It's time to call in generals Cheech and Chong

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Updated: 4:48 p.m. CT Oct 12, 2006
OTTAWA - Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy — almost impenetrable forests of 10-foot-tall marijuana plants.

Gen. Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.

"The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices ... and as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he said in a speech in Ottawa.

"We tried burning them with white phosphorus — it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel — it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.

Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.

"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hillier said dryly.

One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana.'"
 
Cheech: "Hey General, man" - ppfffffft ppfffffft ppfffffft ppfffffft ppfffffft ppfffffft - "We're gonna hafta defoilate the area, man." - ppfffffft ppfffffft ppfffffft - "Me and my friend have already started . . . " ppfffffft ppfffffft ppfffffft.

General: "Oh, wow, man. Yeah, man, defoilate it. One bud - I mean plant - at a time."
 
Mutant marijane?

Can "Day of the Triffids" be far behind?





We'll all be forced to hole up in lighthouses manned with saltwater firehouses.
 
Roxanne Appleby said:
Cheech: "Hey General, man" - ppfffffft ppfffffft ppfffffft ppfffffft ppfffffft ppfffffft - "We're gonna hafta defoilate the area, man." - ppfffffft ppfffffft ppfffffft - "Me and my friend have already started . . . " ppfffffft ppfffffft ppfffffft.

General: "Oh, wow, man. Yeah, man, defoilate it. One bud - I mean plant - at a time."
LOL.

"My friend can sell it for you in about an hour, man."
 
Perhaps an early harvest would be a better solution than fire. Threshing machines on tanks, anyone?
 
AchtungNight said:
Perhaps an early harvest would be a better solution than fire. Threshing machines on tanks, anyone?
My brother had a good idea, he said the coalition forces should build a convenience store, then harvest & burn the marijuana and just wait until the taliban comes out for snacks. :)
 
OhMissScarlett said:
My brother had a good idea, he said the coalition forces should build a convenience store, then harvest & burn the marijuana and just wait until the taliban comes out for snacks. :)

As long as Jay & Silent Bob can hang out in front of that convienence store, I approve this plan.
 
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