It's too hot to fuck

[Bert Notorius]

and that's pretty fucking hot.

 

[OzoneRed]

When the frost is on the pumpkin
That's the time for dicky dunkin'.

When the weather's hot and sticky
That's no time for dunkin' dicky.

 

[killallhippies]

It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here
And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear
That I'm not here.
And I never knew the moon could be so big
And I never knew the moon could be so blue
And I'm grateful that you threw away my old shoes
And brought me here instead dressed in red
And I'm wondering who could be writing this song.
I don't care if the sun don't shine
And I don't care if nothing is mine
And I don't care if I'm nervous with you
I'll do my loving in the winter.
And the sea isn't green
And I love the queen
And what exactly is a dream
And what exactly is a joke.

 

[warrior queen]

Having the opposite problem here.
Too cold.
Lately, it's been quickies with most of my clothes left on

 

[Disgustipated]

I'm pretty sure the weather has nothing to do with Bert not getting laid.

 

[phrodeau]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8akvxDJQVc

 

[killallhippies]

Too hot, this town is too hot
Now they're calling for their guns
About to spoil the rude boys' fun
But rude boys never give up their guns
It's too hot

No man, can tell them what to do
Pound for pound, they say they're ruder than you
They are the boss, and no back down
You might have a couple you like
Choose your burial sight
Take insurance, make up your will
Come out and tell them, find them

The soldiers came back to you without them
The police force are afraid, they can't even touch them
They say "You think you're bad? Why don't you come out yourself"
These boys are calling for a fight, fighting tonight they don't lie
It's too hot

Too hot, too hot
Too hot, too hot
Too hot, too hot
Too hot, too hot

 

[lovetoread]

Oh yea, too hot to do anything.

 

[1HF]

Thankfully it isn't too hot to fuck here. Well, maybe if we were outside...

Luckily, there's a/c inside so the weather has not ruined fucking for us.

 

[trysail]

http://www.nohrsc.noaa.gov/snow_model/images/full/National/nsm_depth/201002/nsm_depth_2010021305_National.jpg

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http://www.nohrsc.noaa.gov/nsa/index.html?region=National&year=2010&month=2&day=13&units=e

 

[killallhippies]

shut the fuck up.

 

[Bert Notorius]

cum boils at 101F

truth

 

[semen4her]

Bert's circumference doubles in the hot weather due to his high yeast content.

 

[O_dads_Nuticle]

Could I get a friggin' Hot Pocket around here?

...

asap!

 

[canadianpenny]

Redacted

 

[Riles]

Shower sex!

Pretty much what I was thinking.

...about the only time when cool water doesn't shrink things.

 

[Liar]

What is this "it" that you are trying to fuck?

 

[semen4her]

His turkey dinner.

http://www.curlydavid.com/images/tf1.jpg

 

[canadianpenny]

Redacted

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Thankfully it isn't too hot to fuck here. Well, maybe if we were outside...

Luckily, there's a/c inside so the weather has not ruined fucking for us.

*visits*

 

[semen4her]

*visits*

You do realize who she lives with don't you?

Be sure to wear your rebel flag t shirt.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Could I get a friggin' Hot Pocket around here?

...

asap!

No no no.

One... We do not eat Hot Pockets.
We learned our lesson from Jim Gaffigan.

Two... Try harder.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Pretty much what I was thinking.

...about the only time when cool water doesn't shrink things.

*visits*

My fuel bill is going to be frightening.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

You do realize who she lives with don't you?

Be sure to wear your rebel flag t shirt.

I may need looping.

 

[semen4her]

http://www.erosblog.com/sex-blog-pictures/chicken-fucker.jpg