Luck.

Kat~

 

[WickedEve]

Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Theme Song Lyrics:

Now... this is a story all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down,
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In... West Philidelphia born and raised
on the playground is where I spent most of my days,
chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
and all shooting some b-ball outside the school

When a couple of guys said "we're up to no good"
started making trouble in my neighborhood,
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said "you're movin' with your uncle and auntie in Bel-Air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror,
if anything I could say this cab was rare
but I though now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
and I yelled to the cabby "yo home, smell ya later,"
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

 

[karmadog]

Sounds like a dirty version of "The Beverly Hillbillies".

"Let me tell you a story 'bout a man named Jed... poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed..."

 

[WickedEve]

I thought it was Beverly Hillbillies, at first. But I'm pretty sure it's a twisted version of Fresh Prince.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Yes, I thought it was a Fresh Prince revisitation the first time I saw it. I think The Beverly Hillbillies has a more musical quality about it...

 

[ManusNigrumPoet]

well....

i was bored, didnt care and yeah. honestly this was pretty odd how people started to take it seriously. but hey. it was all in fun and i hope you guys can write more so i can read and the other way around. have fun lead great lives. live fast, die hard and leave a good looking corpse.

 

[Star At Sunrise]

lol

Aw, I thought it was funny. You guys missed a lot.

The "Beverly Hillbillies" opening is (of course) in the style of some old folk songs to begin with, and to identify how similar it is to the opening of "Fresh Prince" is interesting (both shows share a similar premise.) Then, add the "Ali" reference. Brilliant! (FYI: Will Smith played the Fresh Prince, rapped the TV theme song, and also played Muhammad Ali in the recent biofilm.)

I suspect there are few poets on here with senses of humor, or varied tastes in modern entertainment, so these references are lost on some. (Oh, but popular culture of the PAST? There's doezens of writers regarded as geniuses now that were considered "low" culture by their contemporaries.)

Melding all that with hardcore rap is pretty original, in my opinion. It's a boasting song that actually shows how empty and seedy the character is through his own words. Randy Newman was a master of that in songwriting, but if you choose to write from a racist or controversial perspective, people often think you're the character you're writing as, especially if you're successful in writing something good.

And if you have to ask what the "INNNNNNNN" means, you just ain't old school! It's a clever vocal reference to early rap styles. You guys may laugh or act offended now, but they'll be studying these forms of poetry in the future just as they study past forms today. Rap music is just modern folk music.

And,... if any of you other scribes disagree with the general theme of my thesis, I kindly suggest you... BACK THAT SHIAT UP!!! Uhhh!!! Uhhhh!!!

(Places pipe carefully on glass table. Takes reading glasses and places them on top of his head. Unbuttons cardigan. Puts left hand out to hold invisible back, makes slapping motions at invisible backside with right hand.)

Uhhhh!!!! Uhhhh!!! Go Star-r..., go Star-r... It's your birthday... it's your birthday...

(Waves hands in the air as if I really do not care. And I don't. Really.)

 

[ManusNigrumPoet]

heh heh

okay folks heres off star. thats pretty coolyou saw that. not that many people brought thatup. hands down that was cool. the others. your comments were cool to. hillbilies... uh no i didnt copy it over from that and spoof it. however the last segemtns of my little wannabe rap song slash spoof slash whatever it is i did is from the spice girls. odd yes but hey all in fun and fun fun fun