It's time to lay my vibrator to rest

[red_rose]

I killed it. I've killed my first toy.

I don't know if I'll ever have the courage to buy another one - God knows it took every bit of courage I had to go through buying that one!

But today...I popped in some new batteries, turned the knob and.... *nothing*.

I tried different batteries.

I turned them around.

I tried re-opening and closing the damn thing about a half dozen times.

I banged it on the counter.

Not even a little buzz. Nothing. Nada.

*sigh*

 

[Mz_Scarlett]

I don't know what I would do without mine!

If you don't want to go into a store and buy it- try ordering online. The packaging is discreet and you can replace your toy in no time

 

[Cerberus666]

tis truly a sad day,

 

[Nora]

MURDERESS!!!

 

[Kitte]

I have laid many a BOB to rest, then I spent the money and got my techno rabbit... worth every penny. It was expensive, but the thing seems to keep going and going and going and going and going and going and going.

 

[red_rose]

LOL

Online ordering... how do I know I'll like what I'm picking out? Those things are so damn expensive (for good ones) that I'm afraid I'll pick out something ridiculous and hate it when it arrives. lol

 

[I'mVan]

I've seen a pocket rocket at work. She was very happy with it. I know these things can be purchased discretely on-line. And a number of folks can recomend sites and products

 

[horny_giraffe]

I killed it. I've killed my first toy...
*sigh*

You bad, bad, bad little girl. Did you really expect it to work after slamming it on the counter? That poor helpless toy. Did it ever have a choice--except to be your love slave?

At least give it a proper burial.

 

[nike]

*on acount of the "Eye"*

 

[lilminx]

May I suggest this?

http://www.ashleysextoys.com/store/displayitem.asp?PRODUCT_ID=gwpd181

It's not that expensive, and it's VERY effective. Cheyenne, Lavy and I all swear by it.

 

[#1tankcomander]

I killed it. I've killed my first toy.

I don't know if I'll ever have the courage to buy another one - God knows it took every bit of courage I had to go through buying that one!

But today...I popped in some new batteries, turned the knob and.... *nothing*.

I tried different batteries.

I turned them around.

I tried re-opening and closing the damn thing about a half dozen times.

I banged it on the counter.

Not even a little buzz. Nothing. Nada.

*sigh*

Damn it I hate that when it happends! Oh well off to the toy store for you!

 

[ridddder]

So you order it, and you find out you don't like it? So what you are saying is that you tested them in the "real" store prior to buying? I doubt you did this, although I know some people here who would get a big kick out of doing that.....

 

[Guest]

I killed it. I've killed my first toy.

I don't know if I'll ever have the courage to buy another one - God knows it took every bit of courage I had to go through buying that one!

But today...I popped in some new batteries, turned the knob and.... *nothing*.

I tried different batteries.

I turned them around.

I tried re-opening and closing the damn thing about a half dozen times.

I banged it on the counter.

Not even a little buzz. Nothing. Nada.

*sigh*

Do you think it was over-work?

 

[red_rose]

So you order it, and you find out you don't like it? So what you are saying is that you tested them in the "real" store prior to buying? I doubt you did this, although I know some people here who would get a big kick out of doing that.....

lol

No, I didn't get to try them out in the "real" store...but I got to hold them in my hand! I could compare them to each other from all angles, etc. lol

 

[nike]

lol

No, I didn't get to try them out in the "real" store...but I got to hold them in my hand! I could compare them to each other from all angles, etc. lol

ya know...if you come to see us, here is an "adult store" about 20 minutes away. You know if you really *need* to hold one. lol

 

[greybeard]

now there is an image...............

lol

No, I didn't get to try them out in the "real" store...but I got to hold them in my hand! I could compare them to each other from all angles, etc. lol

"excuse me ma'am....could you hold that thing over here.....we gots children here ya know"..................ah, if toys could talk..........

greybeard

 

[QuickDuck]

*gets out the blugel and plays the last post*

May Rosie's B.O.B. rest in peace.