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[binkley]

What is my name?

 

[Nora]

It's Binks, dammit. But you can pet me anyway.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Blinkey

 

[Nora]

Blinker kinda works...

 

[phrodeau]

You're really Chilled Vodka, aren't you?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

What is my name?

Whats in a name? A rose by any other name is still a rose. And a donut without a hole is a danish.

I have often wondered about the premium placed upon human nomenclature. Is it because our essence is held in a simple combination of utterances, or is it that we are, and than our name simply fits us?

Impossible metaphysical issues abound in this question. I could assume your screen name is Binkley as that is your av. In such a case, that would be simply a preference based upon theft from an old comic strip. On the other hand, your true name could be Binkley. I would pity you in such a case for suicide is the only way out. I suspect the question is important, for you would not have asked otherwise. Maybe a spiritual quest with the assistance of Tibetan Monks?

I do not know.



It is unanswerable.

 

[MechaBlade]

jar jar binkley.

 

[binkley]

It's Binks, dammit. But you can pet me anyway.

Prrr.

 

[binkley]

You're really Chilled Vodka, aren't you?

Can we say Chilled Dr. Pepper and leave it at that?

 

[MagicMan]

What is my name?

Hi Blankey...how you doing?

 

[juicylips]

Is this a trick question?

JL

 

[binkley]

Is this a trick question?

If you weren't so fuckalicious I'd try to say something clever and insulting right now.

Care for some Dr. Pepper?

 

[lovetoread]

I like to be petted.

 

[juicylips]

If you weren't so fuckalicious I'd try to say something clever and insulting right now.

Care for some Dr. Pepper?

No Dr. Pepper for me, I'm a Pepsi fanatic.


Can't believe I've rendered you speechless. You've always got a clever and insulting remark.

Sad day, indeed.
JL

 

[binkley]

Can't believe I've rendered you speechless. You've always got a clever and insulting remark.

You perk those sad, juicy lips right up, juicylips, you hear now? That's better. Anyone ever told you what nice lips you have?

 

[juicylips]

You perk those sad, juicy lips right up, juicylips, you hear now? That's better. Anyone ever told you what nice lips you have?

Gosh, no. Nobody ever tells me that I have a nice set of lips nor do they ask how juicy they are.

You did manage to make me smile though.

JL

 

[binkley]

Gosh, no. Nobody ever tells me that I have a nice set of lips nor do they ask how juicy they are.

That's is just wrong. Why after kissing your lips, I have to wipe my goatee clean, they are so juicy. Mmmm.